Tonight, I shall be mostly....

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Rainbows
Better idea!! If all the bi women spent time together at least once a month maybe it'd happen!!!
Oh okay - wishfull thinking. I'll get my coat

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh I wanna join in too!! Can I be an honourary bi girl once a month? :lol2:
Oooh Calista 2 weeks :shock: :therethere:
Hey, you could be the leader - kind of a warning to everyone that a few days later, the rest of the women will me in full blown PMT with you :twisted:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oooh Calista 2 weeks :shock: :therethere:
Hey, you could be the leader - kind of a warning to everyone that a few days later, the rest of the women will me in full blown PMT with you :twisted:

I really think you should direct the majority of :therethere: to Morbius ... a man who rarely complains about pmt ... and he gets a shedload ( no pun intended) of abuse .... he simply provides the necessities that Neil mentioned earlier.

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
I wonder if all the women on here posted their PMT into a thread each month, would we all end up synchronised?
At least then, everyone would know to batton down the hatches at a set time each month

I'm hoping and praying that this damn mirena will eliminate mine completely .... pmt lasts 2 weeks in this house :cry:
Well from your thread there seems to be a consensus that once things settle down you wont look back, it does seem from what the others said that this does help......
now then has anyone seen Angel......last I heard she had gone out of the back door without her vest...
Angel you O.K. up there....... come back and have another drink...........you ready for a night cap

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
I really think you should direct the majority of :therethere: to Morbius ... a man who rarely complains about pmt ... and he gets a shedload ( no pun intended) of abuse .... he simply provides the necessities that Neil mentioned earlier.

It really is nice to see so many men who seem to appreciate what hell we go through with PMT. I have lived with women who seem to forget that that they have them too!!! Or maybe I am just the bitch from hell that makes all others pale in insignificance dunno

30 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
now then has anyone seen Angel......last I heard she had gone out of the back door without her vest...
Angel you O.K. up there....... come back and have another drink...........you ready for a night cap

I wimped out redface

am on the water .......... I have three young children to look after tomorrow though is my excuse .... can't afford a hangover.

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Rainbows
Or maybe I am just the bitch from hell that makes all others pale in insignificance

As mentioned earlier ... that would be me too sad

:( although I have suffered less and less over the last few years thankfully.

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
I wimped out am on the water .......... I have three young children to look after tomorrow though is my excuse .... can't afford a hangover.

Very admirable!! I dare say no matter what sort of hangover I have my cats will demand attention in the moring - but at least I can fling them from the bed!!! confused

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
I wimped out am on the water .......... I have three young children to look after tomorrow though is my excuse .... can't afford a hangover.

Been there done it Calista..........there is a rather nice irony in the fact that for me and mrs davej the tables have turned slightly and that the children now have to look after us if we get a bit tipsy...........can't wait until they move out just so we can visit and then leave their houses in a shit tip....sweet revenge.

30 Dec 2004

I can fling Stuart from the bed too :shock:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I can fling Stuart from the bed too :shock:

Oooh - could I take his place?

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Rainbows

<<< neilinleeds wishes to make it clear, that this is a piss poor joke, and he has hot water bottles, codeine, aromatherapy baths, all over body massages, and a :therethere: at the ready for any suffering girlies . . . ;) >>>

I'll hold you to that young man!!!!!
well obviously rainbows, you can hold me to anything you desire . . . .
but i should point out . . . all the above techniques were leant by way of self defence, so i ain't quite so giving as i make out! :lol2: owt for a quiet life! ;)
n x x x :P

30 Dec 2004

:shock: I'll pm the address :twisted: lol. There will always be room for a lovely lady like yourself in my bed. If there isnt any then I'll make some

30 Dec 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:shock: I'll pm the address :twisted: lol. There will always be room for a lovely lady like yourself in my bed. If there isnt any then I'll make some

LOL!!! I'm half Scottish you know!! Best peeps in the world me thinks smile

. Especially sexy bi women. Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Oh dear - Rainbows may need a bit of hangover medicine (or "mooty" where I come from) in the morning!!
Am I the only one here who is actually working tomorrow?!!! (or today rather!!!)

30 Dec 2004

Christ is that the time? :shock:
Ah well bugger it, I'll have another drink and see how I feel. This place is driving me to drink..
ButI aint complaining :beer:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
This place is driving me to drink..
ButI aint complaining :beer:

Who, what, where??? Never!!!
Oh well - guess I'll join ya - seeing as the GFZ never opened this weekend!! drinkies

30 Dec 2004

:cheers: heres to getting drunk as a skunk on SH

30 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
I wonder if all the women on here posted their PMT into a thread each month, would we all end up synchronised?
At least then, everyone would know to batton down the hatches at a set time each month

I'm hoping and praying that this damn mirena will eliminate mine completely .... pmt lasts 2 weeks in this house :cry:
Well from your thread there seems to be a consensus that once things settle down you wont look back, it does seem from what the others said that this does help......
now then has anyone seen Angel......last I heard she had gone out of the back door without her vest...
Angel you O.K. up there....... come back and have another drink...........you ready for a night cap
I'm back Dave. I discovered earlier that Baileys does NOT mix well with fresh air and cough medicine neutral

I had to make an emergency trip to bed, and am only up now because someone/something set off my house alarm and (wonder of wonders) it woke me up. Thought I'd best check to make sure I didn't have burglars before I went back to bed and found myself sitting here readin about periods and bi women!
Well going back to feeling sorry for myself, not only do I have a stinking cold and chest infection coupled with a sore throat, a broken combi boiler and therefore no heating or hot water, I also have my period evil

I really don't think this last week could have been much worse. I'm just glad Christmas day was so great biggrin

Don't panic though, I'm not descending into depression again, just didn't want to be left out in the whinging stakes ;)
And things aren't all bad, cos someone (who shall remain anonymous) sent me a pm saying my bum is definitely the nicest :happy: so I'm gonna keep on showing my arse
(Northern translation. To "show one's arse" is to be severely pissed off)

30 Dec 2004

shit just realized the time!.. :doh: ............. sat here for a mo thinking that S/H got the date wrong ...........but no it is thusday!.. :eeek: .....oooooooo shoot been drinking to much again hick hick
Time for bed said Zebedee :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Rainbows
I have lived with women who seem to forget that that they have them too!!!

Is it possible for PMT to last 28 years? Maybe that's what it was.

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
OMG I just said that davej was the voice of reason......... is this a good enough reason for me to avoid pouring the next Baileys? Or more of a reason to pour a very large one?

Angel you have me all wrong.......I've changed, I am resolved to only posting reason and sense, gone is the world of make believe, that gentle womb, that cosseted me from the outside world..........I am now only here to offer sound advice on subjects that I have knowledge about.
If your voice is sounding funny then you are either pissed or you are sucking the gas back out of your christmas baloons.......
.do you remember sucking a baloon?........no?.........then your pissed.
see sense and reason

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sense and reason in a post by davej .... will easy and warwick soon follow????
Doomed I tell you .... doomed
OI............. I can do sense and reason. evil

........... can't I? confused

OK DON'T PANIC..............I'm sure normal DaveJ service will be resumed shortly.
Can somone go and give him a bang.......well it used to get our TV working again. lol

Quote by davej
Oh now I'm dying to see the New Davejs sense and reason on Periods :lol2:

It's not an area that I would even think to dabble in Misschief. I live with my wife and two grown up daughters and know that it can be very painfull and troublesome for some women who have to face them on a monthly basis, where as I simply brought a decent shed to go hide in.
:rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: I knew there was a reason I wanted a new, bigger shed. :lol:

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I wonder if all the women on here posted their PMT into a thread each month, would we all end up synchronised? :dunno:
At least then, everyone would know to batton down the hatches at a set time each month

Yeah great idea. Then no-one cam come in here once a month. rolleyes

:lol: :lol: :lol:
One PMT burdened woman is bad enough, god only knows how we'd survive all of you on at the same time.... :scared: bolt

Quote by davej
Been there done it Calista..........there is a rather nice irony in the fact that for me and mrs davej the tables have turned slightly and that the children now have to look after us if we get a bit tipsy...........can't wait until they move out just so we can visit and then leave their houses in a shit tip....sweet revenge.

:rotflmao:
My favorite when our little angel misbehaves is to wait until his mothers PMT is at it's peak and then go and mess his bedroom up and wait for his mother to find it....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :eeek: :scared: :twisted:

30 Dec 2004

Right I have talked far too much on here about my PMT - but Easy we could do a chart of all the SH women and when they have PMT in fact how about a POLL :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: cool

.
I dont think I really care at all when I am on as has never been an issue for having fun as there are so many techniques now that do not necessary need full penatration. Its really up to you and your partner to decide but to me life is far too short to stop everything because a natural state of life has occurred :shock: :shock:
What is far more interesting to know is what is the most likely time of the month in here for the majority of women to be extra hormonal and see if you can spot the difference in postings. I am sure that every time I have flounced it has been at a time when PMT has been around sad

However enough of this.....................
What I really wanted to ask was Angel Chat your new avatar :shock: :shock: is it me and my screen or is there a slight blush on your cheeks lol

:lol: :lol:
Christmas love and kisses
Corriexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

30 Dec 2004

Quote by corriefem
What I really wanted to ask was Angel Chat your new avatar :shock: :shock: is it me and my screen or is there a slight blush on your cheeks :lol: :lol:

Hehe yes Corrie, there is a blush to my cheeks. This is due to my having been a very naughty girl ;) :lol: :twisted: :twisted:

30 Dec 2004

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and a very nice blush if I say so myself hahahahahaha. Hope christmas was brill Angel Chat and santa brought all of you what you wanted !!!!!!! Just get that lurgy under control xxx

30 Dec 2004

Quote by corriefem
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and a very nice blush if I say so myself hahahahahaha. Hope christmas was brill Angel Chat and santa brought all of you what you wanted !!!!!!! Just get that lurgy under control xxx

Judging by the new avatar I'd say he did. :twisted: lol

Does he only call once a year, but always empties his sack madam? Does he? Oh! Suits you madam. Suits you. Oh!

30 Dec 2004

Quote by Angel Chat

What I really wanted to ask was Angel Chat your new avatar :shock: :shock: is it me and my screen or is there a slight blush on your cheeks :lol: :lol:

Hehe yes Corrie, there is a blush to my cheeks. This is due to my having been a very naughty girl ;) :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
its good to be naughty once in a while

30 Dec 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Tesco do their own Irish Cream Liqueur at around Â£7 a litre bottle.
I have to say it is rather good in black coffee, very moreish indeed :P .
Judy

Judy the mere thought of Baileys is turning my stomach today lol. But I did get a very good deal on it in Tesco, 1litre for I'd stocked up for the party I had on Christmas day and then nobody drank it lol. Don't think it will mix very well with my antibiotics anyway so I'm sticking to corporation pop tonight rolleyes

Seasons greetings to you anyway hun kiss

31 Dec 2004

Ile make you a Brandy Coffee hun guaranteed to make you sleep and sweat out all the lurgies
Im good at it too wink

making Brandy Coffees i hasten to add