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I like to hold back and wait for the other person to define the language, then again no language can be good!
Some think that a request to get your tits out is a bit crude and basic. Others think that a comment on the beauty of their breast to be rather proper.
So how do you go/decide to go, and what is your preference. A polite demonstration of correct behaviour and language, or just good honest dirt?
Tits, boobs, bazoomas, lady cushions, breasts - don't care what you call em - I can tit-perve all day! sillyhwoar:
though not as well as someone else I could mention *cough*Mistress39*cough* innocent
I refer to them as tits when with someone I am familiar with but when speaking to someone new I tend to call them breasts....
I couldn't careless what word people use, as long as i understand it.
On a strange note i often say boobs when talking about other people, but when making reference to myself i say chest. I'm just a strange i suppose.
<<<<is a boob burd breasts sounds sooo clinical n tits is common n besides i like the word boobs
(.)(.)
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<<<<is a boob burd breasts sounds sooo clinical n tits is common n besides i like the word boobs
(.)(.)

You certainly are sillyhwoar:
Sorry redface
Tits = the Sun.
Breasts = the doctor.
So it must be boobs - not keen myself but there don't seem to be any better alternatives.
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I couldn't careless what word people use, as long as i understand it.
On a strange note i often say boobs when talking about other people, but when making reference to myself i say chest. I'm just a strange i suppose.

No not strange, but those slate blue eyes.
Breasts...
A great word to hear rolling off a mellifluous tongue ...
'Bristols' always makes me laugh biggrin

"knickers, knackers, knockers"
lp
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"knickers, knackers, knockers"
lp

Which one's you?
on the left...I'm always doing my hair
lp
OK now
fuck, shag, make love, sex or intercourse?
Intercourse seems to only be done by two line drawings in a tech book. Sex is just to...to anything. Shags seems to be just too free and easy. Fuck is a word with some lust and determination behind it. It sounds like someone is going to go for something.
...and making love seems to need more than another body. It needs a real contact on more than a physical level.
I think boobs is a fun word, tits is a bit too common if speaking for the first time, and breasts is to strait, if you know what i mean rolleyes
Fuck is a sexual word, you know what you are in for, and it can be between people who have no other connections.
Making love is something that BMW and i do in private and yes it involves more than just the body and is definitly emotional.
Shag is somthing we said at school and i can`t take it seriously lol "My mate wants to shag you" :roll: :roll:
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I couldn't careless what word people use, as long as i understand it.
On a strange note i often say boobs when talking about other people, but when making reference to myself i say chest. I'm just a strange i suppose.

No not strange, but those slate blue eyes.
You'e made me paranoid now, whats wrong with then ?? lol
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OK now
fuck, shag, make love, sex or intercourse?
Intercourse seems to only be done by two line drawings in a tech book. Sex is just to...to anything. Shags seems to be just too free and easy. Fuck is a word with some lust and determination behind it. It sounds like someone is going to go for something.
...and making love seems to need more than another body. It needs a real contact on more than a physical level.

I don't use any of those words... I just replace it with play.
ie.
'Do you want to play with me??'
or
'I'm in a really naughty mood, lets go upstairs and play!'
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I couldn't careless what word people use, as long as i understand it.
On a strange note i often say boobs when talking about other people, but when making reference to myself i say chest. I'm just a strange i suppose.

No not strange, but those slate blue eyes.
You'e made me paranoid now, whats wrong with then ?? lol
Nothing wrong with them at all Chaos, although they could be improved by changing the viewing angle...maybe if i was looking up at them with you straddled across me and us both naked......yep, that would definitley make em look better :rascal:
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I couldn't careless what word people use, as long as i understand it.
On a strange note i often say boobs when talking about other people, but when making reference to myself i say chest. I'm just a strange i suppose.

No not strange, but those slate blue eyes.
You'e made me paranoid now, whats wrong with then ?? lol
Nothing wrong with them at all Chaos, although they could be improved by changing the viewing angle...maybe if i was looking up at them with you straddled across me and us both naked......yep, that would definitley make em look better :rascal:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I'm actually lost for words! lol
Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
I couldn't careless what word people use, as long as i understand it.
On a strange note i often say boobs when talking about other people, but when making reference to myself i say chest. I'm just a strange i suppose.

No not strange, but those slate blue eyes.
You'e made me paranoid now, whats wrong with then ?? lolThey just send me into chaos.....I wish redface
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I couldn't careless what word people use, as long as i understand it.
On a strange note i often say boobs when talking about other people, but when making reference to myself i say chest. I'm just a strange i suppose.

No not strange, but those slate blue eyes.
You'e made me paranoid now, whats wrong with then ?? lolThey just send me into chaos.....I wish redface
pmsl, anyways my eyes are hijacking this thread! I have one for you,
Is it ...
cock, penis, thing, or it.
Personally, and i am going back to my days when i did sleep with men. I couldn't say anything but it, and if a man or woman spoke a dirty fantasy to me, i'd automatically be turned off if they used cock.
It's also the same for a woman's tulip! I get shivers and feel turned off if someone said Fanny, Pussy or Virgina
tulip?
in that case, mine would be leak
lp
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tulip?
in that case, mine would be leak
lp

lol
I spat my drink all over my laptop then!
How do i explain that if i need to claim on my insurance now lol
act of veg
lp
Lady cushions - don't mind what they're called sillyhwoar:
Lady garden - pussy is about the only one I use. Hate the word fanny and c**t just makes me shudder :scared:
As for men's bits - 'penis' is too clinical, 'cock' is about the lesser of all evils though I hope never to meet a guy who refers to it as 'my little love sausage' :shock:
Its cock for me, penis sounds sillier than the made up words lol and i dont like it when men call it a prick, God bless you if its only as thick as a needle :shock:
I call mine a pussy when talking about it or a foofi if i`m being silly rolleyes
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I couldn't careless what word people use, as long as i understand it.
On a strange note i often say boobs when talking about other people, but when making reference to myself i say chest. I'm just a strange i suppose.

No not strange, but those slate blue eyes.
You'e made me paranoid now, whats wrong with then ?? lol
Nothing wrong with them at all Chaos, although they could be improved by changing the viewing angle...maybe if i was looking up at them with you straddled across me and us both naked......yep, that would definitley make em look better :rascal:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I'm actually lost for words! lol
Blimey, thats a first rotflmao
I'll help you out, the missing words are 'yes please!' and my inbox is over there <<<<<<< :rascal:
OK Chaos, it,s cock or manhood, but I have been know to offer sausage for breakfast. In fact I do play with words, better than a frontal assault sometimes.
...oh and pussy, it seems softer than cunt, which i have been known to use.
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I couldn't careless what word people use, as long as i understand it.
On a strange note i often say boobs when talking about other people, but when making reference to myself i say chest. I'm just a strange i suppose.

No not strange, but those slate blue eyes.
You'e made me paranoid now, whats wrong with then ?? lolThey just send me into chaos.....I wish redface
pmsl, anyways my eyes are hijacking this thread! I have one for you,
Is it ...
cock, penis, thing, or it.
Personally, and i am going back to my days when i did sleep with men.I couldn't say anything but it, and if a man or woman spoke a dirty fantasy to me, i'd automatically be turned off if they used cock.
It's also the same for a woman's tulip! I get shivers and feel turned off if someone said Fanny, Pussy or VirginaCruel, saying that mid-fantasy.
seee... now i find out where i have been going wrong all this time in swinging...
you mean saying "oi.... wap out the baps luv" isn't the right way to go about it!!! lol :lol: bolt