Okay, maybe not quite blind, but does anyone have any tips on the best way to sooth your sensitive bits after a little too much self-gratification? :wanker:
'Cause I don't have any. :cry:
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Quote by roger743
Okay, maybe not quite blind, but does anyone have any tips on the best way to sooth your sensitive bits after a little too much self-gratification? :wanker:
'Cause I don't have any. :cry:
Given a choice I think the most soothing thing I can think of...would be to gently place it in Rachel Steven's mouth.......
Mmmmm damn...gone gratify a little more now :twisted:
Quote by roger743
Okay, maybe not quite blind, but does anyone have any tips on the best way to sooth your sensitive bits after a little too much self-gratification? :wanker:
'Cause I don't have any. :cry:
Well that explains the expression on your avatar
:D Errr.... do it less is what I usually have to do
A few months ago I had a problem with the skin splitting :shock: :shock: (& that was when I was particularly randy... but wanking was particularly painful)
:( Well, I made love to a member of this forum this morning, and I can confirm that she was as excited about as I was. A certain amount of role play was involved. We climaxed at exactly the same time and enjoyed a post orgasmic cuddle before rising. She was, at the time, a good deal further than a condom stretch, nay even a bus ride, away from here; but imagination can work wonders.
Did I make it all up? Well of course I did, but it was based on sound research within these pages, I inputted all available data into that part of my brain that organises hard-ons, and just pressed "run", the results were astounding. I wouldn't be surprised if she was pregrant, and if your ears were burning at this morning... it could have been yooohooo.
Did I make it all up? Well of course I did, but it was based on sound research within these pages, I inputted all available data into that part of my brain that organises hard-ons, and just pressed "run", the results were astounding. I wouldn't be surprised if she was pregrant, and if your ears were burning at this morning... it could have been yooohooo.
Thanks everyone.
it better for ya :twisted:
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It's a lie. :wanker: doesn't make you go blind. :smug:
As an aside, don't you hate it when the hairs on your palms get caught under the mouse when using the computer. 
As an aside, don't you hate it when the hairs on your palms get caught under the mouse when using the computer.
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