Never thought I would say that.
Anyway, aside from the obvious, how in the world do you make yourself sleepy when you are not?
Any suggestions?
I have tried herbal tea, masturbating, reading and watching cricket.
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Tired of mastubating
Sex God
Visit me, you'll iether get so pissed that you'll pass out.
or I'll bore you to sleep like the last time
or I'll bore you to sleep like the last time
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
Visit me, you'll iether get so pissed that you'll pass out.
or I'll bore you to sleep like the last time
Yeah I do tend to get a teeny bit drunk when I come to yours don't I.
Hi Hun
:shock: only the first time hun
i think the last time i talked you to sleep, but only cause i was so very nervous :lol:
:wave: hi
Quote by Pete_sw
i think the last time i talked you to sleep, but only cause i was so very nervous
Dear God, why were you nervous of me?
Lets recap the times at yours.
First .. so drunk I made friends with a bucket.
Second .. discovered that it does rain in Wiltshire ... LOTS. Still was tipsy, had to I was nervous ( hell you would be too if you were in a tent with a certain naked couple :twisted: )
Although, you are right that I wasn't drunk the last time I was there...erm.... that was you.
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( hell you would be too if you were in a tent with a certain naked couple :twisted: )
Was that you keeping the whole county awake that night then?
My best mate has trouble sleeping too and tried all kinds of remedies.
A warm bath just before bed sometimes helps, a milky drink, lavender pillows, soothing ambient music or even try Valerian from the health shop.
The trick is to make your bedroom a restful haven and that means no tv/dvd, low lighting, no reading and make sure the temperature is right. It may help to change your mattress too.
failing that, come down here and I'll shag you to sleep :twisted:
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i tend ..after having tried the masturbation remedy three times without try and remember the names on the class register in alphabetical order from my first class in infant surname begins with s and i very rarely get to it
i'm off now for another wank....ho hum :cry:
You wank 3 times at bedtime? surely the monotony of that would tip you over?
Quote by Abilene
Never thought I would say that.
Anyway, aside from the obvious, how in the world do you make yourself sleepy when you are not?
Any suggestions?
I have tried herbal tea, masturbating, reading and watching cricket.
Why do you want to sleep, if you are not sleepy? Leave the sleeping till you're ready for it.
Someone's sure to be awake - on here, or in Kansas, or somewhere - so you can call them and see where that takes you!
Or have something to eat? A bacon sandwich and a cup of tea, or stilton cheese and biscuits and a glass of wine, or pickings from the cold chicken ... yummy!
Quote by Philfuller
Never thought I would say that.
Anyway, aside from the obvious, how in the world do you make yourself sleepy when you are not?
Any suggestions?
I have tried herbal tea, masturbating, reading and watching cricket.
Why do you want to sleep, if you are not sleepy? Leave the sleeping till you're ready for it.
Someone's sure to be awake - on here, or in Kansas, or somewhere - so you can call them and see where that takes you!
Or have something to eat? A bacon sandwich and a cup of tea, or stilton cheese and biscuits and a glass of wine, or pickings from the cold chicken ... yummy!
sleep depravation is not nice and you need to do something to switch the brain off, all that will do will make it worse sorry.
I was getting 3 hours sleep a night no matter how drunk or sober i was last november all due to stress. If you have a alarm clock by your bed turn it around so you cant see the time. Do things in 20-30 min stints so if after that time you cant sleep read a book for 20 mins and try again and keep repeating it. Try going to bed at the same time every night regradless of how awake or tired you are, its a question of reconditioning the body in to a patteren.
mine only really started to settled down when i moved into my own flat and therefore a part of the stress was removed.
Hope this helps as I know how it can affect work and just general well being.
I have bouts of insomnia and it's horrible. I have several completely fallable methods but they might be worth a try.
Keep your eyes open. Sounds stupid but have you ever noticed when you're driving that trying to keep your eyes open makes you more sleepy. Pick a spot in the room and stare at it. Sometimes this works.
This one's even worse. Pretend to be asleep. It's one of those management training,walking on hot coals philosophies. Enter the situation in the state you intend to leave. Tell your body it's asleep and it'll do it. Again this sometimes works.
And if masterbating fails you could alwaays get someone to come do it for you
H.x
Keep your eyes open. Sounds stupid but have you ever noticed when you're driving that trying to keep your eyes open makes you more sleepy. Pick a spot in the room and stare at it. Sometimes this works.
This one's even worse. Pretend to be asleep. It's one of those management training,walking on hot coals philosophies. Enter the situation in the state you intend to leave. Tell your body it's asleep and it'll do it. Again this sometimes works.
And if masterbating fails you could alwaays get someone to come do it for you
H.x
Sex God
Chocolate ice cream is supposed to be sleep-inducing
Quote by robhambledon
how could you ever get fed up with wanking
I'm horny 24/7 yet it's something I rarely do. It's just too easy and I find it pretty boring.
I prefer to get somebody else to do it.
yes I would love someone else to do it too, but hey when the need arises...hmmmm
Yeah but to me there is no challenge. I can make myself orgasm as many times as I like as fast as I like. :lol:
The only time I do it myself is when I really need to take the edge off because I'm getting grumpy.
Quote by Kiss
how could you ever get fed up with wanking
I'm horny 24/7 yet it's something I rarely do. It's just too easy and I find it pretty boring.
I prefer to get somebody else to do it.
yes I would love someone else to do it too, but hey when the need arises...hmmmm
Yeah but to me there is no challenge. I can make myself orgasm as many times as I like as fast as I like. :lol:
The only time I do it myself is when I really need to take the edge off because I'm getting grumpy.
funny you say that, when i was at home with ex i would constantly almost daily and still have sex with her when she was in the mood which was not that often. But now I'm on my own I hardly ever, only when like last night i was so stupid horny that it hurt.
Quote by Kiss
how could you ever get fed up with wanking
I'm horny 24/7 yet it's something I rarely do. It's just too easy and I find it pretty boring.
I prefer to get somebody else to do it.
yes I would love someone else to do it too, but hey when the need arises...hmmmm
Yeah but to me there is no challenge. I can make myself orgasm as many times as I like as fast as I like. :lol:
The only time I do it myself is when I really need to take the edge off because I'm getting grumpy.
well thats why I`m a happy person all the time
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
Never thought I would say that.
Anyway, aside from the obvious, how in the world do you make yourself sleepy when you are not?
Any suggestions?
I have tried herbal tea, masturbating, reading and watching cricket.
Next?
Hang on, just getting the tent pegs, Fire to the rescue :giggle:
Quote by Kiss
I tend to read most nights. I carry on reading until I find myself dozing off then quickly turn the light off and snuggle down. Works for me!
i do like a read before bedtime and i did have a book about insomnia and hey guess what !! i didn't get past page three....best nights sleep i had in ages!!
Quote by jaymar
i tend ..after having tried the masturbation remedy three times without try and remember the names on the class register in alphabetical order from my first class in infant surname begins with s and i very rarely get to it
i'm off now for another wank....ho hum :cry:
You wank 3 times at bedtime? surely the monotony of that would tip you over?
i do like to vary the technique and fodder so as not to be thumb does have four other daughters !! :sticky:
I suffered with insomnia for years, but I have found that a "talking book" on my walkman is brilliant. I keep the same tape in it for weeks, and it's like someone telling you a bedtime story over and over again. The half hour comedy ones like Hancock's half hour or Dad's Army work particularly well!
Master of Sex
Abilene wrote:
I have tried herbal tea, masturbating, reading and watching cricket.
So that was you I saw you on the telly. You were on the third row at the Oval weren't you?
