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Thank you for my valentines!
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Sex God
Quote by anais
For Sarah
Happy Valentines Day
Thank you
<<<< pm box that way!
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
strictly reserved!!!
Something you could never be accused of lol
You suggesting I have been tarting and perving??
:bounce:
Sex God
To Penile
Its been two long years
Of foreplay :dry:
Here's to the next two
Thanks for being a good friend
Its been two long years
Of foreplay :dry:
Here's to the next two
Thanks for being a good friend
Sex God
Niceguysdoexist
Happy Valentines Day, thinking of you
Sex God
Quote by blonde
Can I sneak in and say ...........
To everyone who hasn't received a Valentines post
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
D'you know Red is me favourite colour!!
Enjoy your evening out!
assionkiss:.
Quote by Sarah
For Dawnie
You have the most gorgeous smile
And class, grace and a beautiful style
With your name penned on your tit
No-one need ask you to take off your kit
Flashing for you, seems a bit of a hobby
It's just as well we're not all snobby
You make me laugh, you're so naughty
I suspect one day you'll get a spanked botty
I really don't think you're a proper straighty
I'll still fancy you when I get to eighty! :rascal:
Oh goodness
Thank you
Quote by Sarah
To Mr and Mrs Kentswingers777!
"Dear Mr Kent,
Your views are all bent,
They all hang to the right they sigh!
But that doesn't matter
Cos at least when we chatter,
I think you're a really nice guy!
Now don't you panic
Or become quite manic,
It's not after you that I lust,
For you have a great mrs,
Who gives velvet kisses
and has an incredible bust.
So dear Mr K,
Don't you dare go away,
Without you the place would be bland
You keep right on posting,
While I am spit roasting,
Your missus with the local brass band.
So Mr K,
You really must stay,
You've become a big part of this place,
Just remember for me,
When we disagree,
Most of us still think you're ace!
ops: :oops: :oops: Thankyou most kindly............whoever you are.
: Quote by Sarah
For theladyisaminx.
"The lovely sweet lady of minx,
Has a story to tell, so methinks,
On a recent police raid,
they found things quite depraved
She has an array of quite startling kinks,
Her hair is always being blown,
And thus her cam fandom has grown,
they start to direct,
all quivering whilst erect,
"Please take off your t-shirt!" they moan!
Sexy Minx of course refuses to play,
And the ham shankers do wend on their way,
Tired and frustrated,
Cos they've not masturbated,
"Let's go to the forum" they say.
And so this sad story must end,
With Minxy still as a sexy friend,
As I gaze from afar,
she may show me her bra,
And then to my stiffy will I tend."
:shock: I didn't realise I was such a tease
I must stop drying my hair on cam
whoever wrote this thanks it really made my day it has tickled me.
Sex God
What a giggle I had reading these yesterday and again this morning! You (we)'re all a bunch of loons! In fact I was called one yesterday!! I knew I should've stopped Missy when she coined Choon!
Thank you for the lovely messages :inlove:.
I daren't issue any more accusations to suspected perpetrators even though I've inklings - so please feel free get in touch
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I knew I should've stopped Missy when she coined Choon!Thank you for the lovely messages :inlove:.
I daren't issue any more accusations to suspected perpetrators even though I've inklings - so please feel free get in touch
.
Sex God
I am so flattered to have received my rhymes... I have spent the best part of a day now trying to figure out who sent them... I've got to the bottom of one (and what a fine bottom it is too ;-)) however being feeble-minded, male and ridiculously excited I can only guess at the others... As DG said, if anyone wants to own up in private... my mailbox is always open. And that is not a euphemism or a euphonium.
To those unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of my abject rhymes, I do apologise. And be thankful it is another 364 days until Valentines once again...
And lastly I feel I must add the following...
"A lady whose tireless work must be praised
And a glass or two of cheers hould be raised,
For posting so grand
With a flick of the hand
Her work ethic left me suitably amazed.
Yesterday came post after post,
And rhymes from many it boasts,
But without her around,
It wouldn't have got off the ground,
She is indeed the host with the most.
So thanks be to the Forum's great carer,
The deliciously lovely young Sarah,
Her pic is quite class,
A succulent peachy ass,
And best of all her partner does share her. ;-)"
And that is the last I will inflict upon the Forum for another year.
To those unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of my abject rhymes, I do apologise. And be thankful it is another 364 days until Valentines once again...
And lastly I feel I must add the following...
"A lady whose tireless work must be praised
And a glass or two of cheers hould be raised,
For posting so grand
With a flick of the hand
Her work ethic left me suitably amazed.
Yesterday came post after post,
And rhymes from many it boasts,
But without her around,
It wouldn't have got off the ground,
She is indeed the host with the most.
So thanks be to the Forum's great carer,
The deliciously lovely young Sarah,
Her pic is quite class,
A succulent peachy ass,
And best of all her partner does share her. ;-)"
And that is the last I will inflict upon the Forum for another year.
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
And lastly I feel I must add the following...
"A lady whose tireless work must be praised
And a glass or two of cheers hould be raised,
For posting so grand
With a flick of the hand
Her work ethic left me suitably amazed.
Yesterday came post after post,
And rhymes from many it boasts,
But without her around,
It wouldn't have got off the ground,
She is indeed the host with the most.
So thanks be to the Forum's great carer,
The deliciously lovely young Sarah,
Her pic is quite class,
A succulent peachy ass,
And best of all her partner does share her. ;-)"
Amen to that! :thumbup:
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Sex God
Quote by Resonance
And that is the last I will inflict upon the Forum for another year.
I do hope you only mean that with regard to Valentine rhymes! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
And that is the last I will inflict upon the Forum for another year.
I do hope you only mean that with regard to Valentine rhymes! :shock:
Sadly, yes.
Sex God
OK my PM box is open for admissions/confessions
Or propositions even :twisted:
Or propositions even :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
"A lady whose tireless work must be praised
And a glass or two of cheers hould be raised,
For posting so grand
With a flick of the hand
Her work ethic left me suitably amazed.
Yesterday came post after post,
And rhymes from many it boasts,
But without her around,
It wouldn't have got off the ground,
She is indeed the host with the most.
So thanks be to the Forum's great carer,
The deliciously lovely young Sarah,
Her pic is quite class,
A succulent peachy ass,
And best of all her partner does share her. ;-)"
And that is the last I will inflict upon the Forum for another year.
Thank you for that
:P 
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
To AngelChat
When cupid struck my heart
An earth angel I had found
Your beauty is like heaven
My love for you knows no bounds
Thank you, whoever you are! Please will you let me know if you wrote this, as it's the only one I've no clue about!
Thanks to all of you that sent me messages
and to Sarah for being cupid again Sex God
Quote by Sarah
To Dirtygirly
My dearest darling ducky
I love you clean or mucky
:rascal:
Quote by Sarah
To Dirtygirly
You make me laugh and go
Be my dirty girly?
????
The others have owned up... but I'm not sure I can be your dirty girly or even mucky if I don't know who you are!
<<<<< Thataway!! :giggle:
