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Things you shouldn''t do whilst being drunk

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Came home from a 40th do on Saturday night and decided to cut my own hair. Not the best idea I've ever had shall we say redface
Another other (non sexual) things you've done and regret, whilst being under the influence?
Gonna have to come back to this one.
I've got a hangover. redface
Strange how i go on cam more tho when im drunk.
Usually get my boobies out too.
I never do that when sober.
My head hurts, anyone got any pain killers? :cry: :cry:
P.S. Dont worry about yr hair honey, i once shaved all mine off when sober,at least you had an excuse. lol
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P.S. Dont worry about yr hair honey, i once shaved all mine off when sober,at least you had an excuse. lol

A lot of men like that so don't worry........we are talked your flange aren't we? :P
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Came home from a 40th do on Saturday night and decided to cut my own hair. Not the best idea I've ever had shall we say redface
Another other (non sexual) things you've done and regret, whilst being under the influence?

omg you wernt at the same party as me were you :shock:
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Came home from a 40th do on Saturday night and decided to cut my own hair. Not the best idea I've ever had shall we say redface
Another other (non sexual) things you've done and regret, whilst being under the influence?

omg you wernt at the same party as me were you :shock:
Depends what sort of party yours was? Mine was strictly a vanilla party
so had great fun dancing and drinking much nothing else was on offer :-(
Quote by plumfabio
Came home from a 40th do on Saturday night and decided to cut my own hair. Not the best idea I've ever had shall we say redface
Another other (non sexual) things you've done and regret, whilst being under the influence?

omg you wernt at the same party as me were you :shock:
Depends what sort of party yours was? Mine was strictly a vanilla party
so had great fun dancing and drinking much nothing else was on offer :-(
Mine was strictly vanilla to and a 40th :shock:
fall asleep obstructing the toilet access..........
........we are talked your flange aren't we?
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No the hair on my head.
I fancied the Sinade Oconner look. lol
Looked pretty good too, plus it took less time to get ready in the morning.
By the way "Flandge"????????
What a gross word. evil
Use a mobile phone....esp when you still have your ex's number in it rolleyes :roll:
Post on a forum
I'll apologise now, just in case lol
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Post on a forum
I'll apologise now, just in case lol

iwas gonna say that rolleyes
kiss
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Post on a forum
I'll apologise now, just in case lol

iwas gonna say that rolleyes
kiss
:P :lol: Ner ner ner ner ner....beat you to it!
passionkiss
Quote by helnheaven
Post on a forum
I'll apologise now, just in case lol

iwas gonna say that rolleyes
kiss
:P :lol: Ner ner ner ner ner....beat you to it!
passionkiss
Oy, stop followin me around ya tart smackbottom :roll:
:giggle:
Fall asleep in a pub, and the landlord missed you when locking up, you then wake up about 3am or so wondering where you are, and trigger the beam alarm to the local police station!! redface surprisedops:
I was a 19 year old student at the time! biggrin
Send a text to your husband- telling him you've pulled and you won't be spending the night alone after all....
only to find days later that you sent it to your prudish best mate- who had introduced you to the circle of people you'd sworn to behave amongst redface
I am minded of the Jasper Carrot story about being pissed at a party going to the loo and finding a RONCO hair trimmer in the bathroom cabinet. remmeber them literally a razor blade strapped to a comb, happy days.
Quote by plumfabio
Came home from a 40th do on Saturday night and decided to cut my own hair. Not the best idea I've ever had shall we say redface
Another other (non sexual) things you've done and regret, whilst being under the influence?

Text.
Mortifying.
Not good when work colleagues name is the next one to current shag's..... surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Still, when the mortification had worn off it did make for some rather *ahem* interesting chats!!
Nola xx
Not my drunken story but just reading the last cpl of posts about txts thought id share, esp as it was just last night!
Have a lady friend who is a good friend and recently had a few fun nites with, anyway, she went out last night and came home about 2ish feeling v horny and she sent me a text
"wakey wakey, look what i am doing right now, wish it was the real thing" This was sent with a picture of her playing with a vibrator.
Little did she know i had had a very lazy day and just been into a few shops in town but in 1 of them I had lost my phone, basically putting it down on the counter etc. I get a call this morning saying they had found it. Yes, the txt had been opened!
Never come in SH a bit tiddley....I get silly and spend most of the next day saying sorry redface surprisedops: :oops:
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Never come in SH a bit tiddley....I get silly and spend most of the next day saying sorry redface surprisedops: :oops:

I never do that innocent
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Never come in SH a bit tiddley....I get silly and spend most of the next day saying sorry redface surprisedops: :oops:

I never do that innocent Somehow......
I dont believe ya :lol2:
Quote by anais
Never come in SH a bit tiddley....I get silly and spend most of the next day saying sorry redface surprisedops: :oops:

I never do that innocent Somehow......
I dont believe ya :lol2:
are you stalking me? :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
Never come in SH a bit tiddley....I get silly and spend most of the next day saying sorry redface surprisedops: :oops:

I never do that innocent Somehow......
I dont believe ya :lol2:
are you stalking me? :shock:
Funny, you asked me that very same thing last week. Are you drunk???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: