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Typical…….. years and years….. then you get a load of princess’s all come by at the same time……. 
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
LOL and aren't you the besotted oneMind you she is gorgeous, she says trying not to have a jealous tone to her voice
, tis not fair one person should have all the gorgeous genes, bluddy selfish I say
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Babe........ you know you are my bestest swinging heaven friend, and you are (if not more) gorgeous…. You are my princess on here, and always will be........ it is just down to timing…. And you know the situation will change!!
Oh Oh Oh - and wait oh, I've just found a clever way to bring the thread back on topic
I of course am not a Princsess :cry: I don't mind. My full name is CelticQueen - but sounded too pretentious (and a bit like a drag artist) so shortened it to celticq.
Got the name from this song by the wonderful Saw Doctors
£25 would do me fine
I’d buy us dinner and a bottle of wine
if the way to your heart was along those lines
£25 would do me fine
I bet £25 on the
a 10 to 1 shot called Celtic Queen
you're a Celtic woman and you're seventeen
I lost £25 in the
you can keep all the money in the whole wide world
all I want is a pretty girl
if me and her don't have the crack
I want my £25 back
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I of course am not a Princsess :cry: I don't mind. My full name is CelticQueen - but sounded too pretentious (and a bit like a drag artist) so shortened it to celticq.
Got the name from this song by the wonderful Saw Doctors
£25 would do me fine
I’d buy us dinner and a bottle of wine
if the way to your heart was along those lines
£25 would do me fine
I bet £25 on the
a 10 to 1 shot called Celtic Queen
you're a Celtic woman and you're seventeen
I lost £25 in the
you can keep all the money in the whole wide world
all I want is a pretty girl
if me and her don't have the crack
I want my £25 back
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Sex God
Quote by celticq
I do hope you are not implying the good ladies of this site are like buses :shock:
Oh dear....... it appears that even Frogs can dig very deep holes that require a ladder to climb out of.........
No I didn’t imply that…. honest
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Sex God
celticq wrote:
Hold very tight please! Ding ding! :lol: :lol:
Mike.
I do hope you are not implying the good ladies of this site are like buses
Hold very tight please! Ding ding!
:lol: :lol: Mike.
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
Hold very tight please! Ding ding!
Mike.
More room on top !!!
Why demarchii?
Liked the sound of it way back when. The fully name is Portia Demarchii. Well, when I've got me dress on anyway.
Why Portia - it sounds like a car! I don't hear you cry, but I imagined it anyway.
I liked that too. But I can provide a flippant answer. (How did you know I was going to say that?)
I use the name because I am like the car. I'm sexy, I'm fast, my undercarriage has rubber on it, I growl when I am REALLY going fast, and like the car - all your mates look dead jealous when they see you riding me...
I thank you!
D
xxx
Liked the sound of it way back when. The fully name is Portia Demarchii. Well, when I've got me dress on anyway.
Why Portia - it sounds like a car! I don't hear you cry, but I imagined it anyway.
I liked that too. But I can provide a flippant answer. (How did you know I was going to say that?)
I use the name because I am like the car. I'm sexy, I'm fast, my undercarriage has rubber on it, I growl when I am REALLY going fast, and like the car - all your mates look dead jealous when they see you riding me...
I thank you!
D
xxx
Sex God
well my username came about cos.. i want on an inferior site..... and everyone had very descriptive names... i think i am quitye nice(the babe bit) and i do have rather big boobs (the well busty bit) so i became WBB, i then went on another site and then this one.. but as i knew some people from before.. decided to keep the same name so as not to confuse anyone.
Sex God
Quote by J3diMast3r
Easy's probably easy because he's a slapper ... or so I hear
OI! Do you mind.
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm called easy because I'm so easy-going (yeah-right) :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
TE I've worked out where your name comes from and forgotten again.
Any chance of a small clue? Blimey. Mine is just so brap. Vix from My site. VixPix because they are pictures of me. Baptised Victoria. Known as Vic (amongst other things 
). Usually known on the 'net as vicblenks.
RSAB2 - I did not know, but now I do. Good movie. Very 'dated' in the best possible way. Is a social commentary of the time. (Or am I reading too much into a silly movie?)
Damn 'B' was ugly!! And 'R' & 'S' were no oil paintings either.
). Usually known on the 'net as vicblenks.RSAB2 - I did not know, but now I do. Good movie. Very 'dated' in the best possible way. Is a social commentary of the time. (Or am I reading too much into a silly movie?)
Damn 'B' was ugly!! And 'R' & 'S' were no oil paintings either.
Quote by Vix
Blimey. Mine is just so brap. Vix from My site. VixPix because they are pictures of me. Baptised Victoria. Known as Vic (amongst other things
RSAB2 - I did not know, but now I do. Good movie. Very 'dated' in the best possible way. Is a social commentary of the time. (Or am I reading too much into a silly movie?)
Damn 'B' was ugly!! And 'R' & 'S' were no oil paintings either.
hehe very true vix
fuck shaggin b regardless or r and s!!I thought Vix might have been short for vixen??
The Mister part of my name came from popping into the chatroom for the 1st time with a fairly neutral name and getting pvts from loads of single blokes asking if I was m or f, so I decided to make it bleedin' obvious that I'm male.
The Discreet came from wanting a name that would appeal to advertisers... discreet was about the only requirement that people often make that I thought would turn into a suitable name (Mr_Heavycummer, Mr_Vwe and Mr_canaccommodatedaytimesonly, anyone?).
Mr then became Mister simply because someone else took the names Mr_D and Mr_Discreet with my e-mail provider first.
The Discreet came from wanting a name that would appeal to advertisers... discreet was about the only requirement that people often make that I thought would turn into a suitable name (Mr_Heavycummer, Mr_Vwe and Mr_canaccommodatedaytimesonly, anyone?).
Mr then became Mister simply because someone else took the names Mr_D and Mr_Discreet with my e-mail provider first.
Sex God
Quote by RSAB2
It's an eighties cult film, involving three main characters, our nic is the initials of the film title!
Wooohooo!! I have FINALLY figured it out. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Vix
RSAB2 - I did not know, but now I do. Good movie. Very 'dated' in the best possible way. Is a social commentary of the time. (Or am I reading too much into a silly movie?)
Damn 'B' was ugly!! And 'R' & 'S' were no oil paintings either.
Thamk you Vix, I would never have got it without your clue
My nick came about by chance, used to be on miRC a lot and Morbius used to haunt a few "ahem" cybersex rooms. I changed my nick to Calista (Xena was on the telly and I thought Calisto, one of the characters was to obvious) and hit on him ....
Struggled to keep a straight face (sat back to back) with him cybering me (he's very good btw) and eventually burst out laughing :shock:. He refused to speak to me for a week LOLOLOLOL
My other online nick that people may pick up on is Aelexya ... this is a vampirical character picked to match the nick Morbius (another vampire). That's a whole other story :twisted:
Morbius just gave me some of these after I accused him of a "few" ... it was only one apparently!!!!! :shock:
Struggled to keep a straight face (sat back to back) with him cybering me (he's very good btw) and eventually burst out laughing :shock:. He refused to speak to me for a week LOLOLOLOL
My other online nick that people may pick up on is Aelexya ... this is a vampirical character picked to match the nick Morbius (another vampire). That's a whole other story :twisted:
Morbius just gave me some of these after I accused him of a "few" ... it was only one apparently!!!!! :shock: My Nick was a kinda easy one to pick We used to have our own pub..And on the food side of things we sold baps (Bread rolls). Peeps used to come rushing in especially on football days and shout " Quick Lucy any wee baps left ? bus is waiting .!!. Then hubby started calling me by the nick, And me lads so it kinda stuck. I thought it would b good food for thought Certainly the mind boggles. Imagination indeed! Get ur minds out of the gutter U mucky lot 
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Certainly the mind boggles. Imagination indeed! Get ur minds out of the gutter U mucky lot hwoar: 
Sex God
Quote by lucyweebaps
My Nick was a kinda easy one to pick We used to have our own pub..And on the food side of things we sold baps (Bread rolls). Peeps used to come rushing in especially on football days and shout " Quick Lucy any wee baps left ? bus is waiting .!!. Then hubby started calling me by the nick, And me lads so it kinda stuck. I thought it would b good food for thought
awww... right... and i thought it was because you had small boobs....
:D :D god i have a twisted mind...mine is just short for "sarcastic spice" it is what they use to call me at work... :D i have a sharp tongue at the best of times and insult the general public as much as i can humanly get away with it.......expect for the time i shouted "nice pins" at a woman who walked past the shop.. obviously blamed the poor chap next to me... :D
sean xxxxxxx
Sex God
Quote by easy
TE I've worked out where your name comes from and forgotten again.
It's a play on one word, which I split into two. The one word describes erectile flesh - tumescence (God I wish I'd never chosen it now!). I'm just glad people call me Tune or TE. Otherwise if they call it out at a munch it's like saying:
"Hey Stiff Prick!! How are you!!!?"
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