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car/ lorry stickers being priced................................
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Quote by Sarah
car/ lorry stickers being priced................................
Wow - great idea! Does that mean I don't have to get a truck to have ashower in your place then??
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Quote by westerross
car/ lorry stickers being priced................................
Wow - great idea! Does that mean I don't have to get a truck to have ashower in your place then??
if you wish to have a shower here, then please let me know your ETA
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Quote by SirLee
shower stops available at mine
and overnight accommodation for the right person :twisted:
wonder if the boss would notice the extra fuel used if i do a slight diversion to m/k on my run from wakefield to manchester in the morning :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I think he might
:lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by Kitty
Eagers is the dark green truck with thongs hanging from the wing mirrors :twisted: :twisted:
What a picture you paint
:rotflmao: I guess we might have some difficulty having that adopted as the standard SH Truckers identification kit though!! 
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Quote by westerross
Eagers is the dark green truck with thongs hanging from the wing mirrors :twisted: :twisted:
What a picture you paint
:rotflmao: I guess we might have some difficulty having that adopted as the standard SH Truckers identification kit though!!Actually since I had my knicks knicked by some thieving bastard near Maidstone, I don't hang 'em out any longer. I do sometimes put a pair on the dash at the bottom of the windscreen when I'm playing though.
ops: :oops: :oops: I might stick a butterfly on my truck as I do tend to flit from one layby to another. :twisted:
A vehicle sticker sounds like a great idea.
:wink: You wouldn't believe the half of what we get to see!
:whistling: It's nice to know some of you think about us :P :P
On the whole I'd say that I find quite a large percentage of car drivers are courteous to us and try to be helpful and understanding. The ones that aren't and just see us as an obstacle to get round as quickly as possible frighten me sometimes with their lack of consideration for the consequences should they end up under our wheels, but then again, maybe the considerate ones are just respectful out of fear as they realise the consequences of a misjudged manoeuvre!
Maybe it's just a size thing? Speaking of which....................erm...................if you see a trucker and you think it's me, just ask to see their butterflies and their willy. You'll recognise me, if you're right, when I show you! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
There are some arsehole HGV drivers around too so be careful!
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Quote by Sarah
car/ lorry stickers being priced................................
Wow - great idea! Does that mean I don't have to get a truck to have ashower in your place then??
if you wish to have a shower here, then please let me know your ETA
I'd rather tell you when I'm coming instead.
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Ok, same difference isn't it??????????? just different words
just different words I got a Daewoo(? I know, I know ) D75, tipper, with a cage body and tail lift - do I count? It's got a blue cab and green cage and shit reliability and bulid quality that is unbelivable ( unless you think it was on the production line, on a Friday afternoon, before a Bank Holiday - with some of the people hearing of their redundancy that day, others with a drink problem, etc - you see I really rate it don't you? Anyway, I digress, do I count - or do I need a big boy's toy with an articulation?
Jim
Jim
Quote by SirLee
wonder if the boss would notice the extra fuel used if i do a slight diversion to m/k on my run from wakefield to manchester in the morning :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I've become quite adept at "hiding" extra mileage
After all, by the time I hand in my charts, "they're" not going to remember off hand whether the A1 was shut and I had to go via the M1 instead. And if I'm using the M1 - it's not much further out of my way to go somewhere else while I'm in the area.
Is it???
I've even "nipped" over the bridge into S. Wales instead of turning left at Bristol and down the M5. But was still on time for delivery next day near Taunton :shock:
And the trips off the A14 at Copdock, down the A12 by "mistake" will alwaysbe memorable
Or even running out of time on a Friday. Just so happens, at very convenient places :wink:
As for the fuel, as I'm out all week and fill up at least twice out on the road - as long as the mpg is good - amount of litres isn't really an issue.
LadyFeeBee - sadly, you are right. I don't get up Scotch very often at all these days. I think when I go back to work, I might look at going back on the fridges. Even if it's only for Lesmahagow change overs
And if MkII has found SH - No; I still don't need to wear a big coat when pulling a fridge :shock:
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If you ever want to divert to south wales dammie , just let me know and i'll show you around.
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Quote by Angelica also
If you ever want to divert to south wales dammie , just let me know and i'll show you around.
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So good an offer, I heard it twice
Thank you.
I was sat on Cardiff Gate a few months ago, and did wonder how far from there you two are.
I'd love to.
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LadyFeeBee - sadly, you are right. I don't get up Scotch very often at all these days. I think when I go back to work, I might look at going back on the fridges. Even if it's only for Lesmahagow change overs
Dammie, I can be in Lesmahagow in less than 15 mins and frequently am...... coffee in the Star Inn ok????
Might be able to stretch to a shower stop at mine
Don't dare come up here and not let me know ok? :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by dambuster
wonder if the boss would notice the extra fuel used if i do a slight diversion to m/k on my run from wakefield to manchester in the morning :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I've become quite adept at "hiding" extra mileage
I've even "nipped" over the bridge into S. Wales instead of turning left at Bristol and down the M5. But was still on time for delivery next day near Taunton :shock:
:shock: :shock: Costs a bleedin fortune to do that!!!! next time make sure your stay involves a meal voucher and shower availability ;)
Quote by Kitty
:shock: :shock: Costs a bleedin fortune to do that!!!! next time make sure your stay involves a meal voucher and shower availability ;)
The secret is to remember to hide the bridge tag under the bunk and actually pay cash.
That way, it doesn't register and show up at work
A very well spent (ish)
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Quote by Kitty
UPDATE for Misschief...
ES has just declared that given the weather forecast for tmrw he's going to drive along with his thong clad bum out of the window to continue working on his white bits during the week!!!
So he'll be easily recognisable now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I thought the thongs were hanging on the wing mirrors - that's what I've been looking out fer!! Why the Missy update - she's not interested in bums out the window is she??
Quote by westerross
UPDATE for Misschief...
ES has just declared that given the weather forecast for tmrw he's going to drive along with his thong clad bum out of the window to continue working on his white bits during the week!!!
So he'll be easily recognisable now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I thought the thongs were hanging on the wing mirrors - that's what I've been looking out fer!! Why the Missy update - she's not interested in bums out the window is she??
Missy asked if the guys had anything distinctive on the truck....a thong clad bum is definitely distinctive :twisted:
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Quote by Kitty
Missy asked if the guys had anything distinctive on the truck....a thong clad bum is definitely distinctive :twisted:
Ahem - I think I can agree with that!!
The best thing to do to light up a truckers day(or night in my case ,i work nights) is to slowly pull up along side and then show us a glimpse of stocking top....thats what causes accidents though.....but i love if any ladies are going down the M6 in the evenings then remember to give us a flash...you know you want to.
