The weirdest place you''''ve ever had an orgasm?

13 Apr 2008

Where is your weirdest place?
Mine was at the wonderfully liberated age of 17 on the bus and the crotch of my jeans were sitting nicely in between my 'lips', the bus movement together with the rubbing of the material brought me off nicely.
I've tried since to repeat it but it just doesn't work. sad

Anyone else had an unexpected orgasm or just maybe had an orgasm in a place they shouldn't have done? wink

13 Apr 2008

At the Cardiff Arm's Park watching the blues play. I was about 16 and we had our coats over our laps to keep warm. Next thing I knew his fingers are under my skirt and playing the Flight Of The Bumblebee :shock:
redface

13 Apr 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
his fingers are under my skirt and playing the Flight Of The Bumblebee :shock:

Did you ever get his name/number ?? lol

:lol:

13 Apr 2008

in my parents attic when we were supposed to be tidying it!

13 Apr 2008

In work on a Saturday when I had the office to myself wink

or on a park bench on the levee overlooking the Mississippi river in New Orleans, just as the sun was coming up - the wierd bit was the looks we were getting from the early morning joggers!! lol

13 Apr 2008

That's a thing... how many of us have ever sneaked off to the loo at work and had a quick rub?
redface

13 Apr 2008

Quote by noladreams30
In work on a Saturday when I had the office to myself
or on a park bench on the levee overlooking the Mississippi river in New Orleans, just as the sun was coming up - the wierd bit was the looks we were getting from the early morning joggers!!

So the levee wasn't dry then? :lol:

13 Apr 2008

Quote by winchwench
In work on a Saturday when I had the office to myself
or on a park bench on the levee overlooking the Mississippi river in New Orleans, just as the sun was coming up - the wierd bit was the looks we were getting from the early morning joggers!!

So the levee wasn't dry then? :lol:
My levee is never dry!! :lol:

13 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
That's a thing... how many of us have ever sneaked off to the loo at work and had a quick rub?

Lots of times... lol

13 Apr 2008

I had a female friend who once told me afterwards that she's had an orgasm while we were sitting together in the audience at a classical concert in the Albert Hall. I'd been completely unaware - she'd hidden it very well. The piece of music was the Unfinished Symphony.
Her symphony definitely didn't remain unfinished. lol

13 Apr 2008

Quote by MikeNorth
I had a female friend who once told me afterwards that she's had an orgasm while we were sitting together in the audience at a classical concert in the Albert Hall. I'd been completely unaware - she'd hidden it very well. The piece of music was the Unfinished Symphony.
Her symphony definitely didn't remain unfinished.

Did she not exhibit the 'royal flush'? :lol:
I'm terrible I get this all the time, starts on my chest and moves up to my neck! redface

13 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
Did she not exhibit the 'royal flush'?
I'm terrible I get this all the time, starts on my chest and moves up to my neck!

Surely you are too young to be in the change Mar
bolt

13 Apr 2008

sat on a bus redface

in a pub

in a graveyard rolleyes

13 Apr 2008

Quote by woohoo
his fingers are under my skirt and playing the Flight Of The Bumblebee :shock:

Did you ever get his name/number ?? lol

:lol:
he was my boyfriend at the time ya great numpty! smackbottom

13 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven

Did she not exhibit the 'royal flush'?
I'm terrible I get this all the time, starts on my chest and moves up to my neck!

Surely you are too young to be in the change Mar
bolt

Yes way to early! AND I don't need any help either.. (now where did I put my KY??)

13 Apr 2008

I was jerked off into/onto/around a phone box coin return slot when i was about 19 ish by a lovely welsh girl who was
staying with relatives. I thought for minutes after i was in love :smile:
Watched a girl bring herself off for a bet on the tube at Finsbury park tube station once too biggrin

14 Apr 2008

Whilst driving a car (the jeans thing plus a little help at the end) lol

On a beach.
I'm pretty average I am sad

14 Apr 2008

Dont think this counts as weird, but wonderful, yes!
On the 47th floor of The Hilton in San Francisco - banging my head on the plate glass window of our hotel room whilst being taken from behind, and orgasming with the view of the Golden Gate Bridge becoming shrouded in the late afternoon fog............

15 Apr 2008

would be really weird if i had had one out of my ears
but i havent biggrin

15 Apr 2008

Quote by Lost
I was jerked off into/onto/around a phone box coin return slot when i was about 19 ish by a lovely welsh girl who was
staying with relatives. I thought for minutes after i was in love :smile:

It weren't me! :shock:

15 Apr 2008

Many years ago I had a Suzuki GT750 motorbike and my girlfriend of the time used to love putting her arms around me while out for a run at night (tho the day was occasionally done too)... unzipping AND unbuttoning my pants... and bringing me to orgasm while doing stupid speeds, which was reckless I know but hey.. I was 19!
The Suzuki was an old two-stroke... me too sometimes!
Peace
Aq

15 Apr 2008

Behind the seawall redface

Or maybe it was in front of it - depends on which is yer viewpoint I guess. dunno

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15 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo
Many years ago I had a Suzuki GT750 motorbike and my girlfriend of the time used to love putting her arms around me while out for a run at night (tho the day was occasionally done too)... unzipping AND unbuttoning my pants... and bringing me to orgasm while doing stupid speeds, which was reckless I know but hey.. I was 19!
The Suzuki was an old two-stroke... me too sometimes!
Peace
Aq

Being on a motorbike alone would've brought me off! I'm so excited at the prospect of putting on some leathers and mounting a bike... one day perhaps cool

15 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
Many years ago I had a Suzuki GT750 motorbike and my girlfriend of the time used to love putting her arms around me while out for a run at night (tho the day was occasionally done too)... unzipping AND unbuttoning my pants... and bringing me to orgasm while doing stupid speeds, which was reckless I know but hey.. I was 19!
The Suzuki was an old two-stroke... me too sometimes!
Peace
Aq

Being on a motorbike alone would've brought me off! I'm so excited at the prospect of putting on some leathers and mounting a bike... one day perhaps cool

I told a mate of our that his Moto Guzzi Monza was possibly the ugliest thing I'd ever seen. After Mr W had got it running.......I changed my mind damn fast! :rascal: Man, does that thing throb!
I now have to work hard at undoing the damage done by the insult before he'll let me take her for a spin rolleyes

16 Apr 2008

A girl at work fancied me, so i text her teling her that i wanted to cum in her pants! She said she wanted me to do it now (in the office). So I did! She went commando whilst waiting for me outside the toilet, then when i had finished she put them back on and it made her cum without me even touching her!
Hopefully I will one day get her to give me a bj at work, or even fuck her over my desk!
Heres to working late!! :idea:

16 Apr 2008

So jaymar, you would like to know how weird we are?
weirdest;
down in the woods, no
side of a cliff, no
in a horse box,?
train loo, ?
All in company.
You pick! Then tell me if I am weird.

16 Apr 2008

Quote by
So jaymar, you would like to know how weird we are?
weirdest;
down in the woods, no
side of a cliff, no
in a horse box,?
train loo, ?
All in company.
You pick! Then tell me if I am weird.

T, my friend.... are you feeling ok this morning?? kiss

I like weird... maybe the side of the cliff could be a little weird especially if you're hanging on with one arm and playing with the other... other than that? dunno

16 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
So jaymar, you would like to know how weird we are?
weirdest;
down in the woods, no
side of a cliff, no
in a horse box,?
train loo, ?
All in company.
You pick! Then tell me if I am weird.

T, my friend.... are you feeling ok this morning?? kiss

I like weird... maybe the side of the cliff could be a little weird especially if you're hanging on with one arm and playing with the other... other than that? dunno

Seems pretty feckin weird to me! :shock:

16 Apr 2008

Whats really wierd is that you thought ofthat kind of cliff in the first place :lol2:

16 Apr 2008

Toss up between the top viewing platform of the Empire State Building and the battlements of Edinburgh Castle for me. And toss up wasn't the method before someone asks! biggrin