Use of the F word.....

6 Jun 2004

Apologies if this is a repeat.....(I suspect it may be)
We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word!
There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:
10. "What the f__ was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Look at all them f__ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any F___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so f__ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1928
6. "How the f__ did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126BC
5. "You want WHAT on the f__ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the f__ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered f__ing showers...My Ass! ' - Noah, 4314BC
2 "Aw c'mon. Who the F__'s going to find out? " -Bill Clinton, 1999
And number #1.... (drum roll...)
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f__ing mad !! " - Saddam Hussein, 2003

6 Jun 2004

i think it HAS been posted before (Mr>Fc probably) but it is just as funny the second time round!!!!!
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6 Jun 2004

I thought Gordon Ramsay filled all top ten places, and probably the next twenty too
and I may say rightly so, the man is a giant in the Kitchen
Have a good service ( now there is a word of many meanings!)
Gilbert

6 Jun 2004

TY WBB
However if it is a repeat - maybe some kind mod can delete it for me when they spot it.

6 Jun 2004

Does that mean that mean that, "F*** Me F*** me" F*** Me Harder" are not acceptable??

6 Jun 2004

Fuckity Fuck!!! There ........said it!!!! (Copyright Jags 2004)
FFS (copyright Fred 2004)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

6 Jun 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Fuckity Fuck!!! There ........said it!!!! (Copyright Jags 2004)
FFS (copyright Fred 2004)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Okay Okay - 13acceptable uses!!!!!!

6 Jun 2004

"Those stupid f***ing americans will never find me in here" Saddam Hussein, 2004

7 Jun 2004

You have of course missed out the great Shakespearian classic :
"Is this a F_____ dagger I see before me , or wot ?"

7 Jun 2004

"That's one big f***ing iceberg!" Captain of the Titanic, 1912

7 Jun 2004

Where the f--- did he come from
barichello germany last weekend
How the f---did I lose that
Corija french open yesterday rolleyes

7 Jun 2004

"How the f*** was I supposed to know he didn't have any f***ing weapons of mass destruction?" Tony Blair, 2003

7 Jun 2004

"Well F-ck you then. I'm going for a walk." Captain Oates to Captain Scott in 1912
extreme use of the f word..... "Lets Fu-k the fu-king f-ckers"
but i've no objection to dirty talk in general.. Just not in the chat room! Unless its extremely funny!
Thanks for the post though. Very amusing!! xx

7 Jun 2004

"Great, there's no f***ing way they're going to re-elect me after this!" George W. Bush/Tony Blair 2004