Cool idea! Allow me to baptise this thread with my own emssion...
Dear Uncle Tkano,
If I wanted to take a young lady out for a romantic evening, but she lives in a strange town that I don't know at all, what would you suggest?
Regards,
Gormless of Worcestershire.
Blue /pink, or is it Pink Bluexxx
I do sincerely believe that you may deal with you problem of addiction by ensuring that you take and publish many more pictures, especially some of pink being the new blue. I believe that you would find that this course of action would be most cathartic
Surely Pink / Blue you are as photogenic as Satin, share with us all and thus enjoy all our arousal!
Gilbert
Pinkxxx,
this could be a whole new chapter in your erotic life
your pics of Satin are good ( well f**kin good) I look forward to that something different. You chance to be the star. Being Pink seems to be what it is all about for you! whilst being BLUE at the same time.
Somehow we all benefit.
Gilbert
Well,shireen-steve I suggest you tell the person in question to
"either shit or get off the frigging pot!" :twisted:
Or you could make him talk to you and find out as much about him so you have a basic idea of what he is like personality-wise and find out whereabouts in Britain he lives. This will enable you to make an informed decision about the person and the likelyhood he will give you the goods!
Dear Tkano,
what should the rear tyre pressure be for a 1990 yamaha XJ600 ?
The same as it was when you brought the bike! NEXT!
Dear uncle tkano.
I have a big problem and am wondering if you can answer a question for me.
I was at a fun fair in Manchester last night when I saw a coconut shy. I decided to have a go and proceeded to throw my coconut at the target, not knowing my own strength I threw it as hard as I could which resulted in it bouncing back off the wall behind and hitting the stall holder on the head.
She promptly collapsed. When she Ferris wheel operator saw that his wife who worked on the coconut shy had been injured he immediately left his post and ran over to help her, leaving the Ferris wheel unattended.
The Ferris wheel then ground to a halt.
A young man who was sat in the top carriage when the ferris wheel stopped began to panic that he was stuck and so climbed out of the carriage in order to start his descent from the top, unfortunately he had only climbed down 2 feet of the 40 foot height when he lost his grip and fell.
As it so happened a hot dog seller was directly under the ferris wheel and the young man landed in the brine. The shock of seeing someone land in his hotdogs was too much for the hotdog man and he fainted, letting go of his hotdog trolley as he did so.
The trolley immediately began to roll down the slop gathering speed as it went only stopping to crash into the ice-cream van that was located at the bottom of the hill.
The force of the hit pushed the ice-cream van over onto its side and lollys and ice creams spilled from the wreck.
Seeing this all the local children ran and began looting the goods.
The sight of this infuriated the fairground security who began to chase the children who scattered in the direction of the main road .
One of the children ran onto the road just as the light had turned to green, a driver had to slam on his breaks in order not to hit the child which resulted in the car behind him crashing into him and so on, the result was a 19 car pile up.
Now this would not normally have been too bad but it just so happened to be the day that the prime Minster was visiting the area before jetting of for emergency talks with the Korean leader.
Unable to get through the traffic jam the prim minister missed his flight and therefore his meeting.
The Korean leader wrongly assumed he had been snubbed by the prime minister and decided to launch a full scale attack on the united kingdom.
25 mins later a large missile hit slough killing 1,000,000 and causing £15 worth of damage, the aftershock of the hit however caused the island to tremble so violently that a great tidal wave washed over the whole of England Scotland and Wales.
Only Manchester was saved.
This meant that people flocked to Manchester from all over the country and obviously space was very tight. When people are in confined spaces sometimes tempers can flair and predictably a fight broke out.. it started in south Manchester but had spread to north Manchester within 12 mins.
Within an hour percent of the population had been killed and of the other percent all but 1 person were in strange ways prison awaiting the death penalty. Fortunately I am the one.
What I REALLY need to ask you uncle tkano is…… should I demand my cash back from the coconut shy?
Hmmmmmmm......................After considering your question for a couple of minutes I think you should ask your for money back! But be prepared for the fight of your life! :twisted:
Re Yamaha XJ600 Diversion ( question earlier this thread ), 32 psi front 34 rear one up , 40 psi rear 2 up would be good starting point , let me know how you get on . Seriously if you like sex , you will love a motorcycle .
dear tkano, my problem is a short one.I'd love to go to an adult cinema,but as a single girl i don't have enough confidence to go alone! also they seem so far away,what can i do?
(Wearing his Tkano mask, hoping no one notices)
My dear Daffodil, your solution is an easy one. Post a plea on the SH forum (the Cafe would be the best place for it, perhaps in a thread where people discuss various problems that they're having). You'll soon find yourself with a long line of potential partners to take you to all the adult cinemas you could want.
The other solution involves a little more work, but might be more satisfying: set up some cameras in your bedroom. Film until you think you've got enough. Then open your own adult cinema. I know I'd come to watch.
My above post may seem a little harsh, but it is basically frank and straight-foreward advice. Most guys have been in a simular situation as you, but only for a short period of time.
I admire your wish to be yourself and not something somebody else wants you to be! Stay true to yourself and the woman of your dreams may soon come along, but you have to get her to notice you!
You can do this by dressing stylishly- everything black
Wearing the latest aftershave
Being funny and a good talker
Well, whilst I do enjoy Star Trek, you wouldn't catch me going to a convention.
My problem is that whilst I have excellent computer skills, I have a severe lack of social skills due to my having a high functioning autistic spectrum disorder called Asperger's Syndrome.
There are days when I wish that I could trade in my computing knowledge if it would allow me to recognise facial expressions or other body language, or understand even a few of the unwritten rules of 'normal' social interaction. But then, if I were to do that, I would no longer be me.
For me, social interaction is sitting in front of this computer, posting on message boards like this one. (Well, alright, I do get away from it occassionally, but not often.)
An analogy may help at this juncture:
Imagine if you will that you see people playing a game. Everyone seems to have a copy except you. You look at the game and it looks very complex and intriguing and everyone seems to be having lots of fun playing it. So, you ask one of the players how to obtain a copy. He tells you that you should have been given a copy when you were born, you tell him that you weren't, so he gives you an address where you can write off to and they'll send you a copy of the game free...
When the game arrives, it comes in a plain brown box, with nothing to indicate the name of the game. You open the box to find thousands of strangely shaped pieces, several game boards that link together in a way that you can't fathom out and several decks of blank cards. Despite searching everywhere in and on the box, you are unable to locate any instructions on how to play the game, so you go to the person who you asked about the game before and enquire about instructions on how to play. He laughs and says that you should have been born with that knowledge already implanted in your mind. You ask him to teach you how to play the game, but you're sure that every time he explains it to you, he keeps changing some of the rules...
I have tried almost everything to be more northern, I regularly use 'Pet' as a term of endearment. I spent all last winter outside in the rain in just my T-Shirt. I have tried 'Mushy peas' and even joined a pigeon enthusiast club, all to no avail. 
:twisted: 
) As you can imagine, this has meant that my love life has been pretty much non-existent for the vast majority of my adult life.
Don' t be shy! 
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