Things you should never say to your husband/wife/partner

4 Sep 2007

I like your sisters outfit/hair better
you drive like my grandad
yes your bum DOES look big in that
is it the Peter Stringfellow look you are going for
is it in yet
have you finished
lol

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what would you never dare to say to your partner??
Mr Bone hates it if i critisise his driving and he really goes off on one, because I'm not a driver, he says I can't comment!! :lol:

4 Sep 2007

You're wrong wink

That dinner was inedible
I would rather watch the football than talk to you.

4 Sep 2007

dek does dare and often does mad

:x :x :x :x :x
you've put weight on while ive been away...... yeah like i dont no that....... its called LACK OF SEX DEAR :shock:
i say "do i look shaggable"
dek says "no"
i say "why not"
dek says "cos your top isnt low enough and i cant see your legs in jeans"
erm thanks dek :fuckinghell:
you remind me of my ex wife with that dress on :huh:
I think ******(mate) looks really sexy in that.............. whilst not mnetioning what im wearing :crazy:
Given in gettin upset along time ago i just sigh and let him go off in his own little world again smackbottom

men cant live with them cant live without them banghead

4 Sep 2007

sometimes it can be good to say the wrong thing....
How to get the best shag? Simply pin you misses down in the doggy position, when you’re fully in, say “your sister fucks better than you” – then hold on for dear life as she tries to buck you off!
Of course – this can only ever be used once!!!
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4 Sep 2007

Using an ex partners name can be a no no as well
lol

4 Sep 2007

STORMWALKER "D'ya want these jeans hun"
FIRE "Oh ok then thanks they can't have been you'rs they're too small?"
STORMWALKER "No they were xxxxx's (ex fiancee) when I lived in Japan"
blink

They were too big for me :smug:

4 Sep 2007

Whats wrong redface

...................
coz she will always come back with' you know whats wrong'
Then it could be one of several things rolleyes

4 Sep 2007

Quote by big_smurf
Whats wrong ...................
coz she will always come back with' you know whats wrong'
Then it could be one of several things

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so true :lol2: :lol2:

4 Sep 2007

Bronty is forever saying the wrong thing lol

just few examples:-
Do we have to tonight I'm tired ( not a good answer when horny )
she has better tits then you
you we're sexier in that pic ( when i was 2 sizes smaller)
suck you belly in hun the cam is on ( but its already been on for 10 min and he hasn't told me and i look like shite ).
but i bet there are lots of men out there that have came out with the classic line ' your not fat hun your just cuddly' CUDDLY CUDDLY thanks :twisted:
but hey men will be men and got to give it to them Lady's they will never get it right :lol:
but on the other side some things us lads should say to men when there naked:-
'are you cold dear' 'it looks like a dick but smaller' 'your bother was bigger' ' shall we not bother and just go right to the fag' 'don't worry i have a vib'

4 Sep 2007

Quote by firelizard
STORMWALKER "D'ya want these jeans hun"
FIRE "Oh ok then thanks they can't have been you'rs they're too small?"
STORMWALKER "No they were xxxxx's (ex fiancee) when I lived in Japan"

They were too big for me :smug:

Apparently “Bollox were they!!!, she was tiny”, Falls into the above category too. rolleyes

4 Sep 2007

Quote by lyns
Whats wrong ...................
coz she will always come back with' you know whats wrong'
Then it could be one of several things

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so true :lol2: :lol2:
So that's why I always get into trouble!

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4 Sep 2007

Quote by Sarah
Using an ex partners name can be a no no as well

yup another fault of deks his ex wifes name becomnes mine when he is tired
Really really annoying, we hate it, loathe it and despair at it
just dont do it
You know we will never ever forget that you called us that and make your life hell :sticky:
Oh do any women actually call out an exs name to their man uve never done it...........????

4 Sep 2007

I once managed to say another man's name when I was with my ex but the weird thing was I don't know who the man was - it was a completely random man's name redface

The only explanation I could give was that I'd just finished a night shift and I was really really tired!