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two_4_more
Orgasminator
we will have to set up a secret winking code for non members....
they wink us and we reply with are you interested? one wink for no two for yes and three for oh hell yes! lol
then to get them to send their email to us they'd have to send one wink per letter per day so if their email started with a "b" they'd send two winks, the next day 5 winks for a letter "e" lol
they skip a day for a "."
27 winks for "@"
28 winks for "-"
29 winks for a "_"
after six or seven weeks you may get a meet lol
two_4_more
Orgasminator
only problem is we block winks lol
Phuckers
Sex God
i think i might try this send 30winks see if anyone reply back...anybody dust anybody dust
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
Quote by Missy
So if we all replied to the non members sayine were hot for them the site would make a fortune,,
reckon they might cut us in on the deal?

You got the wrong site there - Many sites do it, but this ain't one of em, it doesn't need to, it wouldn't want to. SH has always been above that game, and that policy hasn't changed since the 4 tops took it on either cool
i wasnt being serious
Missy
Sex God
Quote by wild rose and the stag
So if we all replied to the non members sayine were hot for them the site would make a fortune,,
reckon they might cut us in on the deal?

You got the wrong site there - Many sites do it, but this ain't one of em, it doesn't need to, it wouldn't want to. SH has always been above that game, and that policy hasn't changed since the 4 tops took it on either cool
i wasnt being serious
Whoops, apologies, I should've reaslised. It's a fun thread, and should've taken this post in the same spirit.
I just didn't want newbies looking at your post and thinking this was the case and got all defensive confused
Once again, apologies if I've caused offence kiss
markz
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I don't get them as I set up my account to reject them.

I know
but it doesn't stop me because just like semen it only takes one to get through..... rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by markz
I don't get them as I set up my account to reject them.

I know
but it doesn't stop me because just like semen it only takes one to get through..... rolleyes
thank feck I use condoms too :roll:
markz
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I don't get them as I set up my account to reject them.

I know
but it doesn't stop me because just like semen it only takes one to get through..... rolleyes
thank feck I use condoms too :roll:
you didn't tell me you had a willy....... :roll:
Unknown User
Quote by markz
I don't get them as I set up my account to reject them.

I know
but it doesn't stop me because just like semen it only takes one to get through..... rolleyes
thank feck I use condoms too :roll:
you didn't tell me you had a willy....... :roll:
what did you think you were sucking, my lollipop ? :roll:
markz
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I don't get them as I set up my account to reject them.

I know
but it doesn't stop me because just like semen it only takes one to get through..... rolleyes
thank feck I use condoms too :roll:
you didn't tell me you had a willy....... :roll:
what did you think you were sucking, my lollipop ? :roll:
your nose........... :roll:
markz
Sex God
I'm a winker............. rolleyes
Missy
Sex God
Quote by markz
I'm a winker............. rolleyes

From reading that lot up there......
You're a Sucking Winker :shock: confused :? :?
whitelilly
Warming the Bed
well dont get winks just get me toe stepped on ya know who ya is lol
i closed both eyes so thats not a wink i think
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
send winks now please lol wink
markz
Sex God
Quote by Missy
I'm a winker............. rolleyes

From reading that lot up there......
You're a Sucking Winker :shock: confused :? :?
you want me don't you....... :roll:
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
Quote by whitelilly
well dont get winks just get me toe stepped on ya know who ya is lol
i closed both eyes so thats not a wink i think
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
send winks now please lol wink

any girl that comes near me on the dance floor stands a good chance of having their toe stood on, wink or not
staggy :lol:
whitelilly
Warming the Bed
ok i was not going to name and shame lol
but if ya cant dance dont blame me toe lol
it was me big toe as well lol
its all black and blue so old man says he will not suck it now lol
lillyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Oh sorry, you said winks. I'll get me coat..........
Seriously though, never been winked at on here - we are feeling a bit left out now :cry: