Things that annoy you...

2 Mar 2004

Just silly little things that really wind me up...
1. People that suddenly accelerate when I am trying to overtake them mad

2. People that dont indicate on roundabouts :x
3. Bad hygiene (just no excuse)
4. People that get to the top of the stairs at an underground station then just STOP...Why???
5. Butter beans annoy me just coz...
Just for fun.... wink

2 Mar 2004

Speed cameras
The blank bit at the begining of a music tape...................really p's me off that one!

2 Mar 2004

1) People who overtake just as I accelerate. (sorry couldn't resist)
2) People who abandon trolleys in supermarket parking bays.
3) People who tie their dogs to the drainpipe right next to the 'in' door of the local shop, where it sits barking furiously and scaring the crap out of everyone trying to get in the shop.
4) Driving instructors on their own in the car, driving like numptys.
5) People who press the button on the pedestrian crossing, then ignore the lights and cross anyway.
lhk
Kat

2 Mar 2004

You know I thought I could think of loads now I can't;
1 The Press- they seem to think they have some divine right of preaching morals and criticising at every level despite themselves been moralisticly bankrupt nobodies with their own agendas
2 Taxis-Seem to thinhk it is OK to park,make U turns,generally drive terribly making you avoid them and then they take the higher ground because they are "professiunals"
3 Society in general - It's greed is claims to be a socialist in this country though they'd sell their granny for a bigger TV
mad

:x :x :x :x
Whoa Some issues there!Time for the tablets :shock:

2 Mar 2004

1) TV adverts â€“ they interrupt, theyâ€™re moronic, I throw bricks at my TV screen banghead

2) Kidsâ€™ graffiti on buses (windows, seats) â€“ selfish idiots
3) Tired, jaded old politician crap in the Houses of Parliament and the media â€“ they behave like sop spilling toddlers in the House
4) Bosses in office jobs who get promoted because they talk louder than everyone else - and put other peopleâ€™s work out as their own - and get paid well because do these two things brilliantly
5) Benefit and National Health tourists & scroungers â€“ selfishness, dishonesty and freeloading in general
:x

2 Mar 2004

Quote by SiGo1
1 The Press- they seem to think they have some divine right of preaching morals and criticising at every level despite themselves been moralisticly bankrupt nobodies with their own agendas

Good one - in this country they behave like the KGB and are utterly ruthless and relentlessly, pointlessly, prying

2 Mar 2004

Soap actors petending to drink cups of tea that are so obviously empty, (are the budgets that tight thay cant afford cups of tea?)
16 Yo moped/scooter riders who think they are the dogs danglies
mobile phones ringing in pubs
women who fake orgasms! (not that i have ever been faxed to wink

)

2 Mar 2004

This could be a long list... but I wont rant about everything
1. People that wont make eye contact when they talk to you.
2. People that seem to be using 'the force' when driving.
3. People that think it is funny to mock the disabled (whether mentally or physically disadvantaged).
4. Those phonecalls you receive, typically Thursday and Friday evenings offering new windows, doors, guttering, etc for free..!!!! And they wont take no for an answer.
5. Tripe (nuff said)
6. Watching football in the pub. When you are surrounded by muppets that know the 'square root of f**k all' about football.
That will do for the moment
Paul

2 Mar 2004

The Reality TV phenomenon

2 Mar 2004

The thing that is really annoying me at the momet is men who read me ad, which is very specific and still reply despite the fact that they are too old, too young, smoke, dont live in the right area etc etc etc. Why do they waste their time and my time too ? The biggest area of the ad that they ignoe is my request for them to send a pic with their reply. I am not going to reply unless they do. Anyway enough of that rant!!
rolleyes

Other things that annoy me are
People who spit on the pavements
Smokers who light up in restaurants and other public places
Parents who make no effort to get their children to behave
People who rattle crisp packets at the cinema
This countries inability to run a decent public transport system
George Bush mad

2 Mar 2004

Try a T-shirt...... Inconsiderate smokers get right up my nose.....or something. rolleyes

I don't really get annoyed often. The last time I remember being annoyed was:
1. Recently used chewing gum stuck to the bottom of a table. mad

:x
Steve 8)
What was your ad number again? Are you sure you don't like smokers? Smokers have feelings too ya know. :smoke:

2 Mar 2004

People who do not use their indicators, plus more but do you realy want me to fill this page.
TS

2 Mar 2004

Yes TS I do want more...much more..come on peeps

2 Mar 2004

1.) The Sun
2.) The Sun
3.) The Sun
4.) The Sun
5.) The Sun
6.) The Sun
7.) The Sun
8.) The Sun
9.) The Sun
10.) Ummmmmmmmm - hard one this - it's either between The Sun or "Low Life Pond Scum" - commonly referred to as Sun journalists!
Fred

2 Mar 2004

Self important has been celebrities
people who worship the above
Dog fouling on footpaths....

2 Mar 2004

Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here.....
I hate everyone
I hate everything
I hate everywhere.
Above all
I hate myself
I can't see any more: hellish images cloud my vision.
I can't eat any more: the vile stench of my fetid cadaver, bloated by corruption and wanton excess, nauseates me
And causes me to retch.
I can't sleep any more: the massive quantities of drink and drugs have robbed me of the peace
Granted to normal people.
I can't talk any more: my voice is cracked and strained by constant crying
And wailing.
I can't walk any more: the beatings, by those more sainted and just
Have robbed me of locomotion.
I can't hope any more: I lie, and wait, and cry and beg
For lingering , painful death that
Surely, surely
Awaits.
Infamy, iniquity,
Eternity
Remember me.
And all because
I found this Swinging Heaven.
(Also Sprach Die Sonne)

2 Mar 2004

Sounds like you need a new job Arti me old fella!
I hear The Sun are looking for people wih the qualities you mentioned here - you will fit right in! The choices are as a reporter or as an unqalified and ill informed agony uncle!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fred

2 Mar 2004

WOW..
ALL the above +
1) why can't I buy size 6 socks (Allgood, stop laughing) - why do I have to buy size 4-8 size socks which are way too big and slide down the inside of my shoes and cause me to stop to pull them up???? No-one buys size 4-8 shoes, or size 12-16 skirts, or size 14-18 collars so WTF do I need to buy socks which don't fit? What happened to size 6 socks????
2) people who don't indicate properly
3) people who stop at every roundabout, let the entire traffic flow from the A69 through and don't move until there is not another car around for 5 miles
4) men in flat caps who drive at 28 miles an hour and can't see over the top of the wheel
5) cops in traffic cars who drive at 68 miles an hour and enjoy the line of cars behind them...GUESS WHO overtakes them??????? mad

I could go on and on and on and on and on.... :x evil

x xxx

2 Mar 2004

Jag's I take size 6-7 shoe's and you know what they say about the size of a man's feet! :doh: MrFC
I'm using MrsFC's account as I can't get into mine at mo!

2 Mar 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Jag's I take size 6-7 shoe's and you know what they say about the size of a man's feet! :doh: MrFC
I'm using MrsFC's account as I can't get into mine at mo!

No... size of men's feet bear no resemblence to their size of their socks????
x

2 Mar 2004

ooooooooh, can I reply to this one after tomorrow???? Along with many other members of this forum who will have given up smoking after tomorrow, I suspect that we could keep this thread running for ever, an ever, an ever, an ever, an infinitely rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Kit
xxx
thinks to herself - must write these down as they irrationally occur

2 Mar 2004

:rotflmao: biggrin

:rotflmao:

2 Mar 2004

Another one is car salesman who think the only things a woman is interested in when buying a car is the colour, if it has mirrors in the sun visor & where the child locks are...aarrgggghhhhhh. Tossers !!
I asked one today (looking at the Nissan 350z - yum yum) what insurance group it was/what service intervals it had & combined MPG - he had to ring someone to find out....Very good mate. mad

2 Mar 2004

1. People who take their children in pushchairs to the first day of the Sales mad

- poor kids sat there defending themselve from being clobbered in the face by shopping bags with about 4 boxes of shoes in!
2. Empty inside motorway lanes, cos the berks are poodling along in the middle one!
3. The woman who works in Alldays down the road!
4. The SH attendance record, by SH members getting togther one night, being completely smashed by Sun readers!
5. Licking jumpers or cardigans ewwwwwwwwwwww!

2 Mar 2004

Hi folks
Right...
Loads of unnecessary swearing - not the "oh fuck" type, but the ones when people really can't be bothered to find another adjective/adverb.
People who walk slowly in 2s or 3s down a narrow pavement and don't make any effort to let you pass.
People who talk through films.
Lack of respect.
Illogicality/refusal to listen to reason.
People who always complain about things.

3 Mar 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
5. Licking jumpers or cardigans ewwwwwwwwwwww!

I always suspected there was something strange about you Misschief confused

:?

:lol: :lol:

3 Mar 2004

My pet hates are legion, but here's a few.
Newsagents, my name for so called 'reporters' who work for the Tabloid Press. Get your facts right, and report the other side of any argument.
People who want to 'Ban' everything. Get a life.
People who insist in walking on the road because there is snow on the footpath. It's going to hurt you a lot less if you slip and fall on your arse on the pavement, than being hit by a car on the road because it's skidded on the ice.
Sport Pundits on TV. They're all Wannabees, has beens, or never were's, and have nothing constructive to add to the programme.
Taxi Drivers. A worse set or group of drivers than any other. The road does not belong to exclusively you.
Caravans on tow, especially on narrow country roads. GGRRRRRRRR.
Vertically challenged people with open umbrellas. Poke me in the eye just once more, and I'll wrap it round your neck.
I could go on and on and on, but this post would probably be deleted by the Moderators.
Harry0

3 Mar 2004

You're doing OK so far Harry - and I'm with you all the way too!!! I can't argue with anything you've said...
lol

:lol:

3 Mar 2004

You know that harryO has not taken up the best position on the field of TV sport punditry â€“ he ought to try and and I should add .

3 Mar 2004

Why would a post be deleted by a mod?? Sorry am new to this so did not understand that. There have been a lot longer posts on other threads ?? confused

Or was it a joke & I just need to get out more..