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Artificer's pet hates:
(as a keen cyclist): packs of multi coloured cyclists who ride umpteen abreast
(as a keen walker): packs of ramblers in lurid colours crashing through crops 'where they have a RIGHT to roam' and frightening every little crittur in God's own creation (and then blaming farmers because 'all the wildlife has gone')
(as a keen fan of of folk music): accountants, bankers and librarians singing about 'ploughing the soil', 'ploughing the salt main'-do a lot of ploughing these folkies-, and chasing the wenches on a May morning early etc (early being when the streets are aired).
The M6
The M6
Streetlights where they aren't needed-(are planners frightened of stars?)
The M6
Anyone who says: 'just between you and I' (liars!!)
Upward intonation
I ,like, hate, people, like, who, like, put 'like' between every other word, like, do you know what I mean, like..(aaarrrrgh!)
Boy racers-I have a terrible urge to screw their heads round so their baseball caps face the right way.
The M6
Ladies who get to the till, are told how much it costs, and only then try to find their purse, EXACT amount in coins, loyalty card, cashback etc etc...
... and then I meet her at the petrol station and she is parked on the only available pump: she meanwhile is shopping for sweets, papers, doing lottery ticket, going to loo etc. By the time she gets back the price of oil has risen. (sorry, I'm not a misogynist, just impatient).
People who sit on the aisle seat on trains, put their bag in the window seat, and then pretend you don't exist as you ask them if you might have that last seat on the train-'WHICH I HAVE PAID FOR!
Graffiti
The M6
People who use mobile phones-'I'm on the train'-in the 'quiet' sections of Virgin trains.
Virgin Trains;I think they sponsor the M6.
Politicians who answer a question they weren't even asked.
Ten tonnes of packaging around everything I buy-all of it plastic.
People with dogs on those ' fishing reel' thingies: you know, the kind that trip you up, allow the dog to shit in a perfectly described semi-circle and are just long enough to allow the mutt to leap in front of a passing car. I yearn to put in 'extra-strong' springs......hee,heee.
The M6-have I mentioned that?
Fiat Multipla-are they serious?? (Good for raising tomatoes though).
Apples-or at least any of the four varieties of cotton wool that are flown 10,000 miles from New Zealand, are 'perfect' in shape, colour, uniformity, texture etc, but lack any taste resembling apple. Bring back Worcester Pearmain, James Grieve, et al.....
The M6
...excuse me , just pausing for breath.. I realise, I am becoming a 'High Level Ranter'-Sappho will know of that band-I may return when I've had my thereapy and medication.
A.
(as a keen cyclist): packs of multi coloured cyclists who ride umpteen abreast
(as a keen walker): packs of ramblers in lurid colours crashing through crops 'where they have a RIGHT to roam' and frightening every little crittur in God's own creation (and then blaming farmers because 'all the wildlife has gone')
(as a keen fan of of folk music): accountants, bankers and librarians singing about 'ploughing the soil', 'ploughing the salt main'-do a lot of ploughing these folkies-, and chasing the wenches on a May morning early etc (early being when the streets are aired).
The M6
The M6
Streetlights where they aren't needed-(are planners frightened of stars?)
The M6
Anyone who says: 'just between you and I' (liars!!)
Upward intonation
I ,like, hate, people, like, who, like, put 'like' between every other word, like, do you know what I mean, like..(aaarrrrgh!)
Boy racers-I have a terrible urge to screw their heads round so their baseball caps face the right way.
The M6
Ladies who get to the till, are told how much it costs, and only then try to find their purse, EXACT amount in coins, loyalty card, cashback etc etc...
... and then I meet her at the petrol station and she is parked on the only available pump: she meanwhile is shopping for sweets, papers, doing lottery ticket, going to loo etc. By the time she gets back the price of oil has risen. (sorry, I'm not a misogynist, just impatient).
People who sit on the aisle seat on trains, put their bag in the window seat, and then pretend you don't exist as you ask them if you might have that last seat on the train-'WHICH I HAVE PAID FOR!
Graffiti
The M6
People who use mobile phones-'I'm on the train'-in the 'quiet' sections of Virgin trains.
Virgin Trains;I think they sponsor the M6.
Politicians who answer a question they weren't even asked.
Ten tonnes of packaging around everything I buy-all of it plastic.
People with dogs on those ' fishing reel' thingies: you know, the kind that trip you up, allow the dog to shit in a perfectly described semi-circle and are just long enough to allow the mutt to leap in front of a passing car. I yearn to put in 'extra-strong' springs......hee,heee.
The M6-have I mentioned that?
Fiat Multipla-are they serious?? (Good for raising tomatoes though).
Apples-or at least any of the four varieties of cotton wool that are flown 10,000 miles from New Zealand, are 'perfect' in shape, colour, uniformity, texture etc, but lack any taste resembling apple. Bring back Worcester Pearmain, James Grieve, et al.....
The M6
...excuse me , just pausing for breath.. I realise, I am becoming a 'High Level Ranter'-Sappho will know of that band-I may return when I've had my thereapy and medication.
A.
Sex God
Phew, that's some hate list, I'm glad my hates are so simple 
Sex God
What's wrong with the M6? I've just had a look at it and it looks fine to me.
things i hate are m25 waste of time, when i play golf with my pals and i hit in my opinon a shite shot and they say oh good shot paul this is due to the fact that my handicap is very low and theres is very high and there all shite at golf that winds me up,and i expect to do better 
people who drive really slow not only on a sunday but every day usually in mercs and bmw,s
horses on the road riding 2 or 3 a breast ,get out of the fu##ing way......
people who mime to music on tv or in concerts ,cover versions of good songs that go on to be slaughtered with drum n bass and tecno beats , write your own songs and dont ruin someone elses are you listening limp bizcit, behind blue eyes, by the who they murdered that, all pop idol ,fame academy is just awful ive heard better in my local at karoake its all shite... sing your own songs in other words have respect for great music and leave it all alone ,p.s i like music if you cant tell , how comes none of these musical genius play instruments like guitair,piano,bass ,drums ect i'll tell you why they can its to hard for them they wanna do the college ,pub circuit playing to 75 drunks shouting abuse at them thats the roots of real music thats where it all starts from ..........sorry about that little rant the above wind me up 8)
people who drive really slow not only on a sunday but every day usually in mercs and bmw,s
horses on the road riding 2 or 3 a breast ,get out of the fu##ing way......
people who mime to music on tv or in concerts ,cover versions of good songs that go on to be slaughtered with drum n bass and tecno beats , write your own songs and dont ruin someone elses are you listening limp bizcit, behind blue eyes, by the who they murdered that, all pop idol ,fame academy is just awful ive heard better in my local at karoake its all shite... sing your own songs in other words have respect for great music and leave it all alone ,p.s i like music if you cant tell , how comes none of these musical genius play instruments like guitair,piano,bass ,drums ect i'll tell you why they can its to hard for them they wanna do the college ,pub circuit playing to 75 drunks shouting abuse at them thats the roots of real music thats where it all starts from ..........sorry about that little rant the above wind me up 8)
Deep breaths gentlemen, long, slow, deep breaths... now imagine an island, sparkling sea, blue sky, white fluffy clouds... float above the island and let yourself drift... keep breathing... there you go...
Better now?
I hope Artificer, the Sarge and HornyLondon are feeling so much calmer now...
Right, off to thump a cushion to hell and back.
Sappho xxx
Better now?
I hope Artificer, the Sarge and HornyLondon are feeling so much calmer now...
Right, off to thump a cushion to hell and back.
Sappho xxx
Things I hate:
German Spam Mail (although very much a love/hate relationship)
Girlies in the GFZ (although very much a love/hate relationship)
Being made to wear lingerie (although very much a love/hate relationship)
Newcastle being so far away (although very much a love/hate relationship)
The list is longer, but i have decided to save the rest for my therapist. :crazy:
lhk
Kat
German Spam Mail (although very much a love/hate relationship)
Girlies in the GFZ (although very much a love/hate relationship)
Being made to wear lingerie (although very much a love/hate relationship)
Newcastle being so far away (although very much a love/hate relationship)
The list is longer, but i have decided to save the rest for my therapist. :crazy:
lhk
Kat
Quote by Sappho
Deep breaths gentlemen, long, slow, deep breaths... now imagine an island, sparkling sea, blue sky, white fluffy clouds... float above the island and let yourself drift... keep breathing... there you go...
Better now?
With you on that Sappho darling! 8) 8) Chilled out here!
Do you talk like you type hornylondon123 - coz if so, I just imaging you speaking at Mach 2 as if your bum is on fire!
Phew!
:lol: Quote by artificer
just thought of something that links this thread and another:
Why is it physically impossible to get the plastc wrapping, and the security tag, off new CDs -especially when you're dying to play them.
It's a device used to up the anticipation and desire......and no match for a penknife !
Carpathian
Going into a Truckstop and buying a Never ending cup of coffee. Why are the cups so bloody small and the coffee is cold or tastes of tar. And the fact that I have to keep getting up out of my chair to fetch a bloody refill.
They small milk portions I hate as well, just when you almost have it opened it ends up all over you, the table and the person sitting behind you, (which results in a sharp exit by yourself of course).
I hate Motorway services when you stop for something to eat for you and the other half. When you get to the till with 2 pots of tea and two cakes. It comes to How do they get that figure, no matter how much you look at the menu and price things.
Sorry for moaning, lol
We all have our pet hates in life.
They small milk portions I hate as well, just when you almost have it opened it ends up all over you, the table and the person sitting behind you, (which results in a sharp exit by yourself of course).
I hate Motorway services when you stop for something to eat for you and the other half. When you get to the till with 2 pots of tea and two cakes. It comes to How do they get that figure, no matter how much you look at the menu and price things.
Sorry for moaning, lol
We all have our pet hates in life.
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(At last! Someone who can spell lose!)
