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It depends on which teeth it is in our house, front teeth are £1, side teeth are 50p and back teeth are Luckly they've not had any fall out for a while.
F
dunno
We used to nip in before the kids woke, nick the money, and leave a note saying:
"It has been a busy night and I have run out of money, I will leave double next time. With love and thanks, The Tooth Fairy"
The kids never caught on! :twisted:
Bloody Tooth Fairy did though, it's been years since we found any dosh. mad
lhk
is it just me, but i am curious as to how the tooth came out :rascal:
was it blast
or was it :boxing:
oh well fantasy world here i come.
BB :twisted:
Quote by beebeep
is it just me, but i am curious as to how the tooth came out :rascal:
was it blast
or was it :boxing:
oh well fantasy world here i come.
BB :twisted:

Well, seeing as you ask....
The back half of the tooth was rotten and had broken off a few months ago. Then I developed an absess, which was rather painful but being a mean bastard who won't pay to see a dentist I ignored it. The pressure on the root loosened the tooth and after a few weeks of wiggling it, finally on the train to work yesterday it came out cool 8-) 8-) . It's all better now - it's not even sore lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I would have thought after all the hassle I've had, the tooth fairy would have given me at least a quid rolleyes :roll: :roll:
My childhood vision of the tooth fairy being a nice kind soul is shattered.
People will be telling me next that the Easter Bunny is also a fake
:roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
TOP TIP
Rent Darkness Falls on DVD/VHS and let the kids watch it, they'll never want a visit from the tooth fairy again.
P.S. I'm joking..... aren't I? :twisted:
Mr CC
A tenner each? Who is your son, Goldie???
Right, let's find my pliers, there's £300 sitting in my mouth!
I must be a really mum :shock:
The first tooth that comes out costs the Tooth Fairy a £1 .... the next three cost 50p and then bugger all for the next!
C x
Quote by red_931
Last tooth my son lost he ended up getting £5 for it. The tooth fairy came at night, then grandma gave him some more the day after.

this happened with my daughters too. every relative or friend they told gave them money.
when they had a tooth out at the dentist they got a being brave present too from my mum
Quote by sexyboy4
A tenner each? Who is your son, Goldie???
Right, let's find my pliers, there's £300 sitting in my mouth!

awww. I was gonna make that joke....
AAArgh!
You might want to look at this:

Then again, you might not.....
M69 :cry:
Quote by nealfiona
It depends on which teeth it is in our house, front teeth are £1, side teeth are 50p and back teeth are Luckly they've not had any fall out for a while.
F

Blimey.....I didn't know the tooth fairy had a price list!
well thank you blue for a graphic disciption :shock:
BB
One of our daughters front teeth fell out on Sunday, cost Dad £1. Used to be 50p until a friend told her last time one fell out that "oooo you'll be getting a quid from the tooth fairy tonight then"! smackbottom
Oh well cant complain, cos when they visit, they rob him blind too :giggle:
Quote by Marya
I forgot my tooth fairy duties with the last tooth she lost. The next day, i found her frantically scrubbing said tooth in the bathroom sink ... "It can't have been clean enough!"

Marya.... What you should have said was it was the tooth fairies night off.... rolleyes lol Well it worked for us anyway rotflmao
It's £1 in this house as well.... That's when I remember to put it there anyway :lol:
Shireen
xxx
P.S. Out of interest... Does anyone else keep all the teeth that fall out like I do????
With my eldest It was for the first tooth and a after that ... but with my youngest the two of them conspired against me... cost me for her first tooth - but her brother claimed half of it by telling her it should only have been a and she was tight if she didn't share....... rolleyes
Quote by Shireen_Mids
P.S. Out of interest... Does anyone else keep all the teeth that fall out like I do????

I do shireen ....
Freckles
xxxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I forgot my tooth fairy duties with the last tooth she lost. The next day, i found her frantically scrubbing said tooth in the bathroom sink ... "It can't have been clean enough!"

Marya.... What you should have said was it was the tooth fairies night off.... rolleyes lol Well it worked for us anyway rotflmao
It's £1 in this house as well.... That's when I remember to put it there anyway :lol:
Shireen
xxx
P.S. Out of interest... Does anyone else keep all the teeth that fall out like I do????
yep I keep my 7year olds teeth when they come out ................lord knows why you can't do anything with them :lol: :lol:
oh and it's whatever I've got in my purse £1 ,50p 25p that goes under his pillow.........
Quote by Shireen_Mids
P.S. Out of interest... Does anyone else keep all the teeth that fall out like I do????

I have and my mum still has all of mine too.
I am definately getting played on here then!!!......I think next time I will just tell her its £10 and give her it in coins (she cannot add money up yet so she will never know!!)
:evil2:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
P.S. Out of interest... Does anyone else keep all the teeth that fall out like I do????

yes so do I, sad lot arn't we lol :lol: :lol: but there again, not meaning to be gross, i still have the cord clamp that they use to tie off the cord on babies inwhen they are bornl anddddddd.......yup still got the cord in it. urggggggghhhhhh.
kaz xx
ps it £1 for front teeth and £2 for back in our house
Quote by Shireen_Mids
P.S. Out of interest... Does anyone else keep all the teeth that fall out like I do????

If things get a bit tight Shireen I will buy them of ya cos the buggers that I had fitted last year aint worth a light and I reckon that with a few teeth and a bag of pipe cleaners I can run myself up something that will fit better.
Was always £1 in my house too & yes i still have the teeth biggrin just not the kids they belonged to sad
Quote by Marya
It's a quid in our house too but if she goes to her dad's it could be a fiver, new skipping rope, game for the Gameboy ...... rolleyes

Ditto.
Is at least £2 if weekend dad gets em. As a rule, the kids rtake their teeth to his. I told em is where the fairy thinks they live.
I always dreaded the oldest ones teeth falling out, he sleeps in the top bunk and rooting about for a tooth whilst standing on another childs head is never easy, you have to put both feet on their head just to keep your balance. There has been a couple of times we have just left the coin having not found the tooth which has brought about some curious stories of tooth-fairies leaving notes to say apologies for not collecting the tooth but their sacks were full and would it be okay to pop by the next night, just give it to your dad he will know what to do with it etc.
I have always told the kids it was only silver coins fairies wanted becuse silver helped them do magic. Doesnt wash with them though as their pals all get a pound.