I am being invaded by the creatures of the night and not just any old creatures of the night - ferkin GIANT creatures of the night :shock:
I have a moth the size of a flasher's raincoat flittering around my head, 4 flying daddy-long-legs making themselves at home on the wall and to top it off .... the MOTHER OF ALL SPIDERS has just calmly strolled across my monitor. I am not afraid of spiders and usually let them be (they eat all the other nasties) but this beast looks too bloody big to be a regular house spider - so I am treating it with extra caution and will attempt to catch the monster when I find something big enough to capture it in.
If I should disappear offline for a few days - send help - it has probably got me! :shock:
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Under attack!!!!!
Sexpert
picks up max (iguana) and asks directions to pololady's place so it can eat the spider in revenge ...
matt
matt
Sex God
Trap it, gas it, skin it, make yourself a pair of thumbless gloves.
I think you might have something similar to one we had a few years back which.....and this isn't a lie....we could here it bloody walk up the wall :shock:
I think you might have something similar to one we had a few years back which.....and this isn't a lie....we could here it bloody walk up the wall :shock:
Quote by davej
Trap it, gas it, skin it, make yourself a pair of thumbless gloves.
I think you might have something similar to one we had a few years back which.....and this isn't a lie....we could here it bloody walk up the wall :shock:
Yes I think I can hear it under the desk (tapping the chicken bones together). :shock:
I am trying to think - have a bought a large bunch of bananas lately or a tropical plant?
Quote by tanglewood72
ok, i hate spiders too - my rule is if i can see the 'knee' joints, i kill em!
this worked when i had a one living in my workshop - found its web, smashed it up, waited for it to come and repair it, and torched him with carb cleaner aerasol and a lighter!!!!
I really don't mind spiders at all - I usually leave them to go about their business.
But this mother flucker is like having an extra lodger. I am concerned it is not native to these shores :shock:
I HATE spiders and they always come to visit when the Laird is away somewhere overnight cause they KNOW I'm home alone :shock:
Do what I do........
Firstly, spray the spider with Extra firm hold hairspray (at least half a can ought to do it
).
This stops the bugger from running away or spinning a web. It's like watching it go solid in slow motion
Then, smash it with a really big saucepan. Bit messy, especially the BIG ones but problem solved :lol:
I know, I'm not very nice but I have a wicked streak runs through me :twisted:
Fee
XX
Do what I do........
Firstly, spray the spider with Extra firm hold hairspray (at least half a can ought to do it
).This stops the bugger from running away or spinning a web. It's like watching it go solid in slow motion
Then, smash it with a really big saucepan. Bit messy, especially the BIG ones but problem solved :lol:
I know, I'm not very nice but I have a wicked streak runs through me :twisted:
Fee
XX
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I HATE spiders and they always come to visit when the Laird is away somewhere overnight cause they KNOW I'm home alone :shock:
Do what I do........
Firstly, spray the spider with Extra firm hold hairspray (at least half a can ought to do it
This stops the bugger from running away or spinning a web. It's like watching it go solid in slow motion
Then, smash it with a really big saucepan. Bit messy, especially the BIG ones but problem solved :lol:
I know, I'm not very nice but I have a wicked streak runs through me :twisted:
Fee
XX
lmao i used to spray them with hair spray its ace u watch them get slower and s-l-o-w-e-r :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I HATE spiders and they always come to visit when the Laird is away somewhere overnight cause they KNOW I'm home alone :shock:
Do what I do........
Firstly, spray the spider with Extra firm hold hairspray (at least half a can ought to do it
This stops the bugger from running away or spinning a web. It's like watching it go solid in slow motion
Then, smash it with a really big saucepan. Bit messy, especially the BIG ones but problem solved :lol:
I know, I'm not very nice but I have a wicked streak runs through me :twisted:
Fee
XX
lmao i used to spray them with hair spray its ace u watch them get slower and s-l-o-w-e-r :lol:
I know it's cruel but if the spider is on the wall above head height, then at least its not going to land on my head trying to get away !!
Also if there's one on the floor and it runs away and hides, I can't sleep till I've found it and dealt with it.
Fee
XX
Quote by PoloLady
I really don't mind spiders at all - I usually leave them to go about their business.
phewwwwww
But this mother flucker is like having an extra lodger. I am concerned it is not native to these shores :shock:
who you calling a mother fooker!
ooo polo!!!!
Debbiewebs coming to get you you!
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
IDo what I do........
Firstly, spray the spider with Extra firm hold hairspray (at least half a can ought to do it
This stops the bugger from running away or spinning a web. It's like watching it go solid in slow motion
Fee
XX
I got a feeling that some hairspray ain't gonna be that effective on this bugger, cos from what PoloLady has said, it's big enough to chuck a saddle on it's back and ride it outa the house :shock:
Quote by davej
IDo what I do........
Firstly, spray the spider with Extra firm hold hairspray (at least half a can ought to do it
This stops the bugger from running away or spinning a web. It's like watching it go solid in slow motion
Fee
XX
I got a feeling that some hairspray ain't gonna be that effective on this bugger, cos from what PoloLady has said, it's big enough to chuck a saddle on it's back and ride it outa the house :shock:
You beat me to it Dave.........that was going to be my next suggestion !! :lol2:
Then just run over it in the car
Fee
XX
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Just think of the environmental benefits of Spider travel :shock:
No green house gasses, just plonk a saddle on it fit it with reins and hey presto free travelling
not sure it would be that good for dogging though :shock: I suppose it would have to become spidering
You missed one..............Blacksmiths get twice as much shoe work.
