They DO exist!!

15 Oct 2004

no you can't get away with the pisstaking none of us can thereâ€™s always some one quicker or better at it then you are lol

Aaah - but I was talking about quantity - not quality. I couldn't come close to some of the expertise I have encountered on here worship

the rest were all from single males, half of them not even bi-! (some people just don't read)

Am learning that one!! And already have my cut and paste stock reply. One even had the audacity to call me a timewaster 'cos I told him I wasn't looking for a single bloke (especially not one so ummmm eloquent).
not that I have anythign against you single of the ones I have come across in this forum are great - and I have ahd soem lovely welcome Pm's. You know who you are smile

15 Oct 2004

Quote by HungryP
One thing I hate about this site is when you lot start crowing about what fantastic sex you are going to have............

Remember the old saying: those who can, do. Those who can't, talk about it.
I know it's true, because I do nothing but talk about it. surprised

15 Oct 2004

Congratulations Reese , on finding the elusive SBF!
Silky and myself have researched this particular phenomenon of the seemingly mythical being the 'single bi-fem' we approached it on a semi scientific basis , giving the project a codename of " The Hedo Grail" .
We can assure you that the study was conducted on a detached analytical basis as strangely I have never shared the predominant male fantasy of two women together having always viewed it as two wasted pussies LOL .
Our findings were shocking . It seems the frustrating eternal fruitlessness of the search has been simply a matter of basic mathematics and husbandry . The problem arises where people habitually have low expectations and repeatedly ask for the company of a single bi-female . What we discovered was that if you increase your sights and advertise for ' multiple , many and varied bi-females' you will get a huge response and most likely end up with dozens of nubile young women draping themselves around your lounge and boudoir . Put simply it appears the bi-fem is by nature a herding animal . This makes more sence when you consider the predatory attitude to them on the internet , and realise that their banding together for safety in numbers is logical .
We havent published the results of the study yet in any of the scientific journals , but feel
confident that the information will not be abused by the members here on SH so were happy to share it with you .

15 Oct 2004

OMG..REESE!
Does this mean you and Vix are.."Swingers"??!!! :shock:
I've heard about such people but have never believed it was actually true - UNTIL NOW!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
Congratulations Reese , on finding the elusive SBF!
Silky and myself have researched this particular phenomenon of the seemingly mythical being the 'single bi-fem' we approached it on a semi scientific basis , giving the project a codename of " The Hedo Grail" .
We can assure you that the study was conducted on a detached analytical basis as strangely I have never shared the predominant male fantasy of two women together having always viewed it as two wasted pussies LOL .
Our findings were shocking . It seems the frustrating eternal fruitlessness of the search has been simply a matter of basic mathematics and husbandry . The problem arises where people habitually have low expectations and repeatedly ask for the company of a single bi-female . What we discovered was that if you increase your sights and advertise for ' multiple , many and varied bi-females' you will get a huge response and most likely end up with dozens of nubile young women draping themselves around your lounge and boudoir . Put simply it appears the bi-fem is by nature a herding animal . This makes more sence when you consider the predatory attitude to them on the internet , and realise that their banding together for safety in numbers is logical .
We havent published the results of the study yet in any of the scientific journals , but feel
confident that the information will not be abused by the members here on SH so were happy to share it with you .

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Oct 2004

I am jealous! Good on ya Reese, have fun mate (from a single bloke who can and does cook!)