lol... oh you are all woman of that there is no doubt!!
I must practice my English more though lol.. I have my French sorted ;) don't you agree?
heh heh heh heh, heh heh.. she said... "jacking on the phone" heh heh, heh
Speaking of timewasters...
I had an ad in Loot last year in my pre-SH days.
Got a couple of (phone) responses from guys saying they were the husband part of a couple.
No.1 was all right - seemed sensible and aboveboard, but he explained they were talking to 3-4 guys and were going to select only one - apparently they didn't wind up picking me, which is fine.
No.2 - my weirdness meter went off pretty quickly. Hardly started speaking to me before inviting me over to their place. Specifically asked me NOT to wear a condom but I refused to do that. Kept trying to turn the conversation pornographic, which I resisted - not into phone sex with guys. Seemed positively surprised when I said we should meet first and see how the chemistry was, and if his wife and I liked each other.
Every alarm was going off in my head, but I decided to atleast meet them...but I got ditched TWICE for meetings - fix a day and time, and then he wouldn't answer his phone when I called that day to confirm. After that I gave up. And then HE called ME and fixed another day, which I was very reluctant about..but he said he'd call the next day to confirm..never happened.
Weird. I am thinking there was no wife at all...he probably just gets off on talking to guys whose ad he answers..
Sounds like you might have got off lightly with that "couple!" you never know what might have happened if you had of met "them."
oh you wish fem!!! :P