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Garages which don't sell car bits!
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Things that annoy you...
Me, troublemaker...with my reputation !!!
:twisted:
Other things that annoy me is
the male that rang 999 last night very very drunk who was lost somewhere & wanted us to go & pick him up & take him home...(did u spot the error)..when I explained to him if he was lost how did we know where he was he promptly told me to
" Go & sell your crack you fu***** whore**
Charming..
:twisted:
Other things that annoy me is
the male that rang 999 last night very very drunk who was lost somewhere & wanted us to go & pick him up & take him home...(did u spot the error)..when I explained to him if he was lost how did we know where he was he promptly told me to
" Go & sell your crack you fu***** whore**
Charming..
Quote by Jags
Kitkat if you are in the know you can still get your bargin . Sorry to be sooooo sad about work :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I think you need to share that 'in the know'.....
For one thing Sainsbury's (certainly my local though not tested recently) will give you a voucher so you can redeem the 2 for one offer at a later time... Or you just ask one of the nice shop staff to go look for some for you, often works
Sex God
That's an emergency situation if I ever heard one.
Wasn't it obvious that his brain had fallen out? The man needed a doctor (and at least a dozen police officers to search for the missing brain). He was right to call 999.
Wasn't it obvious that his brain had fallen out? The man needed a doctor (and at least a dozen police officers to search for the missing brain). He was right to call 999.
Quote by DJohn
That's an emergency situation if I ever heard one.
Wasn't it obvious that his brain had fallen out? The man needed a doctor (and at least a dozen police officers to search for the missing brain). He was right to call 999.
Ahh John, I think you are mistaken, he was most likely one of many males who chose to remove his brain for his teenage years / early 20's to prevent risk of damage by education or alcohol.
It will be safe in a jar somewhere so when he nears 30 he can put it back in to properly get down to a mid life crisis
Forum Virgin
1..people at cash machines getting statements,money with diffrent cards etc as the q gets bigger....
2..people knocking at my door selling gas and elec,sayin there are the cheapest..
3..pop music...
4..the nhs..(people are great..the system isnt..)
5..groups of people talkin,blocking supermarket aisles and doorways..
i am sure there is more its all i can think off at the moment...lol
2..people knocking at my door selling gas and elec,sayin there are the cheapest..
3..pop music...
4..the nhs..(people are great..the system isnt..)
5..groups of people talkin,blocking supermarket aisles and doorways..
i am sure there is more its all i can think off at the moment...lol
1) the mess that the house is in at the minute due to the builders being in...
2) the fact that the doors are off the bathroom, and the joiner didn't turn up yesterday as promised
3)the horrid colour of the grouting the tiler has used on the floor tiles
4)people that are angry for no good reason
5) fact that are never enough hours in the day, or years in your life in order to do all that would like to do...
Gmanxxxx
2) the fact that the doors are off the bathroom, and the joiner didn't turn up yesterday as promised
3)the horrid colour of the grouting the tiler has used on the floor tiles
4)people that are angry for no good reason
5) fact that are never enough hours in the day, or years in your life in order to do all that would like to do...
Gmanxxxx
Sex God
It's taken me ages to think of five things that annoy me, as so many things do... but here are the ones on my list at the mo...
1. Juan Pablo Montoya - I haven't warmed to him at all since last season
2. People who don't say please and thank you, and especially at work when they take for granted the things you do that you don't have to do
3. Elderly people who walk really slowly, usually with one of those shopping bags on wheels, down really busy streets. Most of them turn up at sex clubs on Friday nights
4. Young lads who turn up at kick boxing classes thinking they're Bruce Lee or Van Damme cos they've rented all the appropiate DVDs, then can't even do 5 press ups :roll: - some of them are probably reading this post, so hey, make sure you can do at least 10 press ups before you attempt any martial art
5. Juan Pablo Montoya - oh shit, I've already said that. OK, the new qualifying and one engine rules - how silly
1. Juan Pablo Montoya - I haven't warmed to him at all since last season
2. People who don't say please and thank you, and especially at work when they take for granted the things you do that you don't have to do
3. Elderly people who walk really slowly, usually with one of those shopping bags on wheels, down really busy streets. Most of them turn up at sex clubs on Friday nights
4. Young lads who turn up at kick boxing classes thinking they're Bruce Lee or Van Damme cos they've rented all the appropiate DVDs, then can't even do 5 press ups :roll: - some of them are probably reading this post, so hey, make sure you can do at least 10 press ups before you attempt any martial art
5. Juan Pablo Montoya - oh shit, I've already said that. OK, the new qualifying and one engine rules - how silly
Sex God
Michael Schumacher. Absolutely no need to think about the answer to that one!
Sex God
Well, it will certainly annoy me if Michael doesn't win his 7th!
OK, thread back on track.... any more annoyances anyone - come on, it's good to talk about it!
OK, thread back on track.... any more annoyances anyone - come on, it's good to talk about it!
Orgasminator
What annoys me? Well i think everyones just about covered it.
My favourite pet hate is pop up windows, resized small, hidden behind all the other open windows. When I go a click on a link in an email it open in that bloody tiny effing window, totally bu**ering up my settings.
My favourite pet hate is pop up windows, resized small, hidden behind all the other open windows. When I go a click on a link in an email it open in that bloody tiny effing window, totally bu**ering up my settings.
ISP helplines outhoused in Bombay where all the staff have a European name.... If I am talking to an Indian person I do not mind using their real forename...
GFZ Wenches named Alexandra who dissappear leaving Mr FC and I looking like a prune in the Jacuzzzi!!! Sometimes that woman is all talk..... well come to think of it that woman is all talk.... but she did say that in her profile!
Alex....
backside over to the GFZ... I am shivering I need a good warming up...
Gmanxxx
GFZ Wenches named Alexandra who dissappear leaving Mr FC and I looking like a prune in the Jacuzzzi!!! Sometimes that woman is all talk..... well come to think of it that woman is all talk.... but she did say that in her profile!
Alex....
backside over to the GFZ... I am shivering I need a good warming up...
Gmanxxx
Sex God
My hates are simple. I detest queues, Marmite, asparagus, people who think its hilarious to run their nails down a blackboard, my belly button, SPIDERS, seafood, commercials, tequila (it's a LONG story), Scotch (it's an even LONGER story), rudeness, hard butter for your bread, folk who take things FAR to seriously, boy bands, rain when you have to walk to the pub (on the way home is OK though), Bottom and Monty Python (OK, I just don't get it!), mates who borrow my CD's and don't give them back, being called American, news sensationalism, the lack of faith in humanity, dishonesty, losing my keys and being the last one to 'get the joke.'
Silky xxx
Silky xxx
Quote by Moist
Me, troublemaker...with my reputation !!!
:twisted:
Other things that annoy me is
the male that rang 999 last night very very drunk who was lost somewhere & wanted us to go & pick him up & take him home...(did u spot the error)..when I explained to him if he was lost how did we know where he was he promptly told me to
" Go & sell your crack you fu***** whore**
Charming..
People who do should clearly never be put in charge of a vehicle...
The bloke driving down the M40, in the days before the services were open, ran out of petrol, called AA, waited an hour for a gallon of fuel, carried on, ran out again, waited another hour, got another gallon, drove on, ran out again, waited another hour.......
Phone call from M4 eastbound at Newbury, "I have just left Heathrow, How much further is the Dartford Tunnel?" oh, about 15,000 miles if you keep going in the same direction.
Oh,
Quote by KitKat
Me, troublemaker...with my reputation !!!
:twisted:
Other things that annoy me is
the male that rang 999 last night very very drunk who was lost somewhere & wanted us to go & pick him up & take him home...(did u spot the error)..when I explained to him if he was lost how did we know where he was he promptly told me to
" Go & sell your crack you fu***** whore**
Charming..
People who do should clearly never be put in charge of a vehicle...
The bloke driving down the M40, in the days before the services were open, ran out of petrol, called AA, waited an hour for a gallon of fuel, carried on, ran out again, waited another hour, got another gallon, drove on, ran out again, waited another hour.......
Phone call from M4 eastbound at Newbury, "I have just left Heathrow, How much further is the Dartford Tunnel?" oh, about 15,000 miles if you keep going in the same direction.
Oh,
Ha Ha Ha
Actually had a very hard shift this week so loads annoyed me but the worse one has got to be the guy who keeps threatening suicide coz his girlfriend has finished with him due to domestic violence....twice now we have had to close the bloody dual carriageway off & talk him down when we know he has no intention of jumping anyway or he would not have called us to say he was going to !!!! Arrggghhhh
Sex God
I should say this here, where it belongs.
One of my greatest hate's is the! creative use "of" punctuation in sign's. I'm tempted to carry a few paints with me everywhere, so I can fix the worst offenders.
Honest, officer. It's not vandalism. It's grammar.
I'm suddenly reminded of a wonderful scene from Life of Brian.
One of my greatest hate's is the! creative use "of" punctuation in sign's. I'm tempted to carry a few paints with me everywhere, so I can fix the worst offenders.
Honest, officer. It's not vandalism. It's grammar.
I'm suddenly reminded of a wonderful scene from Life of Brian.
Sex God
Forget Lynne Truss! Simon Jenkins!!! 
The only essential punctuation mark is the full stop. Commas should be used when the meaning needs to be made clear. The incorrect use of apostrophes is far too widespread and aggravates quite a few of us on here (DJohn, Jags, Sappho...). That reminds me, I think I am being summoned!
(With apologies to Sir Simon for the exclamation mark.)
Will
The only essential punctuation mark is the full stop. Commas should be used when the meaning needs to be made clear. The incorrect use of apostrophes is far too widespread and aggravates quite a few of us on here (DJohn, Jags, Sappho...). That reminds me, I think I am being summoned!
(With apologies to Sir Simon for the exclamation mark.)
Will
Sex God
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Peace G
1. Not being able to go to the munch!
2. Having just baked shit loads of cakes and biscuits and can't eat any of them! :( :(
3. Having no-one to chat to on line as they are all going to the munch :( :( :(
4. Having to run up and down the stairs to a very poorly Fred (not so much annoying really)
5. NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO THE MUNCH!!!!!!!
Arghhhhhhhh..........talk to me people before I drown in my own self pity !!!!!
:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry:
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Wilma
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2. Having just baked shit loads of cakes and biscuits and can't eat any of them! :( :(
3. Having no-one to chat to on line as they are all going to the munch :( :( :(
4. Having to run up and down the stairs to a very poorly Fred (not so much annoying really)
5. NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO THE MUNCH!!!!!!!
Arghhhhhhhh..........talk to me people before I drown in my own self pity !!!!!
:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry:
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Wilma
x x x x :cry:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for Wilma
for Fred.