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whaty is worst or funnyist of stupidest reply to ur ad uv had mine has to be a guy who said hi only 210 miles away wanna come suck my cock u dirty cunt confused
(oh yeah like iam gonna travel 210 miles to come see u rolleyes )
worst reply we have had was from a guy...
it read
"wanna come and watch while i try to turn your husband bi" :shock:
My other 1/2 is straight
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
worst reply we have had was from a guy...
it read
"wanna come and watch while i try to turn your husband bi" :shock:
My other 1/2 is straight
Shaz x

But what was your answer Tony dunno
rotflmao
Quote by Dawn_Mids
worst reply we have had was from a guy...
it read
"wanna come and watch while i try to turn your husband bi" :shock:
My other 1/2 is straight
Shaz x

But what was your answer Tony dunno
rotflmao
lol :lol: :lol:
Tony wasn't impressed at all, he said he would rather castrate himself with 2 bricks :shock:
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
lol :lol: :lol:
Tony wasn't impressed at all, he said he would rather castrate himself with 2 bricks :shock:
Shaz x

Can I watch dunno
:rascal: :lol2:
p.s. Sorry Tony
that was quite strange chaz was what your answer
Quote by Dawn_Mids

lol :lol: :lol:
Tony wasn't impressed at all, he said he would rather castrate himself with 2 bricks :shock:
Shaz x

Can I watch dunno
:rascal: :lol2:
p.s. Sorry Tony
Sure, might be a bit messy though :lol:
He's asleep at the mo, think i should do it for him while he's sleeping in the chatroom on cam? :twisted: :lol:
Shaz x
Quote by joel_tudor
that was quite strange chaz was what your answer

He didn't get an answer, and if i believe right, he's still in our iggy list lol
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Sure, might be a bit messy though lol
He's asleep at the mo, think i should do it for him while he's sleeping in the chatroom on cam? :twisted: :lol:
Shaz x

I could never agree to that evil
What room are you chatting in :twisted:
*note to self - behave before you have to ban yourself
Quote by Dawn_Mids

Sure, might be a bit messy though lol
He's asleep at the mo, think i should do it for him while he's sleeping in the chatroom on cam? :twisted: :lol:
Shaz x

I could never agree to that evil
What room are you chatting in :twisted:
*note to self - behave before you have to ban yourself
If you ban yourself for being naughty, would you have to send yourself an email to get yourself unbanned? also what if after you have sent yourself an email you decide not to lift the ban, would you then email the Admins to complain about yourself? :lol: :lol:
And just to ask as i have brought this up in this thread then looked only to find its gone, where is the ignore list now?
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
If you ban yourself for being naughty, would you have to send yourself an email to get yourself unbanned? also what if after you have sent yourself an email you decide not to lift the ban, would you then email the Admins to complain about yourself? lol :lol:

I have banned myself, twice now redface
Only the 24 hour bans but I use them because I am heading towards my exams and I don't revise enough. If I'm finding I am not doing enough work I hit the button so I can't log in :lol2:
I'll probably be banning myself again in the next two weeks rotflmao
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
And just to ask as i have brought this up in this thread then looked only to find its gone, where is the ignore list now?

No idea, sorry. As I can't really use the ignore button, even if I would like to, I've never looked for it.
Dawn confused
As long as you don't press the wrong know and give yourself a permanent ban, you would never live that down lol :lol:
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
As long as you don't press the wrong know and give yourself a permanent ban, you would never live that down lol :lol:
Shaz x

Well thats me having nightmares now :eeek:
bolt
Quote by Dawn_Mids
As long as you don't press the wrong know and give yourself a permanent ban, you would never live that down lol :lol:
Shaz x

Well thats me having nightmares now :eeek:
bolt
Sweet dreams rotflmao
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
worst reply we have had was from a guy...
it read
"wanna come and watch while i try to turn your husband bi" :shock:
My other 1/2 is straight
Shaz x

... Shaz - you said you wouldn't tell - how indiscreet :shock: wink
I'm sure I've sent one like that to Dawn, Shireen, LadyFeeBee, NWC, gingerjo-lee... to name but a few :rascal:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
worst reply we have had was from a guy...
it read
"wanna come and watch while i try to turn your husband bi" :shock:
My other 1/2 is straight
Shaz x

oooh I've had one of them confused
I know your profile says straight but lets meet up and I'll change that

:? :? :? lol
Quote by Bloke2005
worst reply we have had was from a guy...
it read
"wanna come and watch while i try to turn your husband bi" :shock:
My other 1/2 is straight
Shaz x

... Shaz - you said you wouldn't tell - how indiscreet :shock: wink
I'm sure I've sent one like that to Dawn, Shireen, LadyFeeBee, NWC, gingerjo-lee... to name but a few :rascal:
No point with me as my partner is bi anyway :wink: However, we, daily, get enquiries from men with 'straight' on their profiles who, when asked why they are contacting a couple who clearly ask only bi-couples/males contact them, suddenly become 'bi-curious'. Guess we should, one day, actually 'take' one of these guys 'up' on it? :twisted:
I get them all the time.................eg .'I know your profile says you only meet bi fems but I could show you a good time' or ' Meet me and I'll show you what you're missing' rolleyes
I'm not missing it at all. I have an FB if I want a bloke.
Quote by flidais-media
No point with me as my partner is bi anyway wink However, we, daily, get enquiries from men with 'straight' on their profiles who, when asked why they are contacting a couple who clearly ask only bi-couples/males contact them, suddenly become 'bi-curious'. Guess we should, one day, actually 'take' one of these guys 'up' on it? :twisted:

Ooo - can I help test? :twisted:
Actually we've just had one along these lines and as he doesn't seem to be a forum user I'll post it, anonymously of course:
Hi, I am a bi sexual 26 year old and like your ad. I would like you two to come all over my face and treat me like a cock sucking bitch. I am totally straight but like cock...

WTF? dunno
Quote by Bloke2005
I am totally straight but like cock...

:
Huh???? confused rolleyes
Quote by Bloke2005
No point with me as my partner is bi anyway wink However, we, daily, get enquiries from men with 'straight' on their profiles who, when asked why they are contacting a couple who clearly ask only bi-couples/males contact them, suddenly become 'bi-curious'. Guess we should, one day, actually 'take' one of these guys 'up' on it? :twisted:

Ooo - can I help test? :twisted:
Actually we've just had one along these lines and as he doesn't seem to be a forum user I'll post it, anonymously of course:
Hi, I am a bi sexual 26 year old and like your ad. I would like you two to come all over my face and treat me like a cock sucking bitch. I am totally straight but like cock...

WTF? dunno
Perhaps he's related to the guy in 'Let's Meet Up' who is 'straight' but looking for a 'wank club'? :wink: lol :lol: :lol:
PS When we decide to 'take' one of the 'straight' guys, we'll think of you if we need any help :wink: :twisted:
its funny how these people actually think that people are gonna reply and want fun with them when they say wanna fuck how stupid r they no wonder thier is so many desprete men on here they couldnt pull a bird for thier life with lines like that
Right - we just got a response:
Quote by StraightBitchCockSucker wink
well until i have my 1st cock i am going to be str8 then once you have covered my face in spunk i will be bi i really want to big guys like your self to rough me up make me do things by force

Now it makes sense confused
Quote by Bloke2005
Right - we just got a response:
well until i have my 1st cock i am going to be str8 then once you have covered my face in spunk i will be bi i really want to big guys like your self to rough me up make me do things by force

Now it makes sense confused
How could you resist that sweet talk? rolleyes
Quote by Bloke2005
Right - we just got a response:
well until i have my 1st cock i am going to be str8 then once you have covered my face in spunk i will be bi i really want to big guys like your self to rough me up make me do things by force

Now it makes sense confused
So, he's not just a bit 'bi-curious' then? wink rolleyes
We have had all the usual ones... 'i know your looking for couples and bifems but thought i would ask on the off chance' or 'your only 2 miles from me would you still consider' rolleyes
But the best one so far has to be the guy that emailed us and said he wanted Debbie to make sheep noises as he fucks her from behind
confused
Quote by southukcouple
But the best one so far has to be the guy that emailed us and said he wanted Debbie to make sheep noises as he fucks her from behind
confused

That'd be meaty after he was in Wales last :giggle: innocent bolt
Quote by Sassy-Seren

But the best one so far has to be the guy that emailed us and said he wanted Debbie to make sheep noises as he fucks her from behind
confused

That'd be meaty after he was in Wales last :giggle: innocent bolt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:bolt:
Got this one last week -
Quote by Silver tongued Stud
How would you like me to suck you off while your naked wife directs and plays with her wet pussy then we spit roast her ?

My reply?
How does 'fuck off' sound?

The funny thing is, though, if we did jump up and down with glee at having such a charming guy contact us and be absolutely gagging to take him up on his kind offer, he would have blown his chances as he hasn't checked his PM's for nearly a week!!! :shock:
Mal
wink
(and before anyone gets arsey about 'naming and shaming' - that's not his name!)
Quote by Mal
Got this one last week -
How would you like me to suck you off while your naked wife directs and plays with her wet pussy then we spit roast her ?

My reply?
How does 'fuck off' sound?


Man after my own heart :giggle: