Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Thought at first I was glad I left the punchline .....................Hmmmm, now i'm not so sure!!!!
You aint seen the size of the whip yet :shock:
Postie,
Yeah, but I fancy the one weilding it :twisted:
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This made me chuckle
Quote by Happy Cats
It is a strange place, Wigan.
I went in to a shop and asked for some turps, the assistant said " do you want music turps or video turps?"
My wife's from Wigan - she bought me a Mood Ring the other day. When i'm in a good mood, it turns green n when i'm in a bad mood - it leaves a whacking great mark on her forehead!!
Sexpert
Quote by Happy Cats
It is a strange place, Wigan.
I went in to a shop and asked for some turps, the assistant said " do you want music turps or video turps?"
Do they still make "Turps" nowadays then Happycats ????
And i've never heard a tape being called a turp before you must have been in the other parallell wigan where all the women have hairy faces and smell of fish me thinks ??
:lol:
Quote by LisaMarie
well I have to agree with sarah, its awful that you all think we are only
good for doing the dishes.
I thought you guys werent sexist..
though you were too good to be true.
men:) :)
lisamarie
You're not from Wigan though are you? I belive it is only about Ladies from Wigan - and even then no one on this site! ( I think I've covered myself - I'm safe! )
BTW Can all the ladies decide who gets Meat first? Those of a Wigan persuasion or Debbiewebs and Smoking Muff? Or any future punishers he decides to create!!!! ( now I've finished my smokescreen no-one is going to attack me)
Sex God
Why do we have wait in turn to get him? Wouldnt it be more fun if we all got him at the same time?
And just in case your feesling left out SmokerJim, I am sure we can also get you as well :twisted:
And just in case your feesling left out SmokerJim, I am sure we can also get you as well :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
I agree, that Meat is a cheeky so and so, give him what for!
Totally agree Happy Cats, but have you realised you are next in line for a good seeing to! :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Why do we have wait in turn to get him? Wouldnt it be more fun if we all got him at the same time?
And just in case your feesling left out SmokerJim, I am sure we can also get you as well :twisted:
I'm sure you ladies can work something out between you, and thanks for offering to bring me along - it's always nice to have an independent ajudicator, just standing by to make sure you don't all go too far ( like a UN peacekeeper, and just as useful ) just let me know when it is, and I'll bring my blue helemt!
:whistling: :whistling: Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I agree, that Meat is a cheeky so and so, give him what for!
Totally agree Happy Cats, but have you realised you are next in line for a good seeing to! :twisted:
Lets be vaguely adult about this and arrange it properly - why not do the punishment shaggings in alphabetical order?
I'm just going to e-mail Mark to change my nick to "Zzzzz the sleepy bastard" :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by smokerjim
why not do the punishment shaggings in alphabetical order?
I'm just going to e-mail Mark to change my nick to "Zzzzz the sleepy bastard" :lol2:
Cheey so and so, thats you off the bloody christmas card list
You're only sick about it 'cos I nipped through that loophole before you shut it :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
( Quick, Happy Cats, and Meat - she hasn't shut it yet, if you're quick you can get away from her punishment shagging! This is your last chance!!! Hurry boys :bolt: :bolt: )_
Sorry, Naughty Wigan Couple, what was that? Me? No, no, why would I be aiding and abetting in the escape of Happy Cats and Meat? I'm totally innocent, me. :whistling:
( Quick, Happy Cats, and Meat - she hasn't shut it yet, if you're quick you can get away from her punishment shagging! This is your last chance!!! Hurry boys
:bolt: :bolt: )_Sorry, Naughty Wigan Couple, what was that? Me? No, no, why would I be aiding and abetting in the escape of Happy Cats and Meat? I'm totally innocent, me.
:whistling: Quote by Vicky_ukserves him right,lazy git.
I read this in a Local paper this morning, and it made me chuckle, hope it brightens your day with a smile
Three men were bragging how they’d
given their new wives “duties"
The First had married a woman from Leigh
And bragged that she was going to do every household chore.
She was trained in 3 days
The Second man married a woman from St Helens,
trained her in household duties and she was soon perfect
…….house clean dishes washed and a huge dinner on the table
when he got in from work.
The Third man married a Wigan girl.
He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean,
wash dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and have hot meals on the table
three times a day
The man said that on the first day he didn’t see any of the jobs done. It was the same on the second day. And by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and mow the lawn
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