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Two Bottles of Wine and a packet of Jags........please

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Someone save me from this woman. She drinks like a fish and can talk the arse of a Donkey.
I am in soooooo much trouble when she sees this. lol
Love
Wilma
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Boy is it good to see you Wilma!!
You haven't mentioned the snogs yet?? :twisted:
Snogs.............. I'm covered from head to toe..........Helllllllllllllllllllp!!!!
Good to be here Tune, though only a flying visit.
Love n snogs from the wee scotts woman
Love from me too
Wilma
x x x x
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Love n snogs from the wee scotts woman
Love from me too
Wilma
x x x x

redface redface redface cool cool cool
By the way that is Dino licking over your shoulder is it. I wonder if Horny Red knows where he is??
Dino may wander from time to time but he always comes home to mamma!!! lol lol lol
Love
Wilma
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BADWOMAN
BADWOMAN
i had two bottles of wine -you justt had one! Wimp!!
Fred and I are searcnhing for BBC Scotland -radical eh??
:shock: :shock:
i love in jokes................ rolleyes
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i had two bottles of wine -you jsut had one! Wimp!!
Fred and I are searcnhing for BBC Scotland -radicaleh??
:shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock: I think Wilma's keyboard is broken Jags wink
Shireen
xxx
Wilma rocks Shireen - totally but don't tell her cos it'll go to her head, or somewhere more relevant!!
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BADWOMAN
BADWOMAN
i had two bottles of wine -you jsut had one! Wimp!!
Fred and I are searcnhing for BBC Scotland -radicaleh??
:shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock: I think Wilma's keyboard is broken Jags wink
Shireen
xxx
That's her own keyboard Shireen she's just pissed.
As for IN jokes Postie ................ why not join in you are more than welcome.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Hello Mum!! wave wave wave wave wave
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

I love you Sarge. Come rest your head on my bosom.
Love
Mum
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That's her own keyboard Shireen she's just pissed.

rotflmao rotflmao I guessed that Wilma I just wasn't brave enough to say it lol
Hope you are all having a spiffingly good time biggrin
Shireen
xxx
P.S. Have you buried Fred under the patio yet?? wink
they're only in if you haven't read the past!
Sarge.I will never ever ever be your mum...sisister, cousin or aunt perhaps!!
lol
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Come rest your head on my bosom.

Sarge jumps into the tank and heads for Bedrock!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
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Come rest your head on my bosom.

Sarge jumps into the tank and heads for Bedrock!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

You can't swim far enough or well enough - prepare to drown!
lol
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Hello Mum!! wave wave wave wave wave
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

I love you Sarge. Come rest your head on my bosom.
Love
Mum
x x x x
You're Sarges Mum. :shock: You don't look anywhere near old enough (then again Eve probably wouldn't look old enough :P lol )
So if you're Sarges Mum, can you have a word with him about his behaviour? smackbottom :twisted:
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Come rest your head on my bosom.

Sarge jumps into the tank and heads for Bedrock!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

Keys is under plant pot. Step over Dino, you know which one is my room............... see you in a couple of hours, I'll lay your underwear out. wink
Fourth door is Jags room, walk quietly she bites!!! :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
NBADWOM
BADWOMAN
BADWOMAN
i had two bottles of wine -you jsut had one! Wimp!!
Fred and I are searcnhing for BBC Scotland -radicaleh??
:shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock: I think Wilma's keyboard is broken Jags wink
Shireen
xxx
That's her own keyboard Shireen she's just pissed.
As for IN jokes Postie ................ why not join in you are more than welcome.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Awwww , thanks wilma..... where do i start though?
Would love to dive in, but kinda don't want to spoil your fun.... so .......carry on...... and i'll catch up later...
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Come rest your head on my bosom.

Sarge jumps into the tank and heads for Bedrock!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

Keys is under plant pot. Step over Dino, you know which one is my room............... see you in a couple of hours, I'll lay your underwear out. wink
Fourth door is Jags room, walk quietly she bites!!! :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Wilma I think yer going to have a long time to wait - that tank is going round in circles - well it keeps going past my window anyway! I think the driver has got so excited he's only driving with one hand!! :twisted:
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Keys is under plant pot. Step over Dino, you know which one is my room............... see you in a couple of hours, I'll lay your underwear out. wink
Fourth door is Jags room, walk quietly she bites!!! :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x


I just had a peek at Bilko's undies.........wish I hadn't! :shock: :shock:
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Fourth door is Jags room, walk quietly she bites!!! :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Like a pitbull that one. Once Jags has her wicked teeth into you, there's no getting away. Mind you, yet to know anybody who wants to?
Matt stomps up the stairs of the Flinstones palace, knocking on every door just incase Jags has moved rooms. cool Yummy.
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Keys is under plant pot. Step over Dino, you know which one is my room............... see you in a couple of hours, I'll lay your underwear out. wink
Fourth door is Jags room, walk quietly she bites!!! :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x


I just had a peek at Bilko's undies.........wish I hadn't! :shock: :shock:
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P'raps that's why he's driving 'round in circles. I'd take a big detour before putting those on. Wilma Y?
WILMA kiss Long time no see smile
now have you met the new Dino... the other half or HornyRed... you would not want him waiting in the hall :twisted:
Hello Wilma!!!!!!!!!
Glad to see you have had a great times seeing Jags - hope to see you and Fred again - last time I remember I was rather medievally drunk and thinking about it the time before I was Nottingham drunk :shock: :shock: :shock: lol lol lol well these days I am sober lol but hope you are maybe at Leicester munch so we can have a chin wag!!!!!!!!!
Love Corriexxxx