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I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....
Who's van is that?
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Who's van is that?

I have no idea, the avatar is of my gates taken from my driveway, the van is on the road, not 'on my land'!!!
Then I suggest you change it, eh???
:P
Quote by Jags
Then I suggest you change it, eh???
:P

maybe I should change my avatar to a photo of my new Butler ?
Don't mess around with me - your avatar is now gone. Please post a more suitable one.
rolleyes
Quote by The Shadow
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

And so you say 'Sorry, but it needs to go through my books, so put the VAT on.'
I don't see where there's a problem?
Phil.
Maybe you should say, my wife does the books, I'll check with her when she gets home fromthe VAT office.
Quote by JandPUK
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

And so you say 'Sorry, but it needs to go through my books, so put the VAT on.'
I don't see where there's a problem?
Phil.
I have now got my Vat receipt and paid by cheque, so it won't clear for him till after xmas now.....
Just really annoyed me that he knew it wouldn't help me and was just trying to line his own pocked,
Tempted to report him to inland revenue
Quote by The Shadow
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

thats the trouble with windows....it's all so transparent.
Remember your the customer he is getting paid by you to provide a service, you shoudn't have to feel bad when he is up to something dodgy!
The company I work for gets inspected at least once a year by the VAT office, and they go through everything, all petty cash, sales invoices, purchases invoices etc and make you feel about 1" tall and that you have been up to no good whilst they do it
If you want a reciept ask for one and make sure you get it.
Quote by The Shadow
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

we are doing you a favour by no vat on the bill i do it and as a matter of fact all my customers ask me first plus the work i do is guaranteed so its 17.5% more in your pocket .
as for the window falling out and landing on someone what tosh !!
were doing you the favour by charging you no vat it means a cheaper bill
im in property maintainance by the way
Quote by guy4fun
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

we are doing you a favour by no vat on the bill i do it and as a matter of fact all my customers ask me first plus the work i do is guaranteed so its 17.5% more in your pocket .
as for the window falling out and landing on someone what tosh !!
were doing you the favour by charging you no vat it means a cheaper bill
im in property maintainance by the way
If you are doing work for Joe Public then yes, it will be cheaper for them if you don't add the 17.5% VAT. However, most companies will be VAT registered and will be able to claim the VAT back from the Inland Revenue anyway so the only person you are doing a favour, in those circumstances, is yourself.
I'm an Accountant by the way. wink
The Inland Revenue don't collect the vat - Customs and Excise do.

Duh, I knew that, I fill a mountain of returns in every month. redface surprisedops: :oops: On a side issue, aren't they supposed to be merging soon anyway?
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The Inland Revenue don't collect the vat - Customs and Excise do.

Duh, I knew that, I fill a mountain of returns in every month. redface surprisedops: :oops: On a side issue, aren't they supposed to be merging soon anyway?
Hopefully they will merge yes.
Preferably at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean ! lol :lol: :lol:
Barstewards ! Bane of my life!
LOL, yup, that they are. We have 1 little Joint Venture company that very little goes through yet they insist every year on doing a VAT inspection on it. We have around 20 other JV's that they've never inspected in all the years I have been with the company.
- but he would be doing himself a favour by earning cash ie undeclared income and consequebtly lowering his tax bill.
That is what i ment
Hold on does it not matter how much income he earns per year to know if he is VAT registered??????? Not all self employed builders window fitters etc charge VAT. It depends on their overall income or am I behind the times here rolleyes :roll:
Quote by The Shadow
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

... and they probably quoted you a VAT inclusive price anyway!!! As you say, the only one who benefits is the cowboy ...
Quote by Edin BBW
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

we are doing you a favour by no vat on the bill i do it and as a matter of fact all my customers ask me first plus the work i do is guaranteed so its 17.5% more in your pocket .
as for the window falling out and landing on someone what tosh !!
were doing you the favour by charging you no vat it means a cheaper bill
im in property maintainance by the way
If you are doing work for Joe Public then yes, it will be cheaper for them if you don't add the 17.5% VAT. However, most companies will be VAT registered and will be able to claim the VAT back from the Inland Revenue anyway so the only person you are doing a favour, in those circumstances, is yourself.
I'm an Accountant by the way. wink
the majority of my work is for joe public who as i mentioned earlier always ask me if they can pay by cash minus the VAT and i always do this .P.S the customer is always right .
if it is a job for a business or a company the they always get a bill with vat and my vat No attached to it .
now here is a small little fact every self employed builder/tradesman does this .
Quote by guy4fun
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

we are doing you a favour by no vat on the bill i do it and as a matter of fact all my customers ask me first plus the work i do is guaranteed so its 17.5% more in your pocket .
as for the window falling out and landing on someone what tosh !!
were doing you the favour by charging you no vat it means a cheaper bill
im in property maintainance by the way
If you are doing work for Joe Public then yes, it will be cheaper for them if you don't add the 17.5% VAT. However, most companies will be VAT registered and will be able to claim the VAT back from the Inland Revenue anyway so the only person you are doing a favour, in those circumstances, is yourself.
I'm an Accountant by the way. wink
the majority of my work is for joe public who as i mentioned earlier always ask me if they can pay by cash minus the VAT and i always do this .P.S the customer is always right .
if it is a job for a business or a company the they always get a bill with vat and my vat No attached to it .
now here is a small little fact every self employed builder/tradesman does this .
Could you please tell us what else, every other trades man does, if asked?
Quote by foxylady 123
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

we are doing you a favour by no vat on the bill i do it and as a matter of fact all my customers ask me first plus the work i do is guaranteed so its 17.5% more in your pocket .
as for the window falling out and landing on someone what tosh !!
were doing you the favour by charging you no vat it means a cheaper bill
im in property maintainance by the way
If you are doing work for Joe Public then yes, it will be cheaper for them if you don't add the 17.5% VAT. However, most companies will be VAT registered and will be able to claim the VAT back from the Inland Revenue anyway so the only person you are doing a favour, in those circumstances, is yourself.
I'm an Accountant by the way. wink
the majority of my work is for joe public who as i mentioned earlier always ask me if they can pay by cash minus the VAT and i always do this .P.S the customer is always right .
if it is a job for a business or a company the they always get a bill with vat and my vat No attached to it .
now here is a small little fact every self employed builder/tradesman does this .
Could you please tell us what else, every other trades man does, if asked?
i get asked allsorts of things and i usually oblige in one way or another
Quote by guy4fun
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

we are doing you a favour by no vat on the bill i do it and as a matter of fact all my customers ask me first plus the work i do is guaranteed so its 17.5% more in your pocket .
as for the window falling out and landing on someone what tosh !!
were doing you the favour by charging you no vat it means a cheaper bill
im in property maintainance by the way
If you are doing work for Joe Public then yes, it will be cheaper for them if you don't add the 17.5% VAT. However, most companies will be VAT registered and will be able to claim the VAT back from the Inland Revenue anyway so the only person you are doing a favour, in those circumstances, is yourself.
I'm an Accountant by the way. wink
the majority of my work is for joe public who as i mentioned earlier always ask me if they can pay by cash minus the VAT and i always do this .P.S the customer is always right .
if it is a job for a business or a company the they always get a bill with vat and my vat No attached to it .
now here is a small little fact every self employed builder/tradesman does this .
Could you please tell us what else, every other trades man does, if asked?
i get asked allsorts of things and i usually oblige in one way or another
Ive got a hole that needs filling in!!! No vat invoice needed.
Quote by foxylady 123
I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....

we are doing you a favour by no vat on the bill i do it and as a matter of fact all my customers ask me first plus the work i do is guaranteed so its 17.5% more in your pocket .
as for the window falling out and landing on someone what tosh !!
were doing you the favour by charging you no vat it means a cheaper bill
im in property maintainance by the way
If you are doing work for Joe Public then yes, it will be cheaper for them if you don't add the 17.5% VAT. However, most companies will be VAT registered and will be able to claim the VAT back from the Inland Revenue anyway so the only person you are doing a favour, in those circumstances, is yourself.
I'm an Accountant by the way. wink
the majority of my work is for joe public who as i mentioned earlier always ask me if they can pay by cash minus the VAT and i always do this .P.S the customer is always right .
if it is a job for a business or a company the they always get a bill with vat and my vat No attached to it .
now here is a small little fact every self employed builder/tradesman does this .
Could you please tell us what else, every other trades man does, if asked?
i get asked allsorts of things and i usually oblige in one way or another
Ive got a whole that needs filling in!!!
sounds like an emergency call out to me , i,ll bring me plunger too just in case
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Ive got a hole that needs filling in!!! No vat invoice needed.

Just the one then?
I can do it today, special Xmas rate, no invoice but you will get a guarantee. cool
theres an offer you cant refuse , or can you
I am shocked - this thread has been up for 24 hours and yet still no Innuendo about tradesman entrance etc.
Must do better.................. wink
Well don't let us stop you making one biggrin