Quote by freckledbird
wtf is tea bagging?
god i really must be innocent :shock:
I was just thinking the same thing :shock:
I was just thinking the same thing :shock:
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Typing before thinking/FIMFEM and FIMMEN!!!!
I was just thinking the same thing :shock:
Sex God
so you don't need to know that i take milk but no sugar ?
Quote by Vix
wtf is tea bagging?
god i really must be innocent :shock:
Look
That answers that one!!!
Not as interesting as i thought it'd be im slightly dissappointed!!
Sex God
Neil...do you shave ya bits lol...like pubes in me tea even less than i like sugar in it
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Neil...do you shave ya bits lol...like pubes in me tea even less than i like sugar in it
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Even worse when they get stuck inbetween your teeth :lol2:
Sex God
worse than that is if someone points it out to ya lol
Sex God
worse than that is if someone points it out to ya lol
oops not that i know about any of that, you understand (she says innocently)
think i did a bit of typing without thinking there clare
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worse than that is if someone points it out to ya lol
oops not that i know about any of that, you understand (she says innocently)
think i did a bit of typing without thinking there clare
So im not alone then,maybe we should start a club
Sex God
ok so what are the criteria for membership? is it just the talking without thinking or do the members have to be as innocent as we are clare?
Well you need to be innocent,smelly,do baaaad things with your fingers 
,type before you think,and want to get Neils belt off
,type before you think,and want to get Neils belt off
Sex God
is that all the time or is it acceptable only if they fit some of the criteria some of the time?
Some of the time,remember im not good at multitasking,i cant even think and type at the same time
Sex God
bloody hell! and i get accused of hijacking! sheesh!
this was meant to be a nice reassuring thread for clare, and somehow, you are all preoccupied with my bollox!
vix . . . that whole teabag things disgusting . . . but i find mwself strangely aroused!
mrs xxdevil69 . . . not sure you should be pinning me down cos i can't fight back . . . but who am i to argue if you fancy a tussle?
frecklebird . . . of course i bloody shave 'em what do you take me for? and i have the scars to prove it! <<< humph! >>>
now can we get back on bloody topic or what?
n x x x x :P
this was meant to be a nice reassuring thread for clare, and somehow, you are all preoccupied with my bollox!
vix . . . that whole teabag things disgusting . . . but i find mwself strangely aroused!
mrs xxdevil69 . . . not sure you should be pinning me down cos i can't fight back . . . but who am i to argue if you fancy a tussle?
frecklebird . . . of course i bloody shave 'em what do you take me for? and i have the scars to prove it! <<< humph! >>>
now can we get back on bloody topic or what?
n x x x x :P
Don't worry Neil im well reassured now,and hey arent i allowed to hi-jack me own thread????
and im not starting an argument either
and im not starting an argument either
Sex God
ermmm exactly who will you be tying up and gagging? and are they ticklish?
Clare? Claaaaaare??
Would you consider being a Swinging Heaven Union Communications Officer? I believe you are more than well suited to the job as you talk or type first and think later.
Should you wish to take on this prestigious position, kindly insert the following into your sig.
SHUnion Communications Officer
Would you consider being a Swinging Heaven Union Communications Officer? I believe you are more than well suited to the job as you talk or type first and think later.
Should you wish to take on this prestigious position, kindly insert the following into your sig.
SHUnion Communications Officer
Sex God
am i the only person with no job title????
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am i the only person with no job title????
No darlin.
What do you think your role in the SHU should be? What qualities and strengths could you bring? What position would suit you best? ;)
Let's have a 1 - 1 conference/brainstorming session and see what we can cobble together.
Sex God
Quote by Vix
am i the only person with no job title????
No darlin.
What do you think your role in the SHU should be? What qualities and strengths could you bring? What position would suit you best? ;)
Let's have a 1 - 1 conference/brainstorming session and see what we can cobble together.
lol this might be a looooonnnnnnngggggg process.. i better bring some refreshemnts! lol
Sex God
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What position would suit you best? ;)
I think she'd be ideal for managing the endowment, imho. ;)
~Reese!
P.S. Ooh! Just realized that I don't have a title, either! :cry:
Sex God
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
and you if you'd like
oooooooooo i'd like i'd like
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Clare? Claaaaaare??
Would you consider being a Swinging Heaven Union Communications Officer? I believe you are more than well suited to the job as you talk or type first and think later.
Should you wish to take on this prestigious position, kindly insert the following into your sig.
SHUnion Communications Officer
Oh go on then,its not as if my sig isnt big enough already
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If you want sympathy... look it up in the dictionary... its between shit and syphilis!
Gee thanks,so you think im worthy of that tirade of abuse,eh do you do you???? :sparring:
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having me bollox out on display to the entire pub
OMG u do that ????
(ps can i watch)
oi!
no you bloody can't watch! cos it won't be bloody happening thistime i can tell yer! ;)((( unless calista and clare and dawn have their wicked way with me?
)))n x x x x
:bounce: is that a promise .... chants Calista's on a promise with Neil .. Calista's on a promise with neil!!! and I'm first in the queue :twisted:
Neil makes sure the belt is a good un .... I know I promised to leave it alone this time .. but ... well erm ...
Anyway.......
So anyone else have this foot in mouth disease thingy then???
So anyone else have this foot in mouth disease thingy then???
