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Orgasminator
I’m not going to remind him in doors he is "supposed" to be romantic on the 14th February
The last time I did (1995) his present to me was a plastic box containing all you could wish for to change a tyre at midnight, in the rain and on a badly lit road, not to mention the fact that he presented this box to me in what he thought was the most romantic of places
(car park) and then proceeded to make sure I could change tyres without assistance, so stood there watching and instructing the correct use of tyre lever thingy.
Got to say, it was useful, if not romantic and the wet wipes and square of carpet he thoughtfully included have come in handy on other more momentous occasions when the need has arisen
when out in the car.
But I won’t be prodding him for a romantic thought or even sending them his way, it could just prove too much for his poor sensitivity
Jane xx (I do love him):love:
:inlove: :rose: For all those who get romance
The last time I did (1995) his present to me was a plastic box containing all you could wish for to change a tyre at midnight, in the rain and on a badly lit road, not to mention the fact that he presented this box to me in what he thought was the most romantic of places
(car park) and then proceeded to make sure I could change tyres without assistance, so stood there watching and instructing the correct use of tyre lever thingy.Got to say, it was useful, if not romantic and the wet wipes and square of carpet he thoughtfully included have come in handy on other more momentous occasions when the need has arisen
when out in the car.But I won’t be prodding him for a romantic thought or even sending them his way, it could just prove too much for his poor sensitivity
Jane xx (I do love him):love:
:inlove: :rose: For all those who get romance
Sex God
To say that I am excited about this thread would be like saying Hitler was a little bit naughty.
:giggle:
Oh I just love love love anonymous Valentines! :rose:
:giggle:
Oh I just love love love anonymous Valentines! :rose:
Sex God
...Mr Resonance sharpened his crayons, he wasn't allowed pencils given his mental condition... He had a busy couple of weeks ahead...
Sex God
Just reminding everyone to get thinking caps on and valentines messages in to Sarah.
:twisted: :smitten: :inlove:
Oh I do love this thread!
:twisted: :smitten:
:inlove: Oh I do love this thread!
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Just reminding everyone to get thinking caps on and valentines messages in to Sarah.
:twisted: :smitten:
Oh I do love this thread!
Yeah... well? Where's mine then?
:wink:
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Warming the Bed
i'm going to be all alone again this year..........
anyone else?
anyone else?
Sex God
Quote by Mrsgoggins
Why?? You haven't cut the cheese have you?? :giggle:
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Sex God
a love-filled bump :inlove:
Remember to PM Sarah so she can post your message on the 14th.
Remember to PM Sarah so she can post your message on the 14th.
Sex God
Some of you are clearly on 'snow days' and have nothing better to do other than pm me!!
:bounce:
Keep them coming!!
Sex God
Shameless Bumpity, Rumpity, Wumpity doo...
And I'd just like to add, please can we ensure all verse is in Iambic pentameter this year?
Though I will allow Anapaest at a push...
Remember, these will be reviewed on "The Late Show" by that bloke who looks like the love child of Jo Brand and Harry Potter, Germaine Greer and Mark Kermode and as such Jeffrey Archer is forbidden from posting.
And I'd just like to add, please can we ensure all verse is in Iambic pentameter this year?
Though I will allow Anapaest at a push...
Remember, these will be reviewed on "The Late Show" by that bloke who looks like the love child of Jo Brand and Harry Potter, Germaine Greer and Mark Kermode and as such Jeffrey Archer is forbidden from posting.
Sex God
Sexlightened
Quote by Djcouple7
I’m not going to remind him in doors he is "supposed" to be romantic on the 14th February
The last time I did (1995) his present to me was a plastic box containing all you could wish for to change a tyre at midnight, in the rain and on a badly lit road, not to mention the fact that he presented this box to me in what he thought was the most romantic of places
Got to say, it was useful, if not romantic and the wet wipes and square of carpet he thoughtfully included have come in handy on other more momentous occasions when the need has arisen
But I won’t be prodding him for a romantic thought or even sending them his way, it could just prove too much for his poor sensitivity
Jane xx (I do love him):love:
:inlove: :rose: For all those who get romance
ya can prod me
Quote by westman
can i send one to myself?? will everyone find out? or can u keep it a secret - so that eveyone thinks i am v. popular
it'll be an anonymous post to westman, westman... so knock yourself out, enjoy!
It's a little like alcoholics annonymous... what is said in the room, stays in the room...
posibly Fight Club, the first rule of fight, etc.
I'm going to send one to god.
lp
Sex God
Blonde I've not got it so send again please.
Westman, if you want you can, but I'll put your name next to it!!!!! :lol: so everyone knows.
Keep them coming.
Westman, if you want you can, but I'll put your name next to it!!!!!
:lol: so everyone knows.Keep them coming.
Sex God
Quote by blonde
I've just sent one to Sarah for publication ...... but I can't find it now, so where did it go???
Oh blooming heck!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It's OK - I'll just make it up meself!!
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Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Sarah,
If you get any for me under my previous guise, will I still get them now I've changed name?
If I get none at least I can kid myself they're out there in the ether
Who are you?
