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I have a fan club
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: cool
Unknown User
where did my fan club go dunno
I had just designed a membership form with lots of sexually demanding small-print :small-print:
I never got around to collecting the membership fees :doh:
Come back! The first 100 members join free!*
* subject to terms and conditions expressed in section 4 paragraph 7-15
racer3
Sexpert
i think i have to start a 'save the bush' campaign. Just think ladies, no more pain, rashes or itchy bits. Hope you can hang on for the 2 weeks polo, guess you might have some stubble thi lol :lol:
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Quote by racer3
i think i have to start a 'save the bush' campaign. Just think ladies, no more pain, rashes or itchy bits. Hope you can hang on for the 2 weeks polo, guess you might have some stubble thi lol :lol:

PoloLady, are you "off the road" for a fortnight?
Does that mean I've taken the wrong week off work ffs???
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster
i think i have to start a 'save the bush' campaign. Just think ladies, no more pain, rashes or itchy bits. Hope you can hang on for the 2 weeks polo, guess you might have some stubble thi lol :lol:

PoloLady, are you "off the road" for a fortnight?
Does that mean I've taken the wrong week off work ffs???
F*ck that.... a fortnight!
No I think racer is refering to the essex munch and giving the ol' cock-cave a belated kiss better.
If I aint ready to get back into action by wednesday at the latest - there will be hell to pay!
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Quote by PoloLady
If I aint ready to get back into action by wednesday at the latest - there will be hell to pay!

Well, for Wednesday; you could always make the trip up the M1 to J30 for this,
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31444.html
Or dare I say even look at this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/32640.html redface
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster

If I aint ready to get back into action by wednesday at the latest - there will be hell to pay!

Well, for Wednesday; you could always make the trip up the M1 to J30 for this,
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31444.html
Or dare I say even look at this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/32640.html redface
:shock:
rolleyes
lol
:twisted:
MQ
Sex God
Does anyone actually have a foolproof, pain free pubic hair removal system? I really need this!
Unknown User
Quote by MQ
Does anyone actually have a foolproof, pain free pubic hair removal system? I really need this!

There isn't one! Not that gives you that silky satin end result.
Shaving - unless you go against the grain you get instand stubble. Going against the grain gives you in-growing hairs - hence the rash
oops got to go - will finish this later
Unknown User
Quote by MQ
Does anyone actually have a foolproof, pain free pubic hair removal system? I really need this!

I recently tried LucyTV's suggestion of plucking as I suffer really bad with ingrowing hairs and rashes on my bikini line....
Its fantastic, and although it takes a while the first time maintaining it is really easy. I dont pluck all the way down though as that is too painful but I find it really easy to shave the "delicate" bits....
Shireen
xxx
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
blink no offers to kiss it better then confused

PoloLady... you know you dont have to ask, just bend over.
I was just getting some ice cubes from the freezer to help ease the pain a bit ;-)
blueis
Master of Sex
Quote by spideyuk
blink no offers to kiss it better then confused

PoloLady... you know you dont have to ask, just bend over.
I was just getting some ice cubes from the freezer to help ease the pain a bit ;-)
careful now, you'll give her frostbite and the last thing PL needs is a frosty fanny.
BaldEagle
Casanova
Just a thought and a query.
It it said your "ears are burning" if someone is talking about you. So, if your fanny is burning, does that mean someone os masturbating thinking about you ??
MQ
Sex God
Quote by BaldEagle
Just a thought and a query.
It it said your "ears are burning" if someone is talking about you. So, if your fanny is burning, does that mean someone os masturbating thinking about you ??

Interesting theory! I bet lots of guys (and girls!) think about VIx wink :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by BaldEagle
Just a thought and a query.
It it said your "ears are burning" if someone is talking about you. So, if your fanny is burning, does that mean someone os masturbating thinking about you ??

If that is true - someone is having the wank of his life! mad B*stard :x
Unknown User
Firey Flange Update
Please imagine the following text in a Newcastle accent.
Day 5 in the Bugga'd Beaver House.
Things have been quiet in the Bugga'd Beaver House. Havin spent 2 days locked in a conference Polo's precious pleasure palace has been havin a rest. She's still a tiny bit sore, but it is getting back to normal. Because she has not been able to undertaking any of the tasks requested by PM, she has not been allowed to nominate any of the cafe house mates for erection.
If she's not nominated anyone for erection by friday, the Buggar'd Beaver psychiatrists think she'll be in with the chickens, chasing the cock.
The big question is, how long before she comes to the Dirty Diary room and is sitting infront of the cam?
BaldEagle
Casanova
Glad to hear it's getting better biggrin , maybe that's because I've stopped masturbating over your avatar.... Voodoo Doll style :rascal:
(ref "ears burning" post above - no malicous intent)
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
blink no offers to kiss it better then confused

I'm puckering up as I type.... :blink: innocent
kristof
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
blink no offers to kiss it better then confused

I would have offered sooner but wasnt around at the right time sad
Quote by PoloLady
Have you ever noticed when your pussy is sore.... it is wet all the time. Mine has been soaking wet for the past few days - what a bloody waste!

Well I could perhaps apply some patent pending tongue massage to try and sort this redface
Quote by PoloLady
where did my fan club go dunno
I had just designed a membership form with lots of sexually demanding small-print :small-print:
I never got around to collecting the membership fees :doh:
Come back! The first 100 members join free!*
* subject to terms and conditions expressed in section 4 paragraph 7-15

OOIIII you didnt leave a link saying where to sign up :(
Cassiopeia
Sex God
Is there just no Veet type hair removal cream for THAT area? Im surprised, maybe we have found a niche in the market! lol
I usually shave using King of Shaves Oil with shaving foam on top and find i hardly get any rash at all, if any. Id like it to last longer, but im too scared for waxing :shock:
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Quote by GenHertsCpl
Is there just no Veet type hair removal cream for THAT area? Im surprised, maybe we have found a niche in the market! lol
I usually shave using King of Shaves Oil with shaving foam on top and find i hardly get any rash at all, if any. Id like it to last longer, but im too scared for waxing :shock:

I have tried most of the bikini area creams - bloody useless!
I might try returning to the razor and use an after-balm - this is meant to reduce the risk of the rash. But still, to get a really smooth finish you do have to shave against the direction of the hair growth, which stll leaves the likelyhood of in-growing hairs.