Tonight Matthew I'm gonna be..........

22 Mar 2004

I'm sure it is just one of those "the grass is greener" things but if you could be anyone else for a day who would you be??
I was daydreaming the other day and came to the conclusion that I quite fancied having 24hours as old Dickie Branson, not for the money (yeah right) but just to have the freedom to try new ventures and grow an organisation the way I want to, greedy I know but then again, dare to dream biggrin

So who would you be and why?

22 Mar 2004

Quote by Herts Man
I'm sure it is just one of those "the grass is greener" things but if you could be anyone else for a day who would you be??
I was daydreaming the other day and came to the conclusion that I quite fancied having 24hours as old Dickie Branson, not for the money (yeah right) but just to have the freedom to try new ventures and grow an organisation the way I want to, greedy I know but then again, dare to dream
So who would you be and why?

I'd like to be Big G. Not only because he is the coolest, most confident man I know, but I would love to see what its like to be a guy for a day. You know, bloke things, like what it's like to have balls, strong arms and a tight ass. I'd want to have sex, and I know Big G's chances of getting some pussy is/are (I dont know which is correct!!) a safe bet.
I'd like to be able to pee standing up, have it OK to scratch my ass, not have to worry about my handbag or my lippy or any of the other stereotypical things that we women pretend don't hinder us, but really do.
Just for a day mind you, I dont think I could live without crying through soppy commericals or being responsible for killing my own spiders.
Silky xxx

22 Mar 2004

Nice one, must admit the responsibility for killing ones own spiders is a burden biggrin

22 Mar 2004

I wonder who Richard Branson would like to be?
I mean, does he wake up in the morning and say to himself, "Hey, I'm Richard Branson! How cool is that?"
I suppose if I were someone else, then being that person would feel perfectly normal to me, so if I wished to be Branson for example, having my wish come true wouldn't have any effect on how I felt about it, if you see what I mean.
If I could see the world through someone else's eyes, rather than become that person, I think it would be an explorer like Drake or Burton, somebody like that, who boldly went where no one had gone before. What a fantastic way to live your life. biggrin

Ice

22 Mar 2004

I'd like to be Frank Zappa when he gave his best ever concert and noodled out his best electric guitar solos -
- or Muhammed Ali in the ring at his most unassailable, feeling and being physically invincible
- or maybe George Martin or a sound engineer so that I could witness The Beatles rehearsing and recording Revolver

22 Mar 2004

Who would I wanna be???
mmmmmmmmm!! well, after reading Mr Writer's latest thread I guess I'd like to be him, but not just for the one dayâ€¦â€¦it would have to be Saturday night, Monday lunchtime and Tuesday morning/afternoon ; )
A very green Kinky Lizard ; )

22 Mar 2004

How about being the fruit and produce purchasing manager for Tesco/Morrisonns/(insert local store here)
You could spend all day squeezing for ripeness, without being thought of as a nutcase
Must remember to get another melon :shock:

22 Mar 2004

I'd love to be Sarah Michelle Gellar's Hubbie.....just for the simple pleasure of seeing Sarah Michelle first thing in the morning and being able to kiss her....(for the record, I'm female and straight, I just happen to like a few women too!! :twisted: )
On the more intellectual level I wouldn't mind being Tony Blair, just to see if I could run the country better than he could!! LoL. Also, would love to be someone deeply amazing like Nelson Mandela or Mahatma Ghandi or Mother Theresa.

22 Mar 2004

I'd like to be Sarah Michelle Gellar, DreamerHelen, while you are being her hubby, then I could wake up to you everymoring! : )
Awwwwwwww : )
anyone smell gorgonzola???? : )
Kinky Lizard

22 Mar 2004

One of my cats.
Fussed over, fed on demand (tuna in spring water - I'm sure I could persuade my owner that steak or chicken would be a better bet.) Oh what a heartless mum I am. lol

Nothing to do but sleep, cuddle and play.........................and I'd get to sit on Tim's knee when he's home. biggrin

Alternatively David Gemmell, I adore his characters, and would love to spend 24 hours in his head to see how he develops them so well. worship

22 Mar 2004

But why ever would
Jas want to be a cat?
We have such a
very hard life

22 Mar 2004

yeah right lol

Good pic

22 Mar 2004

Bless, Kinky Lizard.....that was sweet...... redface

22 Mar 2004

i would like to be the hands in Helens avator smile

22 Mar 2004

those hands are mine tds.....you just can see the rest of me! ; )
Kinky Lizard

22 Mar 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard
those hands are mine tds.....you just can see the rest of me! ; )
Kinky Lizard

maybe i dont then.....never know where they would have been!

22 Mar 2004

well, tds as a serial knackersack wrestler you probably don't! ; )
that's my own sack by the way, before I give out the wrong impression.
Kinky Lizard

22 Mar 2004

Tonight Matthew, I'm gonna be.....MR. WRITER biggrin

:D
if that can't be arranged can I have a meal of whatever he eats :shock:

22 Mar 2004

I'm Spartacus

22 Mar 2004

Quote by tds
i would like to be the hands in Helens avator

Why thank you!! LoL......
And will you two stop fighting over me (tds and Kinky Lizard)....there's more than enough of me to go around.....it's a case of first or second.... :twisted:

22 Mar 2004

hope i dont come first redface

22 Mar 2004

Why???

22 Mar 2004

sorry i menat cum first!!

22 Mar 2004

Tonite Maffew I are mostly be eatin ...tara marr salartar !

22 Mar 2004

Oh Dear.....sometimes I can be awfully stupid..... Bad bad me.... smackbottom

22 Mar 2004

And will you two stop fighting over me (tds and Kinky Lizard)....there's more than enough of me to go around.....it's a case of first or second....

Not sloppy seconds again DreamerHelen! hump

Kinky Lizard

22 Mar 2004

I would choose one particular day in one person's life:
I would love to have been Martin Johnson when he hoisted that cup above his head. It wouldn't just be the winning , but holding the dreams and aspirations of generations of jobbing rugby players (like me), the hopes of a thousand dads cheering on their own Johnny Wilkinsons on freezing touchlines, the armies of sandwich makers,treasurers and club assistants who keep the game alive at lower levels and for that red rose on a white shirt, and all it stands for. But most of all, to hear a nation, which has it's problems, roar its lungs out and feel united and PROUD!
What a day that would be.

22 Mar 2004

I would be Michael Douglas so I can shag my beautiful Catherine....Mmmm
:twisted: redface

:twisted:

22 Mar 2004

Tonight Mathew I'm gonna be Daphne from Scooby Doo!!!! Why??? Because it will leave a certain swinger I know with a huge dilema

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wilma? dunno

Daphne?
Love
Wilma
x x x x

23 Mar 2004

If you don't like sloppy seconds Kinky Lizard then you'll need to discuss that with tds....LoL