i admit, that i do this a little, people i know, people who post interesting threads etc.
is this something thats off putting to you?
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway...
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Ooo, well, I dunno so much about the 'stalking' element - but there are certainly a couple of people here who I find particularly interesting in their views, opinions and general contributions to threads, and I do tend to follow a thread if they're posting in it 
ops:
does that make me a thread stalker? or just interested?
ops: does that make me a thread stalker? or just interested?
Quote by teppic
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway...
:shock:
how cheeky can one person be?
can't you tell he's in love
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow :lol:
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:
Warming the Bed
Isn't this behaviour normal? 
We all watch the best tv programmes we like, listen to the best music and laugh at our favourite comedians. Why would this be any different :)
We all watch the best tv programmes we like, listen to the best music and laugh at our favourite comedians. Why would this be any different :)
Warming the Bed
Do you follow them around on the street? :huh:
Bit cold at the moment but hell why not?
Bit cold at the moment but hell why not?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
We all watch the best tv programmes we like, listen to the best music and laugh at our favourite comedians. Why would this be any different
Do you follow them around on the street? :huh:
i would if i knew where they lived :twisted:
psttt...want to buy some bunnies :shock:
Quote by teppic
We all watch the best tv programmes we like, listen to the best music and laugh at our favourite comedians. Why would this be any different
Do you follow them around on the street? :huh:
i would if i knew where they lived :twisted:
psttt...want to buy some bunnies :shock:
got some ta :grin:
Sex God
My dearest Thread Stalker,
I am writing to you today to let you know that I don't care if you put your toes behind your head while shagging, nor do I actually take note of what music you listen or what you think "rocks or sucks". I am not actually interested in anything you say just the fact that everytime I post........ there you are under me like a bad case of thrush asking to be scratched constantly.
I'd like to point out that if you don't stop thread stalking me soon, I will in fact take an SH injunction out on you where you have to become Jags' lapdog for 24hours and sit patiently until she frees you. Upon which the "ten post rule" becomes applicable, where the vicitm and the agressor have to be ten posts apart at all times ( see foot note for full details). The "ten post rule" is also better known as the Swinging Tactical Alliance for Lurkers Known to Everyone Rule.... aka S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Any breach of the new "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." guidelines will be subject to either a whipping from JudyTV or a an evening suffering Mal's boredom.
Kind regards.
H. A. Rassed - SH towers.
footnote:
stop bloody following me now! Noesy bastard! I have one nerve left and you're getting on it! Get your own bloody footnote and leave me alone before I set my rotweiler on you!
I am writing to you today to let you know that I don't care if you put your toes behind your head while shagging, nor do I actually take note of what music you listen or what you think "rocks or sucks". I am not actually interested in anything you say just the fact that everytime I post........ there you are under me like a bad case of thrush asking to be scratched constantly.
I'd like to point out that if you don't stop thread stalking me soon, I will in fact take an SH injunction out on you where you have to become Jags' lapdog for 24hours and sit patiently until she frees you. Upon which the "ten post rule" becomes applicable, where the vicitm and the agressor have to be ten posts apart at all times ( see foot note for full details). The "ten post rule" is also better known as the Swinging Tactical Alliance for Lurkers Known to Everyone Rule.... aka S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Any breach of the new "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." guidelines will be subject to either a whipping from JudyTV or a an evening suffering Mal's boredom.
Kind regards.
H. A. Rassed - SH towers.
footnote:
stop bloody following me now! Noesy bastard! I have one nerve left and you're getting on it! Get your own bloody footnote and leave me alone before I set my rotweiler on you!
Quote by little gem
My dearest Thread Stalker,
I am writing to you today to let you know that I don't care if you put your toes behind your head while shagging, nor do I actually take note of what music you listen or what you think "rocks or sucks". I am not actually interested in anything you say just the fact that everytime I post........ there you are under me like a bad case of thrush asking to be scratched constantly.
I'd like to point out that if you don't stop thread stalking me soon, I will in fact take an SH injunction out on you where you have to become Jags' lapdog for 24hours and sit patiently until she frees you upon which the "ten post rule" becomes applicable, where the vicitm and the agressor have to be ten posts apart at all times ( see foot note for full details). The "ten post rule" is also better known as the Swinging Tactical Alliance for Lurkers Known to Everyone Rule.... aka S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Any breach of the new "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." guidelines will be subject to either a whipping from JudyTV or a an evening suffering Mal's boredom.
Kind regards.
H. A. Rassed - SH towers.
footnote:
stop bloody following me now! Noesy bastard! I have one nerve left and you're getting on it! Get your own bloody footnote and leave me alone before I set my rotweiler on you!
can i choose the whipping........please :shock:
Ummm Teppic what u trying to say ...i've told u i dont follow u around its because u smell nice and i like pinching your bum :roll: ......i wouldnt call myself a stalker as we r a couple and i like to know where u are and what your upto :shock: CRAP I AM A STALKER :shock: NN got any free bunnies please :twisted: :twisted:
...i've told u i dont follow u around its because u smell nice and i like pinching your bum :roll: ......i wouldnt call myself a stalker as we r a couple and i like to know where u are and what your upto :shock: CRAP I AM A STALKER :shock: NN got any free bunnies please :twisted: :twisted: Quote by little gem
My dearest Thread Stalker,
I am writing to you today to let you know that I don't care if you put your toes behind your head while shagging, nor do I actually take note of what music you listen or what you think "rocks or sucks". I am not actually interested in anything you say just the fact that everytime I post........ there you are under me like a bad case of thrush asking to be scratched constantly.
I'd like to point out that if you don't stop thread stalking me soon, I will in fact take an SH injunction out on you where you have to become Jags' lapdog for 24hours and sit patiently until she frees you. Upon which the "ten post rule" becomes applicable, where the vicitm and the agressor have to be ten posts apart at all times ( see foot note for full details). The "ten post rule" is also better known as the Swinging Tactical Alliance for Lurkers Known to Everyone Rule.... aka S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Any breach of the new "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." guidelines will be subject to either a whipping from JudyTV or a an evening suffering Mal's boredom.
Kind regards.
H. A. Rassed - SH towers.
footnote:
stop bloody following me now! Noesy bastard! I have one nerve left and you're getting on it! Get your own bloody footnote and leave me alone before I set my rotweiler on you!
Genius - can i be your new stalker as you clearly have a great SOH!!
Quote by Darkfire
Ooo, well, I dunno so much about the 'stalking' element - but there are certainly a couple of people here who I find particularly interesting in their views, opinions and general contributions to threads, and I do tend to follow a thread if they're posting in it
thanks darkfire.....nice to know my whitty comments are appreciated :shock:
Quote by dargento
Ooo, well, I dunno so much about the 'stalking' element - but there are certainly a couple of people here who I find particularly interesting in their views, opinions and general contributions to threads, and I do tend to follow a thread if they're posting in it
thanks darkfire.....nice to know my whitty comments are appreciated :shock:
who said she ment you :shock:
Sex God
Quote by AtomCom
What is a thred stalker?
Someone who can keep up.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway...
:shock:
how cheeky can one person be?
can't you tell he's in love
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow :lol:
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:
thread stalker ??? hello 'naughty'
Quote by mr filth
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway...
:shock:
how cheeky can one person be?
can't you tell he's in love
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow :lol:
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:
thread stalker ??? hello 'naughty'
:shock: are you stalking me? :lol:
Sex God
Quote by TallFunLondon
Genius - can i be your new stalker as you clearly have a great SOH!!
Dear New Stalker,
I would like to point out that if you are to be my new stalker you have to work out some way of restraining your pre-descessors. This will take high levels of cunning and sneakiness as there are lurkers everywhere. In every new post there is a potential new thread hound. See how paranoid they've got me? :uhoh:
You'll need to comply with the special code of conduct as laid down by the SH forces. It is a rather longwinded code and the title reflects the amount of time and effort The Sarge put into compiling the document. It has to be followed at all times when neutralising the enemy. If you think you are up to the challenge then I'll direct you immediately to the Swinging Tactical Unit for Persistant Idiots, Dickheads, Fuddyduddies and Overly Obsessive Lurker Skills. S.T.U.P.I.D.F.O.O.L.S. for short.
I wish you well in your quest. Tread carefully and remember your codes!
Yours hopefully
H. A. Rassed - SH towers
Quote by naughtynymphos1
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway...
:shock:
how cheeky can one person be?
can't you tell he's in love
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow :lol:
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:
thread stalker ??? hello 'naughty'
:shock: are you stalking me? :lol:
yep,is that ok ?!!??!?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway...
:shock:
how cheeky can one person be?
can't you tell he's in love
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow :lol:
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:
thread stalker ??? hello 'naughty'
:shock: are you stalking me? :lol:
no.................
ok then yes i am........but is it ok if i stalk you from up here in the north west please ali???
