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Think your a bit dodgy then

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Unknown User
lol
johneboy
Orgasminator
so let me get this right.... Indonesian wankers are running around like headless chickens dunno
Unknown User
Its worrying when you could get the death penalty for just having a wank lol
Personaly after doing the test I realised I am doomed :lol:
JoeMiller
Warming the Bed
I'm due 38 years and fined £9,500. See you all in 2043!
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 84 Potential fine: £9500

You'll never take me alive, Copper!
kazswallows
Sex God
Years in prison 30 potential find £5000
apparantly I'm dodgy confused :?
right no walking round the house butt naked, and sex in the garden is a no no lol :lol:
Unknown User
errr.... seriously, i got 108 years.
surely i cant be the only one here with that kind of sentence.
they even said i would be recommended for the death penalty! confused
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by fluffer
errr.... seriously, i got 108 years.
surely i cant be the only one here with that kind of sentence.
they even said i would be recommended for the death penalty! confused

errmmm............. yep :scared: bolt
Pete_sw
Sex God
oh well, see you all in 5 years :shock: :shock: evil
Unknown User
ive even done it again and decided to knock a couple of things off that were in my reckless youth... and i still got 98 years.
KazBBW
Sexlightened
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
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Haha .. I ma such a goody two shoes
:angel: :angel: :giggle: :angel: :angel:
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by KazBBW
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
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Haha .. I ma such a goody two shoes
:angel: :angel: :giggle: :angel: :angel:

yeh right........ we believe you loon
i thought mother teresa was dead
sLeeper
Sexpert
Quote by kazswallows
right no walking round the house butt naked, and sex in the garden is a no no lol :lol:

I can see us having words DIVORCE being one of them
Unknown User
Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £0
seems like i'm a bit of a goody 2 shoes compared to some :shock:
wales_cple
Sexlightened
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Well im going down for 70... dunno
McCloggie
Casanova
Ah well, 30 years inside and a £9,500 fine - and that does not include any Dutch laws I may have broken!
God I,m BORED writing this report today!!!!! mad :x
Unknown User
Quote by wales_cple
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Well im going down for 70... dunno

oh well, at least ive got some company when im doing my time (its either 98 or 108 but maybe I can bribe the judge and get it down to 70... :doh: add another 5 or 10 for bribery!)
sierra
Master of Sex
29 half years and £2000 fine no way near as bad as some of you dodgy lot lol
sierra x x wink
Unknown User
65.5 years for me and a Potential fine of £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! and I thought I was such a nice guy lol
mattmoleman
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 84 Potential fine: £9500

You'll never take me alive, Copper!
Mines not far off Ice Pie's.
Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Except they don't want to take me alive! :shock: I think favouritism played a big part in that sentance.
markz
Sex God
oh dear I'll have grand children by the time I come out
22 years :cry:
tallnhairy
Sex God
Ach you dodgy lot: Years in prison: 6.5 Potential fine: £2500
And I think that was for breaking into a house / maybe .... (Mine, as a kid it was quicker to climb in my window than use house keys... more fun to smile )
Devon1
Orgasminator
I got 16 years, and a £5000 fine.
Compared to Fluffer, I must be a saint :angel:
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by Devon1
I got 16 years, and a £5000 fine.
Compared to Fluffer, I must be a saint :angel:

compared to fluffer, charles manson is a saint wink
MandH
Sex God
I'm going down for 69 years, ..... yes 69 :grin: lol. Also got a $5000 fine smile
Unknown User
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 56.5 Potential fine: £9500
Like someone said before ... they got to catch me at it first :twisted:
Anyone willing to lend me £9500 wink
DD
SilkandBigG
Sex God
:shock: Years in prison: 131 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Should be out in 50 . by then the seven grand will be enough to fill the car up.
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Years in prison: 88 Potential fine: £9500 bolt
Unknown User
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

Feck I am a saint lol
Shireen
xxx
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Years in prison: 88 Potential fine: £9500 bolt

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: wave