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husbands: make your wife think she has followed through by placing a chocolate button between her cheeks whilst she is asleep
Only 1 button? thats not enough to make a mess rolleyes
Quote by Northernheight5
husbands: make your wife think she has followed through by placing a chocolate button between her cheeks whilst she is asleep

Oh this so brings to mind a story I know of a bar of Toblerone :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
husbands: make your wife think she has followed through by placing a chocolate button between her cheeks whilst she is asleep

Oh this so brings to mind a story I know of a bar of Toblerone :shock:
Dare I ask? surprised
Quote by Northernheight5
husbands: make your wife think she has followed through by placing a chocolate button between her cheeks whilst she is asleep

Oh this so brings to mind a story I know of a bar of Toblerone :shock:
Dare I ask? surprised
Go on you know you want to lol :lol: Im not interested of course smile
I too have no interest on the toblerone mystery.
Quote by benrums0n
I too have no interest on the toblerone mystery.

Good! Coz I ain't telling ya flipa
Of course you know whatever I'm imagining will be far worse than the truth lol
Quote by Northernheight5
Of course you know whatever I'm imagining will be far worse than the truth lol

Oh no it isn't :shock:
can we get back on topic please? innocent
Quote by flower411
Of course you know whatever I'm imagining will be far worse than the truth lol

Oh no it isn't :shock:
can we get back on topic please? innocent
Hazelnut in every bite ???? :shock:
Honestly, this site is full of such flaky people biggrin:D:D:D:D
Quote by flower411
Of course you know whatever I'm imagining will be far worse than the truth lol

Oh no it isn't :shock:
can we get back on topic please? innocent
Hazelnut in every bite ???? :shock:
Honestly, this site is full of such flaky people biggrin:D:D:D:D
You`d have to go to Mars to get away from us !!
You lot need some timeout!!! confused :?
Quote by flower411
Of course you know whatever I'm imagining will be far worse than the truth lol

Oh no it isn't :shock:
can we get back on topic please? innocent
Hazelnut in every bite ???? :shock:
Honestly, this site is full of such flaky people biggrin:D:D:D:D
You`d have to go to Mars to get away from us !!
You lot need some timeout!!! confused :?
We`ll have a timeout AFTER the marathon !! :lol: Snickers :giggle:
After all this we r bounty find out.
Im gonna Breakaway and find summat Crunchie to Lion.
Quote by flower411
Ben hides his face behind his hand an snickers

Hides his face !!! :shock:
Cos he`s eating a Yorkie and there`s girls about !!
Kent humor seems to be different from everwhere else....... rolleyes
Reminder: No Wispas without permission! confused :? lol :lol: wink
Ripple of applause to all of the above.
All a bit fruit an nut in ere!! loon :crazy:
Quote by sara_gra
Its twirl(y) for all this!!!
rotflmao

:laughabove::laughabove:
Im amazed I actually got that one.... :shock: confused :lol2:
Good grief! :doh:
Today's Tip
Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
husbands: make your wife think she has followed through by placing a chocolate button between her cheeks whilst she is asleep

Oh this so brings to mind a story I know of a bar of Toblerone :shock:
It's a wedgie story innit??
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