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Unknown User
Blatant Brag
This weekend I shall be having the wonderful experience of ……….
Flying a fucking helicopter! flipa
What will you be doing (not that I care - didn’t you read the last bit – I will be flying a helicopter) :P biggrin
This even calls for a bouncy thing...
:happy:
(Watch out Meaty – you will need to look out for that laser-scope dot from above now) lol
Unknown User
I will be working every night and sleeping every day, thanks pololady I feel loads better now sad :( :(
But good luck (wondering is that the right phrase to use around now) and when Posh/biggles/Kate comes along I'm sure she'll tell you how much fun you'll have up there, as she has a tendency to ring me when she comes off a flying lesson and gushes about how good it is normally as i'm up to my elbows in engine oil wondering wtf I never went to uni rolleyes lol
Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Master of Sex
Nope sorry - you got me there - lucky thing you - worship :worship: :worship: :thumbup:
just remember - no star jumping when you get out.. :moon:
Unknown User
Wont be flying a helicopter but wish i was. Have a good time up there
Gambit
Warming the Bed
Blatantly Blag away...
...that really is rather cool.
cool
Gambit
Unknown User
:happy: :bounce: :happy:
Have fun xx but do not go into rotation. wink
You will enjoy it.
Phredd.
Unknown User
Quote by Medic_1
:happy: :bounce: :happy:
Have fun xx but do not go into rotation. wink
You will enjoy it.
Phredd.

FFs don't you give her any tips didn't you used to just jump out of them lol :lol:
Seriously have fun PoloLady biggrin :D :D
<<<<<< very envious evil
Abilene
Orgasminator
Hmmmmm ..... am now pondering if 'The Mile High Club' applies to helicopters !!!
Unknown User
Hmmmmm ..... am now pondering if 'The Mile High Club' applies to helicopters !!!

Reckon its any air transport as long as your high enough. But you must keep control of the joystick. lol
Unknown User
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Abilene
Orgasminator
Quote by keeno
Hmmmmm ..... am now pondering if 'The Mile High Club' applies to helicopters !!!

Reckon its any air transport as long as your high enough. But you must keep control of the joystick. lol
Holds joystick firmly with both hands .... Am I flying now?? Am I? Am I ? Am I?
**thwump** Ok, back to earth and reality ....... sounds like a blast PL. At least put your hand on your copilots *knee* for me and scream my name so I can be an honorary member of the Mile High Club.
Unknown User
Hmmmmm ..... am now pondering if 'The Mile High Club' applies to helicopters !!!

Reckon its any air transport as long as your high enough. But you must keep control of the joystick. lol
Holds joystick firmly with both hands .... Am I flying now?? Am I? Am I ? Am I?
**thwump** Ok, back to earth and reality ....... sounds like a blast PL. At least put your hand on your copilots *knee* for me and scream my name so I can be an honorary member of the Mile High Club.
With both of your hands on my joystick I would be flying. redface :lol: surprisedops:
Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Master of Sex
Quote by Abilene
Hmmmmm ..... am now pondering if 'The Mile High Club' applies to helicopters !!!

Reckon its any air transport as long as your high enough. But you must keep control of the joystick. lol
Holds joystick firmly with both hands .... Am I flying now?? Am I? Am I ? Am I?
**thwump** Ok, back to earth and reality ....... sounds like a blast PL. At least put your hand on your copilots *knee* for me and scream my name so I can be an honorary member of the Mile High Club.
images of a bare white bum squished up against the perspex glass window while the helipcopter does wild uncontrolable dips and turns across the yorkshire country side springs to mind :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Blatant Brag
This weekend I shall be having the wonderful experience of ……….
Flying a fucking helicopter! flipa
What will you be doing (not that I care - didn’t you read the last bit – I will be flying a helicopter) :P biggrin
This even calls for a bouncy thing...
:happy:

What sort of chopper will you be handling? Is it a big one?
(Watch out Meaty – you will need to look out for that laser-scope dot from above now) lol
Sarah
Sex God
Pololady
I hope you have a wondeful time and the weather is good.
A full report on Monday please
cool
Unknown User
Quote by Abilene
Hmmmmm ..... am now pondering if 'The Mile High Club' applies to helicopters !!!

Thats only a training hight lol Its" Five Mile High" now (about 28,000ft).
If it flys, it counts wink
Phredd :love:
ps = :wink: Sheddy no I have not jumped from that hight :wink:
Unknown User
I am going to fly a helicopter!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Unknown User
Can you tell how excited I am yet...... I keep needing to pee. lol
Unknown User
ARE YOU EXCITED YET confused:
Unknown User
Can you tell how excited I am yet...... I keep needing to pee. lol

I hope that is excitement :shock: :shock:
Robin__Prince__of__Thieves
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
I am going to fly a helicopter!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

yes yes yes yes yes - we heard you the first time lol
me very jealous wave :wave:
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
Can you tell how excited I am yet...... I keep needing to pee. lol

I hope that is excitement :shock: :shock:
I wish - it's just my age rotflmao
Unknown User
Not quite loud enough there PL :dry:
I've got the weekend off so when I get home from work at saturday, I'm doing feck all ! Well, if you ignore the washing, ironing, cleaning the car, tidying the garden and changing the beds I'm doing feck all ! Hope the weather stays dry coz I'm taking George for a spin :happy:
Have a great time PL :thumbup:
there's a Piper Tomahawk with seat stains still going around Cardiff airport from my last lesson :shock:
Unknown User
Bladder control is very important when flying a helicopter. It's to do with balancing the horizontal and vertical thrusts and that it is a long way to the nearest toilet. smile
Unknown User
i have flown a helicopter several times it is good fun , flew last weekend . enjoy it have fun
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
Blatant Brag
This weekend I shall be having the wonderful experience of ……….
Flying a fucking helicopter! flipa

How? When? Where? What? Why? dunno
Missy
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Can you tell how excited I am yet...... I keep needing to pee. lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Why, what ya doin?? dunno
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I am going to fly a helicopter!
:fuckinghell: How common of you PL... :fuckinghell: you will never get me posting on here about ME playing with my chopper at the weekend!!! :fuckinghell:
rant over... I'm fookin jealous redface
Abilene
Orgasminator
Quote by redpantherman
I am going to fly a helicopter!
:fuckinghell: How common of you PL... :fuckinghell: you will never get me posting on here about ME playing with my chopper at the weekend!!! :fuckinghell:
rant over... I'm fookin jealous redface
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Unknown User
Taking a very good, NUFC mad mate to St. James' Park for the first time in his 27 years of existance.
His wife is due to give birth in the next 2 weeks, and the whole pregnancy has been stressful for them both, so I have invited him up for the game, a quick beer and then he's off home again.
Oh, and you can keep your helicopter, i'm afraid of heights.