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Anything with Michael Winner, loud, shouty Barry 'Cillit Bang' Scott, and the patronising Picture loan ads -'Josh...dads found yer scoodah'
but one of the daftest is the ad for a mobile phone company where its raining parts of clocks and people are running around in it....why does nobody get stabbed in the eye by a low flying cog or or get an hour hand in their ear?? dunno
what gets you reaching for the remote control when the ad break comes on?
Anything with a celebrity telling me to use a supermarket.
Bleeding Bob Hoskins and tescos -every little helps as the mermaid pissed into the ocean
Lisa Tarbuck on the checkout at Morrisons
Daft tart (unknown) goes to Iceland
Anything that goes use spot cream and pull birds
That Double Glazing advert with some bloke who is intent on shouting at you gets me :doh:

rolleyes
those beauty secrets with pentapeptides wtf biggrin
all car ads they just wrong redface
marks n sparks selling ya food cos it never really looks that good rolleyes
vanish and the stain is gone,,, thats y my sons clothes never comes clean then is it??? mad
200 reasons not to shop at morrisons
the best laugh ive had at them tho is the coco pops one sat watching it, my (blond) mate asks how they make the coco pops into a bridge... do they super glue them all together??? eh wtf that all about then lol
To be honest they all annoy me/us, they should only be shown at the end of each program rather than every 15 mins or so.
i have to agree with the dads found yer scoodah advert, and the way she drinks a cup of tea makes me want to just throttle her lol rolleyes
Ones that advertise sanitary towels etc.
They always show them at tea time too :shock:
louise xx
Quote by Alandtra69
i have to agree with the dads found yer scoodah advert, and the way she drinks a cup of tea makes me want to just throttle her lol rolleyes

Also, could she really be that naive to believe shes getting a good deal from them :roll:
Louise xx
Quote by Alandtra69
i have to agree with the dads found yer scoodah advert, and the way she drinks a cup of tea makes me want to just throttle her lol rolleyes

and the other one where the guys on the phone talking about a loan while his wife is video-ing him and he's talking about the rain and football...
The dubbed air freshener one with the kid siting on the loo saying "its all gone its all gone" :censored: mad
And then his mum out side the loo door sayin whats gone darling then he puts note, writen by an adult trying to write like a child, under the door. Grrrrrrr
And those purfume ones just silly rolleyes wtf are they on the people that think them up.
Not sure about adverts that annoy me....
I LOVE the boots adverts where they click them with stickers.... Especially the one with the kid on the swing
click click click click click lol
Sorry small things n all that
rolleyes
Quote by Catcorb
The dubbed air freshener one with the kid siting on the loo saying "its all gone its all gone" :censored: mad

I actually have to agree with this....
That kids voice goes thru meeeeeeeeeee :x :x
And those citron ones where the car turn into some kind of transformer like robot :borg:. If I bought a Citron and it didn't do that I would be on the phone to trade discriptions. wink
Quote by Lilmiss
The dubbed air freshener one with the kid siting on the loo saying "its all gone its all gone" :censored: mad

I actually have to agree with this....
That kids voice goes thru meeeeeeeeeee :x :x

Where is he going to get the pen and paper from, and then slide the paper under the door to his mother and run back to the loo!!
and the size of that bathroom as well!!
Quote by Sarah
The dubbed air freshener one with the kid siting on the loo saying "its all gone its all gone" :censored: mad

I actually have to agree with this....
That kids voice goes thru meeeeeeeeeee :x :x

Where is he going to get the pen and paper from, and then slide the paper under the door to his mother and run back to the loo!!
and the size of that bathroom as well!!
AND does he scuttle to the door after writing said note, with his pants round his ankles and a sh!tty bum???
hello picture? i want to talk about a loan.....
Bombs away!!!!!
- What about those MFI ones where people are having massive rows and as it enfolds we see that they are actually in the shop - all it does is makes me vaguely annoyed towards MFI
- I hate the smug fella who says "What's in YOUR wallet"
But I LOVE the Picture advert! lol
They all annoy me!
Just start getting interested in a good horror film and some daft advert like the buy one get one free window advert comes on mad
Tony wink
Now thats one set of adverts to get up yer nose mad :x . And why is it so often on blokes programmes.
"buy one, you get one free"
I said "you buy one you get one free"
mad
Tony wink
I have a remedy for all the annoying adverts....I Sky+ everything I want to watch then I watch my programmes later and fast forward all the ads!!! I can't remember the last time I watched a programme at the actual time it started. lol :lol:
there are some good ones
like the vinnie jones rac one " not the orange they're my favorite"
Quote by Catcorb
And those citron ones where the car turn into some kind of transformer like robot :borg:. If I bought a Citron and it didn't do that I would be on the phone to trade discriptions. wink

Mine does :smug:
the one that really annoys me is the stupid strongbow one evil ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate that :censored: ad
Don't watch ads anymore but the one that used to say " kills all known germs .....DEAD" Can you kill anything other than dead????I would have liked to see it kill some unknown germs too in the interests of fairness. :twisted:
i know its long gone now but the crazy frog advert ....... the song annoyed me so much i cannt even remember what it was advertising now confused
The Vauxhall (I think) ones, with the 2 kids pretending to be adults...........they annoy the hell out of me!!! AND another vote for the annoying Strongbow ads.
Don't get me started on the supermarket ads......constantly dropping prices eh? May as well say "We've been ripping you off for years so now we're dropping our prices so you don't go to Tesco's!"
I hate the one where they're talking about germs and "you wouldn't let your child eat off a street"... Yeah, I equally wouldn't let the little so... erm... darling eat with his mouth open, elbows on table and not using a knife and fork, or at the very least just a fork for chips. What happened to table manners?
Picture loans ad with the stereotype skinny bird in nice clothes, good make up and hair all done doing the filming while the unshaven, beer-gut-starting, footy-loving hubby phones the loan co. If that's not an indicator that women are supposed to make an effort with their appearance and men don't, I don't know what is.
And yes... I'm with you on the annoying dwarf in the green robe that yells that "you buy one, you get one free. I said You buy one, you get one free". I heard you the first time, and your accent is taking the enamel off my teeth at that volume...
On the other hand I love the Citroen ads with the car skating and dancing. The latest one is still good, but not as brilliant.
The adds with carol vordamann or however you spell her name telling you to consolidate all your loans into one easy payment.
Math expert i think not.
And the one that really pisses me off.
yes thats