translater??????

21 Jan 2005

whats your preferances male femail blasck white?

the above is actually the WHOLE of a pm sent to me last night! rolleyes

from someone i have never even heard of, let alone spoke to.
now i am used to getting lots of strange, odd, short, crap pms.. but can anyone please explain to me where this was leading? confused

21 Jan 2005

Well they could be offering you a kitten or a puppy lol

, a baby :shock: , a component for use in assembling Ikea furniture rolleyes

.
Any other suggestions??????????

21 Jan 2005

Television sales man dear, they get everywhere. The `male female` bit refers to the type of plug on the aerial, the black and white speaks for itself.
Maybe they aren`t getting enough commission at work? dunno

Venusxxx

21 Jan 2005

I think this might have been a very tentative attempt at flirting WBB :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:
Did you flirt back :twisted:

21 Jan 2005

Flucking obvious innit? Are you a hermaphrodite zebra!!

21 Jan 2005

femail is an email from a female, but I have no idea what a blasck is confused

21 Jan 2005

Quote by Kit
Did you flirt back :twisted:

my reply was equally concise. it was .......

"sigh"

21 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe

Did you flirt back :twisted:

my reply was equally concise. it was .......

"sigh"

I see you are well versed in the art of 'flirting' lol

:lol: :lol:

21 Jan 2005

Sorry hun >
Would I send you an e-mail like that ? with the intention of a shag lol
Fred redface

ops:

21 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
whats your preferances male femail blasck white?

the above is actually the WHOLE of a pm sent to me last night! rolleyes

from someone i have never even heard of, let alone spoke to.
now i am used to getting lots of strange, odd, short, crap pms.. but can anyone please explain to me where this was leading? confused

It's Martian for "Fancy a shag?"
HTH

21 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe

Did you flirt back :twisted:

my reply was equally concise. it was .......

"sigh"

You wanna watch it.
<< Sigh >>
= ecstacy = orgasm
= contentment = chocolate
= loss o' patience = you'd like to shag him but he a 'bit young'
= FFS = get lost sucker.

21 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
It's Martian for "Fancy a shag?"

How do you know? Have you been propositioned by any Martians? Come on Ice, your public demands to know............... :shock:

21 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
It's Martian for "Fancy a shag?"

How do you know? Have you been propositioned by any Martians? Come on Ice, your public demands to know............... :shock:
I was abducted and subjected to all manner of indignities by a rampaging gang of triple-breasted Martian nymphomaniacs.
Elvis says he's staying awhile.

21 Jan 2005

I was abducted and subjected to all manner of indignities by a rampaging gang of triple-breasted Martian nymphomaniacs.

Which munch was that then?
:shock: :shock:
Bev
xx

21 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I was abducted and subjected to all manner of indignities by a rampaging gang of triple-breasted Martian nymphomaniacs.

Which munch was that then?
:shock: :shock:
Bev
xx
sigh!!
we did NOT have 3 breasts.. it was just a cake from the buffet fell down our tops!

21 Jan 2005

I can't recall who it was that felt my tits but he only used two hands, therefore I only have two tits, therefore I am not a martian and I didn't have cake down my shirt!!!(jellybabies maybe, but not cake)
Bev
xx

21 Jan 2005

'femail' - feminine email?
'blask' - dark coloured basque?

21 Jan 2005

Hmmm... must be our postman thinking of a wife... he can't spell either, he delivers enough letters to the wrong house anyway.

21 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I can't recall who it was that felt my tits but he only used two hands, therefore I only have two tits, therefore I am not a martian and I didn't have cake down my shirt!!!(jellybabies maybe, but not cake)
Bev
xx

Bev - was this at Notts Munch? How On earth did I miss you??? :shock: :shock:

21 Jan 2005

Same way as every other bugga - only Loo and Marcuso remember seeing me n Chris there :cry:
Wouldn't mind but Chris is 6'2" and I'm not exactly delicate enough to bloody disappear behind owt confused

Bev
xx

21 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
I was abducted and subjected to all manner of indignities by a rampaging gang of triple-breasted Martian nymphomaniacs.

Which munch was that then?
:shock: :shock:
Bev
xx
sigh!!
we did NOT have 3 breasts.. it was just a cake from the buffet fell down our tops!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

21 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Same way as every other bugga - only Loo and Marcuso remember seeing me n Chris there :cry:
Wouldn't mind but Chris is 6'2" and I'm not exactly delicate enough to bloody disappear behind owt
Bev
xx

i dont remember you there either! redface

but i think it might have been cos you were all drunk - you all looked soo blurred!
:lol:

21 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Same way as every other bugga - only Loo and Marcuso remember seeing me n Chris there :cry:
Wouldn't mind but Chris is 6'2" and I'm not exactly delicate enough to bloody disappear behind owt
Bev
xx

Oh well - have to make it up to you at next one :twisted: . I was the one "hiding" on the stairs most of the night!! My first one - very shy!!!! redface

21 Jan 2005

LOL I was the fat one with the pissed tall hubby lol

22 Jan 2005

My favourite one was

hi

Gripped my attention so I answered it

hi

Received the reply

r u out 2nite

my reply?

no

Sorry, I`ll cut a long story short next time....... confused

Venusxxx

22 Jan 2005

Quote by westerross
Flucking obvious innit? Are you a hermaphrodite zebra!!

f***** brilliant!! rotflmao

oh dear sometimes some guys ah you know I despair - hopefully ladies will realise not all guys are like that - some are worse just wait till I start PMing you ladies
lol

22 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
whats your preferances male femail blasck white?

the above is actually the WHOLE of a pm sent to me last night! rolleyes

from someone i have never even heard of, let alone spoke to.
now i am used to getting lots of strange, odd, short, crap pms.. but can anyone please explain to me where this was leading? confused

23 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV
whats your preferances male femail blasck white?

the above is actually the WHOLE of a pm sent to me last night! rolleyes

from someone i have never even heard of, let alone spoke to.
now i am used to getting lots of strange, odd, short, crap pms.. but can anyone please explain to me where this was leading? confused

Just PM him/ her back and explain that you you like energetic Trannys with their own tits, big dicks and can repeat for England. Don't forget to say that they have to have impeccable taste with regard to female underwear and have a multitude of role play costumes and endure a certain amount of pain also that they have to be fond of chains whips and feel at home in a dungeon. They have to be able to switch from female mode to male mode in an instant and have a villa in Spain, the south of France and a holiday home in the Caribbean. Oh yes and own a pair of thigh high leather boots a leather basque and a black leather cowboy hat. ..........If He/she complies with all the criteria then FFS give em my mobile number.
Judy
now you come to mention it........
judy hun - you have a pm! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: