Variation of places you've HAD sex

31 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Debbiewebs kitchen.. (am I howling enough for ya!! :l.

I am not having you shag some one in my kiitchen! :shock: wink

I promise I'll clean up after... lol

:lol:
ya you said that when you blow the 2 Little piggies house down!!
Ohh.. and don't get me started on the little red riding hood either.. I was seriously misrepresented in that one..
There I was, dressed to the nines, in grannys fish net stockings and a leather basque.. in walked little red, saw me there.. well, forget the 'what big teeth you've got granma' line, she was out of that riding hood, onto the bed and "what a long tongue you've got eh? All the better to lick me with.." her knickers were down and she was on me like a right little minx..
Then the woodcutter arrived.. He was a jealous bastard, and he'd been after a bit of red riding hoods pie for quite a while... I stood no chance.. I was lucky to escape with my tail.. phew Its true that history is written by the winners :lol:

31 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid

Why has the elephant got a dolphins/whales breathing hole in the top of its head?
The prospect of having sex in a hot tub, surrounded by warm bubbling water and lit just by a deep red sunset stretching across the tree tops of Africa......and you want to know that Marms? lol

31 Aug 2005

In a packed out cinema redface

but would never have the guts :cry:

31 Aug 2005

One of the most interesting and useful was a derelict paint ball site. Would'nt go to an active one!
It was the dead of night.(last night)
There were shelters and chairs and two wonderful long counters which were very useful! The height was ideal for everything.
The whole place was deserted and we left the side lights on on the car and had a ball.
Will never be able to find it again!

1 Sep 2005

on the back seat of a double decker bus....with front seated passengers....lmao.....bet the driver had a good view, he just smiled when we got off....lol