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Things which WOULD please you if they were to happen

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Wish list time folks...
1 - my sore right knee gettting better
2 - my wine rack never being empty
3 - winning a small'ish amount of money on the lottery > £500 < £1M
4 - Sean Connery being only 50 years old
5 - flowers not dying
1. Getting a job I actually enjoy.
2. Improving my physical fitness so I feel better and don't get mistaken for a beanpole anymore.
3. Nicole Kidman giftwrapped on my futon.
4. A reliable & practical public transport system.
5. World peace would be nice too. smile
1 - Humankind growing up out of 'God', 'Allah' & religious fixation over night
2 - The world suddenly not being so hopelessly and dangerously over-populated
3. - People waking up to consumer power, environmentally friendly purchasing etc
4. - Being 10 years old again, then making my own decisions about my upbringing
5 - My contemporary art small business taking off :uhoh: (very concerned and stressed at the mo')
First instincts proving to be as correct as I hope they are.......
Wolves staying up........
The guy I'm renting from thats just come back from abroad NOT wanting the flat back and causing me to be both homeless and without net access for this place !
Again, first instincts...
1. Making Mr Writer and James the same person. James wants Mr W's sense of self confidence and assurance.
2. A family member never being ill again.
3. Have my time at university again and lose all sense of self consciousness.
To know what I know now when I was 16!
Kit
xxx
To be able to remember what I know now when I'm 95 biggrin
Things that would really please me:
1. Not being allergic to bunnies sad
2. Being a professor :jagsatwork:
3. Not having to worry about money ever again, in fact not having to worry about anything ever again would be better but I don't want to appear greedy wink
4. The justice system being fair
5. My grandad alive again, just so he can meet my family (just for 24 hours, wouldn't want to affect the space/time continuum too much :shock: ).
6. My dog being alive again, just so we could beat up another dickhead together :sparring:
7. To live forever, OK now I'm just getting silly rolleyes
1. Being a mum
2. Getting my dream job
That's all really, I would be happy with that!
-to have enough money to move even deeper into the countryside and spend my days contemplating the wonder of it all
-to have at least one book published and receive reasonable reviews (I know, it shouldn't matter what others say, hubris is a terrible thing)
-to die before my children (the reverse is my worst nightmare)
-to see my children embrace art, music, literature and the simple joy of being.
-to have just enough (i've never wanted money for money sake) to be able to leave my job and 'get by' doing a variety of 'odd' jobs and projects that would satisfy me and put something back into this wonderful world.
-never to lose the sense of awe and wonder at what surrounds me
that'll do for the old Artificer
- my car passing it's MOT first time next month :shock:
- someone offering my husband a job in America when we go on our hols then we don't need to come home again biggrin
- having enough money so that we don't have to think about every penny before we spend it rolleyes
- my mother in law and my dad both to have better health than they have
God jags.... you have a lot to answer for.... there is hardly a greedy sod here.... tears do hamper typing...
there is a hell of a lot of beauty about
Would that I could grant so many wishes....thank you all
Gmanxxxx
That snowdrops last longer than 10 days in my window box
That my dad were still alive
That TV wasn't so much rubbish
That football got relegated to a pastime rather than a religion
That people were tolerant and non-judgemental about others
That I could play the piano and/or sing in tune
My other half to be in better physical health,
A decent, reliabale public transport system,
Smoking banned in public places,
Society at large not no be so fixated with how women "should" behave,
Americans to see sense at the next election,
Bitains to see sense at the next election,
to have enough money to be able to tell the boss where to shove his job and go and live away in the highlands...
My sister to be well.
My mum and dad to have seen my youngest daughter grow up.
To be able to ensure that my kids are financially secure before I die.
That my hubby finds someone to love him and care for him if anything ever happens to me.
To win enough money to pay off the mortgage. I'm happy still to work, but to take that stress away would be wonderful.
To see all the ideas above come true for everyone... (with the exception to the everyone does not believe in God one, but that another discussion and this a happy thread smile )
To win enough money to get my family on the housing ladder and out of this one bed flat rolleyes
To have enough money left to quit my techy job and join the ambulance service full time 8) ...
That the sunny days don't end
That good friends never leave
That my wine bottle is never empty...oh, did that one already!
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That my wine bottle is never empty...oh, did that one already!
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Yes but it is pretty important :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think I must have missed this thread first time out, I'll have to have a think confused:
I missed the thread first time....but here goes
That my wine rack also never runs out (it's costing me a fortune)
To have enough money to be comfortable on (padding)
To be able to make my brother and sisters self sufficient instead of struggling to make ends meet.
I wish I had more time for my friends right now
I wish I looked good in a maids outfit rolleyes
I wish Alan Titchmarsh would come and do my garden
I wish Sean Connery would come and do me
I wish The Forum was in a time warp and I could stop it until we return so that I didn't miss so much!!!
I wish I may, I wish I might,
turn into a size 10 overnight!!!
I wish I should, I wish I could,
cut out the cakes and choccie pud
I wish for a little nip and tuck
but failing that I'll have................ crispy duck
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I wish you ladies would start to believe that we love you just the way you are , and sod the images in the Medja.
I wish I paid a lot less tax .
I wish drinking beer didn't make my head hurt the next day .
I wish I had been as laid back as I am now 20 years ago ( obviuosly not over sex , that wouldn't be right would it )
And this reminds of an old but goody to put in the jokes thread , tomorrow XX and goodnight all.
to be happy and content all the time.
BTW some people say I look like a young Sean Connery in my avatar. wink
Can't see it myself confused :P lol
An SH Munch every month.
My boss developing a sense of humour.
Being as young as I feel.
Winter being abolished.
Tony Blair getting a real job.
I need to think longer over this but two things spring to mind.......
- I need to get rid of my chest infection so I can concentrate on my revision without falling asleep.
- I need to pass the exam I am trying to revise for
Dawn :silly:
I'm sure I'll come back to this thread when I can think properly smile
Simple enough things really but enough.
To enjoy another 26 years of marriage
To be humble enough to get of my high horse and resolve a difference with my eldest
- Taxis turning up when they say they will
- pizzas tasting as nice when reheated in the morning
- the abolition of 'last orders'
- the end of discrimination (oops! getting deep now, have to get back to shallow!)
- The ability to proudly wear a 'Swinging Heaven'lapel badge in public!
Mal
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well my wish list consists of only one thing,that there's something else after this life,so i can be reunited with my mam forever biggrin
i noticed that there were others who wanted to have time again with lost loved ones,my heart goes out to you all :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
to make me happy all i would need would be:
someone to take me on a sexy underwear shopping spree wink ,
chocolate not to contain any calories :twisted: ,
to win a nobel prize for my research rolleyes ,
and be able to resit all the last two weeks worth of exams.. now i have seen the papers! :angel: