To Wank or Not

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:

You have in mine Angel :rascal: redface

I have to say that you hadn't starred up to now, but that will probably change later, in fact I know it will.
Whats it like to be a star (in my imagination anyway) ?

Quote by Baggy Boy
I don't have a good wank left in me at the moment.

Oi!! I take back my offer now, I don't want to star in a crap wank! smackbottom

Pics now deleted until you have the energy for a good one ;)

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:

You have in mine Angel :rascal: redface

I have to say that you hadn't starred up to now, but that will probably change later, in fact I know it will.
Whats it like to be a star (in my imagination anyway) ?

Quote by Baggy Boy
I don't have a good wank left in me at the moment.

Oi!! I take back my offer now, I don't want to star in a crap wank! smackbottom

Pics now deleted until you have the energy for a good one ;)
Too late, I've already printed the piccies, anyway the more you talk about It, i have a feeling the better the wank will be.
You will have to take it as it comes.

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:

You have in mine Angel :rascal: redface

I have to say that you hadn't starred up to now, but that will probably change later, in fact I know it will.
Whats it like to be a star (in my imagination anyway) ?

Quote by Baggy Boy
I don't have a good wank left in me at the moment.

Oi!! I take back my offer now, I don't want to star in a crap wank! smackbottom

Pics now deleted until you have the energy for a good one ;)
Too late, I've already printed the piccies, anyway the more you talk about It, i have a feeling the better the wank will be.
You will have to take it as it comes.
Story of my life rolleyes

:roll: "like it or lump it" Humph.... I'm off to find someone who can have a good wank about me.
Dawnieeeee!! :rascal: I think you and I might be able to come to some kind of arrangement ;) :rascal:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:

You have in mine Angel :rascal: redface

I have to say that you hadn't starred up to now, but that will probably change later, in fact I know it will.
Whats it like to be a star (in my imagination anyway) ?

Quote by Baggy Boy
I don't have a good wank left in me at the moment.

Oi!! I take back my offer now, I don't want to star in a crap wank! smackbottom

Pics now deleted until you have the energy for a good one ;)
Too late, I've already printed the piccies, anyway the more you talk about It, i have a feeling the better the wank will be.
You will have to take it as it comes.
Story of my life rolleyes

:roll: "like it or lump it" Humph.... I'm off to find someone who can have a good wank about me.
Dawnieeeee!! :rascal: I think you and I might be able to come to some kind of arrangement ;) :rascal:
There is no such thing as a bad wank - ask any man as he is about to shoot at the ceiling

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:

You have in mine Angel :rascal: redface

I have to say that you hadn't starred up to now, but that will probably change later, in fact I know it will.
Whats it like to be a star (in my imagination anyway) ?

Quote by Baggy Boy
I don't have a good wank left in me at the moment.

Oi!! I take back my offer now, I don't want to star in a crap wank! smackbottom

Pics now deleted until you have the energy for a good one ;)
Too late, I've already printed the piccies, anyway the more you talk about It, i have a feeling the better the wank will be.
You will have to take it as it comes.
Story of my life rolleyes

:roll: "like it or lump it" Humph.... I'm off to find someone who can have a good wank about me.
Dawnieeeee!! :rascal: I think you and I might be able to come to some kind of arrangement ;) :rascal:
There is no such thing as a bad wank - ask any man as he is about to shoot at the ceiling
rotflmao

That reminds me... a friend of mine told me about the worst blow job he ever had.
He said it was "fuckin fantastic" :lol2:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
That reminds me... a friend of mine told me about the worst blow job he ever had.
He said it was "fuckin fantastic" :lol2:

Well, I don't know maybe I'm odd but... I think there can be bad blowjobs (sorry for the hijack)
I remember a girlfriend who no matter what I said she used to do a hoover impersonation and suck so hard I thought she was going to suck my balls out through my cock!..... A little suction is good but THAT much... urgh it hurts...
Another girlfriend had this thing about holding and squeezing my balls as if she were going to crack walnuts... bloody hell... that's painful. gently does it for me...
Oh yes and one last funny experience.. I was once having the best blow job ever deep, good gentle suction, tongue playing and just when I was about to cum suddenly she sneezed so hard I ended up with lots of snot all over my groin! I didn't cum but it was funny biggrin

(it was summer and she had hayfever!)
:shock:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by awol
That reminds me... a friend of mine told me about the worst blow job he ever had.
He said it was "fuckin fantastic" :lol2:

Well, I don't know maybe I'm odd but... I think there can be bad blowjobs (sorry for the hijack)
I remember a girlfriend who no matter what I said she used to do a hoover impersonation and suck so hard I thought she was going to suck my balls out through my cock!..... A little suction is good but THAT much... urgh it hurts...
Another girlfriend had this thing about holding and squeezing my balls as if she were going to crack walnuts... bloody hell... that's painful. gently does it for me...
Oh yes and one last funny experience.. I was once having the best blow job ever deep, good gentle suction, tongue playing and just when I was about to cum suddenly she sneezed so hard I ended up with lots of snot all over my groin! I didn't cum but it was funny biggrin

(it was summer and she had hayfever!)
:shock:
Excellent, this thread is getting funnier and better lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
:evil2:
im betting on 10 mins max
:giggle:

You were right, it took me 7 minutes and I am still at it now !!!
Somebody please make me stop !!!!

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
:evil2:
im betting on 10 mins max
:giggle:

You were right, it took me 7 minutes and I am still at it now !!!
Somebody please make me stop !!!!
nearly passed out then :shock: :shock: :shock:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
:evil2:
im betting on 10 mins max
:giggle:

You were right, it took me 7 minutes and I am still at it now !!!
Somebody please make me stop !!!!
nearly passed out then :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can't you change your avatar, I keep getting the urge to wank when I see it redface

ops: :oops: sorry to be so rude :oops: :oops: :oops: but its what I think :oops: :oops: :oops: I'm suitably embarassed (is that spelt right?) :oops: :oops:

28 Oct 2005

Baggy Boy, maybe you could put all that wanking to good use ;)

28 Oct 2005

Quote by awol
Baggy Boy, maybe you could put all that wanking to good use ;)

Wot a fantastic site.
everything for the amateur and professional alike lol

:lol: :lol:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
Baggy Boy, maybe you could put all that wanking to good use ;)

Wot a fantastic site.
everything for the amateur and professional alike lol

:lol: :lol:
Including the links to the hilarious horror masturbation stories website biggrin

:lol:

28 Oct 2005

OMG is he still at it?
Debs going to have to go round and sort him out :twisted:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
OMG is he still at it?
Debs going to have to go round and sort him out :twisted:

Sorry Deb, but I am still at it.
I am receiving no therapy at all to help me off this now over long thread. I understand that some members have enjoyed it but I am now in serious need of help.
My bodily fluids are at an all time low and I need to rehydrate, but my compulsion to keep looking at the thread is giving me what can only be described as a permanent hard on.
Please somebody Help Me