I remember a conversation about not puking, and how I hadn`t drunk to that extreme for over two years, that I am FAR too sensible..........
I wake up this morning to a bath full of puke (I really wish I hadn`t eaten those mushrooms), and I`m so dehydrated I`m practically a mummy.
To all those going to the Pompey munch, we`ll be the green couple in the corner (I wasn`t the only one who hurled)
I shall crawl back into my hole now................
Venusxxx
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Vague recollections of being a prat............
Sex God
Nemind hun .if it dont kill ya it'll make ya stronger 
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I`m looking for the e-mail address of the pub, so I can sent an email to the landlord about his `selling dangerous substances`
SOMETHING SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT THIS MADMAN!!!:x :x
Venusxxx
Ive been doing that for years and it still doesnt just ignore me when i complain and give me another drink
Sex God
Youre quite right of course . Did anyone there manage to get a photograph of the barman forcing your arm behind your back and making you drink like that ?? 
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Youre quite right of course . Did anyone there manage to get a photograph of the barman forcing your arm behind your back and making you drink like that ??
Unfortunately no, neither was the madman who lined up the Murphy`s, Navy rum, Double Vodka and tonic, and the vodka and coke in front of me caught on film either
Venusxxx
Sex God
LOOK OUT, SHE'S GOING TO BLOW........
<evil laugh>
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:
<evil laugh>
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:
Sex God
Easy - that is VILE!
Mod
Yes, but nice brekkies though!!
Honest Mal
Honest Mal
Sex God
was just sat here looking at the image I posted and wondering if that's it's own cold, congealed grease it's sat in?
If that doesn't get her spewing, nothing will. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
If that doesn't get her spewing, nothing will. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
I'm eating a nice healthy apple at the mo, you can keep your greasy shit! 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
Oh, Venus... ...hope you're having a good sleep and wake up feeling brill (so you can do it all over again).
~Reese!
~Reese!
Quote by VenusnMars
I wake up this morning to a bath full of puke (I really wish I hadn`t eaten those mushrooms), and I`m so dehydrated I`m practically a mummy.
Venusxxx
The last time I was sick (also, embarrassingly recent) it was the mushrooms from the Morrison's brekkie I'd consumed 9 hours earlier that were blocking the sink. What is it with mushrooms?
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Apparently my other passion is drinking..........
I`m sooooooo gonna regret this in the morning!
Venusxxx
Venus may I draw your attention to a previous thread.
I think.... many a true word............................
Rich XX
I didn`t regret that one!
Easy, I hate you.
Venusxxx
Oh, this morning I tried to repair my daughter`s shattered perception of her parents, asking her if she `appreciated the HUGE sacrifice we had both made in an attempt to display the evils of alcohol overconsumption`
Her reply?
`Sacrifice my arse!`
`But what did you learn from last night?` I ask her.
`That next time you two want me to babysit so you can pop down the local, you can bugger off`.
She`s 13
Venusxxx
Her reply?
`Sacrifice my arse!`
`But what did you learn from last night?` I ask her.
`That next time you two want me to babysit so you can pop down the local, you can bugger off`.
She`s 13
Venusxxx
Sex God
At least she didn't say "Next time you two want me to babysit while you go swinging, you can bugger off!"
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