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Things you don't say any more

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2 hairs past pimple
Are you talking to me or chewing a brick
A wagon wheel and pack of spangles please
Let's listen to 'dial a disk'
VHS or Betamax
It's out on coloured vinyl
My friend fancies you
Quote by fabioplum
It's out on coloured vinyl
M

i think you can still get them, vinyl in the club scene is still big. cool
Fancy a bunch of fives?
It was smashed to smitherines
Stop feeling me up
What a swiz!
Blimey!
Yomping.
No way José.
He/she spelt it out.
Dad, can I have my pocket money please?
My friend wants to know if you'll go out with her.
Don't be so rude! :twisted:
6d bag of scrumps please
I can't wait til I'm 21 confused
David Essex is so dreamy :inlove:
:giggle:
Quote by MikeNorth
What a swiz!
Blimey!
Yomping.
No way José.
He/she spelt it out.

ahem!... rahther fond of that word.
blimey!
lp
Do they do that in a size 10? confused
Top Of The Pops is on !!!!!
That's like, so yesterday :dry:
I'm not putting THAT in my mouth poke
( LP, loving the new avatar hunni :inlove: )
Hair balls and duck under the table.
What time can I stay out until?
Can I have some Opal Fruits please?
Why am I grounded?
I think the dot matrix is broken.
My Spectrum is better than yours because it's a ZX 28k!
I want to sit in the back because I don't have to wear a seatbelt!
Would you like to play marbles for keepsies?
No sorry, we don't have a telephone.
Can I PLEASE have the old black and white telly in my bedroom when we get the new colour one?
(God that brought back some memories! lol)
Quote by Sassy-Seren
( LP, loving the new avatar hunni :inlove: )

*thankyou*
Excuse me...
No, please, after youu Madam..
I say!
Cripes!.. By Jingo! >mind you, did we ever, outside Billy Bunter that is?... though I rather like them<
more fondoooo?
Everybody put your carkeys in the bowl, then I'll explain the rest....
I hear the Jones' at number 72 have a colour television!!!
lp
edit: Cripes! That Kiss beat the Jones's at number 72 with her new colour tele!
Can I have a 1p chew please
Made by Ronco
Segs or blakeys on your crossovers
Crombies
Have you see the new 'Technique Lego'.. it's amazing! :inlove:
But I want proper roller-boots - not the horrible metal skates that you strap to your shoes.
Sex God
The dog ate my homework Sir.......Honest..
Sex God
I need a new stylus for me record player.
Put your hair in curlers (rollers)
Turn the wireless on
I just bought the latest 45, 12 or 78 (were they all inches??)
Put some more coal on the fire
I loved spangles.....:cry:wish I could still buy them
Quote by anais
I just bought the latest 45, 12 or 78 (were they all inches??)

Records were 12 or 7" (I wish I was either of those :-(), played at 33 or 45 rpm (revolutions per minute)
78's were really old records I think.
Sex God
when we win the pools..
Sex God
Quote by fabioplum
I just bought the latest 45, 12 or 78 (were they all inches??)

Records were 12 or 7" (I wish I was either of those :-(), played at 33 or 45 rpm (revolutions per minute)
78's were really old records I think.
Thakns for that...So long ago I couldnt remember... redface Yeah 78 was a very old record. I have loads of oldies that Ive acquired from others over the yrs! confused
xanaisx
so good she said it twice
Quote by Warmer
when we win the pools..

Blimey! I hear it could be as much as £10,000 this week... a life changing sum!
lp
Do you think we should be naughty and buy a... ahem... errrrr dildo! redface
Do you think I'm a pervert? (I've just accepted the truth.) lol
Quote by Miss_Kiss
Do you think we should be naughty and buy a... ahem... errrrr dildo! redface
Do you think I'm a pervert? (I've just accepted the truth.) lol

Aaaah you've changed your name.. Miss_Kiss, sounds kind sweet and innocent :angel: wink
Sex God
Can I have a threepenny?
I laughed in the chatroom the other night when a guy described a woman's tits as "mint". Bless.
Someone also called me a "radge". :shock: Haven't heard that since me school days.
I've started to say "flippin eck" a lot, lately, in an attempt to cut down on my swearing.
"The phonebox takes 2p's"
"When I grow up I want a Morris Minor like my Dad".. (I really did say that! :shock: )
"Take three bowls and ask for them to be filled up, with monkey's blood and nuts".. the kids running after the ice-cream van for their puddings (it was cheaper to buy it this way!)
"If you take this bottle back to the Spar you can spend the 10p return"
"I'm off to the shops to buy some Pacers/Spangles/Opal Mints/Counters" oooh the list can go on, check out this site, I'm drooling now...
I can't tonight. I'm off to the gym
like THAT'S gonna happen anymore rotflmao
Can I have 10p of sherbert pips please.
But I was home by 10pm... I just wasn't in the house
Can I go to the roller disco please mum
I am 18 i've just left my ID at home
used to be a favourite of mine
Quote by louise_and_joe
I dont lust ater women wink
Louise xx

That's funnier than mine !!! rotflmao
i love you
sad but true ,
i havent said it for years but should have so many times :cry: rolleyes
Can I have a quarter of midget gems please?
Where's the typewriter? :shock:
(My dad still calls it a wireless!)