Things you can do in an elevator

7 Nov 2005

Not sure this has worked, try again if not

7 Nov 2005

not sure if anyone has ever been to the metropole hotel in london ??
went there to meet a lovely youngish lady and after we checked out the room went to pop down to the bar - for some reason the fly on my trousers got jammed, while she was trying to release the zip the only way she knew how with her teeth i saw horrified that the last 4 floors were glass petition redface

so about 200 people in a hotle in london saw this little old welshman having a bl - sorry getting his zip unjammed by a very attractive young lady..
i did go ever so red when going to the bar to buy some drinks - me being a shy lad like surprised

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7 Nov 2005

you can use them to get to other floors.
or am i just missing the point?

7 Nov 2005

Stand at the back of the lift and goose the fella standing in front of you :twisted:
DD

7 Nov 2005

push all the buttons till you push the right one :twisted: :P

7 Nov 2005

the more i think about it the more id like to pull off a movie esq in lift sex scene.
but ive noticed normal lifts never stay shut for as long as they do in the movies ;)

7 Nov 2005

I've watched a blow job in the lift, that was fun :rascal:

7 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Go up and down ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

American hotel lifts tend to have a nice pre-recorded voice to tell you what's happening. Somehow it sets you up for the entire day when you step into the lift first thing in the morning and hear a female voice saying "going down"...

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've watched a blow job in the lift, that was fun :rascal:

You were at the last Notts Munch ????? redface

7 Nov 2005

Things to do in lifts:
1) Have a conversation with the voices in your head.
2) Sing, hum, or whistle along to the muzak.
3) Attempt to operate the lift by voice command, a la Star Trek:TNG.