Variation of places you've HAD sex

31 Aug 2005

We've had a couple of threads about music to shag to, and places you have shagged.
But I've just been in another thread, and realised that there's a couple of places I've not shagged in (well, probably loads) but might like to.
and this

Quote by chazxx
I have always wanted to do it in a lift, its near the top of my things to do list.

promted me to start this thread.
I've done in the cab, in a trailer, up against the cab, up against a trailer. Done it with a girl leaning overthe catwalk/fuel tank.
But I've never actually done it up on the catwalk of a unit, with or without a trailer on; and it just popped into my head while posting in another thread, that I'd quite like to.
So - if you could get passed the logistics of it -
Where would you like to shag ?
Sorry - in edit - too much jargon
The catwalk is where a driver climbs up to connect the lines from the unit to the trailer. The gap you can see between the two parts of the truck.

31 Aug 2005

humm good question
If i could i'd probabily go for in a airoplane

31 Aug 2005

Me i'd say in my Office, i can see out but they can't see in, and the amount of people that walk by mmmhh

31 Aug 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
You notice Dammie yours are all very much Lorry fixated pmsl

Not really, Steph; that was one that I'd not thought of, but just popped into my head while I was in another thread.
And they're not reallorries you get in quarries :wink:
*db stands by for the check shirt, jogging bottoms, rigger boot wearing 8-legger drivers to start flaming bolt

31 Aug 2005

dammie ,,
is that lord lucans moustaiche ?

31 Aug 2005

in a airoplane

in my Office

maybe a picnic in field or overlooking a deep valley.

All good options, but I was thinking more of unusual places.
Places you wouldn't normally think of, or associate with rumpy pumpy.

31 Aug 2005

Quote by SXBOY
dammie ,,
is that lord lucans moustaiche ?

If he wants it.
But he'd best be quick - it might be gone by Saturday night :shock:

31 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
in a airoplane

in my Office

maybe a picnic in field or overlooking a deep valley.

All good options, but I was thinking more of unusual places.
Places you wouldn't normally think of, or associate with rumpy pumpy.
my mums bed? lol

31 Aug 2005

In the warm blue waters of the Gulf of Thailand.............
A large wet room type shower................
My patio..............
A clean horse box full of soft straw..........
Kitchen table.............
Stairs............

31 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
In the warm blue waters of the Gulf of Thailand............. :quiver:
A large wet room type shower................ :quiver:
My patio.............. Done
A clean horse box full of soft straw.......... Done :wink:

Half way there then :wink:

31 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
In the warm blue waters of the Gulf of Thailand............. :quiver:
A large wet room type shower................ :quiver:
My patio.............. Done
A clean horse box full of soft straw.......... Done :wink:

Half way there then :wink:
Half way is no good, I like it all the way :P :twisted:

31 Aug 2005

My office
In a tree
In a boat on the Serpentine
On the island in the Serpentine
While skydiving
In outer space
At the Opera
Sensory deprivation chamber
In deep snow
In the bushes by the bus stop (you know who you are :twisted: )
Places I do NOT want to have sex:
Public lavatory
Paris (same thing really)
In a lift on the 1st floor going down
Hospital
Big Brother house

31 Aug 2005

PMSL (at me)
Just thought of another one, while getting the milk for a cup of tea.
Within a short period of time after moving in to this house, MkIII and me had, like most people I imagine; Christened each room, as you do. Then parts of rooms. Bottom of the stairs, halfway up, top, and landing.
Split the bathroom - in bath, over bath, over sink.
Middle of kitchen, over the cooker, over the sink, the worktop next to the sink; you know the kind of thing.
God- we were good back then, and sooooo feckin horny ! !
But for some reason, I could never get her to stand still long enough when she was over the threshold between the kitchen and the pantry/fridge cupboard bending to get something out of the freezer :shock:

31 Aug 2005

Just thought of another, in the gym on the rowing machine, backwards and forwards.
Ho yes dambuster loose the tash mate, took mine of two weeks ago after 17yrs and feel alot younger (my thoughts only haha)

31 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
But for some reason, I could never get her to stand still long enough when she was over the threshold between the kitchen and the pantry/fridge cupboard bending to get something out of the freezer :shock:

Now thats one we have done and our freezer is in the garage down the garden :rascal:

31 Aug 2005

Quote by The Dukes
Ho yes dambuster loose the tash mate, took mine of two weeks ago after 17yrs and feel alot younger (my thoughts only haha)

It's only been off 2 or 3 times in the last 20 odd years. Last time was for the Scots Munch at Easter. The general opinion was to re-grow it. Must be more of an ugly fecker without it :shock:
Btw (in the stylee of "Did she just shake her tictacs at me?)
Did he just call me a Ho ???????????????????????????

31 Aug 2005

On my desk in my classroom. Or on the headteacher's desk. Minus the children and the headteacher, of course lol

31 Aug 2005

I have a liking for lifts too, especially ones with mirrors :rascal:
Others on my list would be:
Private box at the theatre
In a hot tub outside one of those posh tents on African game reserves
In an ice house!
In a winnebago (while it's moving!!)
In an old galleon while at sea (captains bunk, not a hammock!!)
And never, ever:
On Big Brother!!! confused

31 Aug 2005

A church alter confused

and a forrest lol

31 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed
A church alter and a forrest

oooo you kinky mare you wink

well the only place that i can think of that i have never done
is to have a shag on the back of a moter bike!.............. the bigger the bike the better! :twisted: :twisted: ......... RIFF RAFF get ya arse over here Debs wants a ride :twisted:

31 Aug 2005

I would love to shag in a police station..with a sexy police woman
over the sergents desk
Paul

31 Aug 2005

On a train (not in the lav's though)..
On a stage (empty theatre please) biggrin

Debbiewebs kitchen.. (am I howling enough for ya!! lol

)
In a cable car..

31 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed
A church alter

That one's on my list too (although not with the Vicar :shock: lol)
kinda 'fantasy thread' related, but I'm thinking more along the Pagan/Witchcraft altar lines :twisted: oooo sooo gothic lol

31 Aug 2005

Quote by Serendipity

Why has the elephant got a dolphins/whales breathing hole in the top of its head?

31 Aug 2005

Quote by Darkfire
A church alter

That one's on my list too (although not with the Vicar :shock: lol)
kinda 'fantasy thread' related, but I'm thinking more along the Pagan/Witchcraft altar lines :twisted: oooo sooo gothic lol
:thumbup:

31 Aug 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
Debbiewebs kitchen.. (am I howling enough for ya!! :l.

I am not having you shag some one in my kiitchen! :shock: wink

31 Aug 2005

In a hot air balloon basket.
Going back to the one about trains, am I right in thinking that some of the preserved railways, ie the ones that run steam trains, use the old non-corridor type carriages? If so wouldn't that be the ideal place to get it on, if trains were your thing. Course, going to the ticket office and asking for a "have it away day" ticket might give the game away!
John & Shel

31 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Debbiewebs kitchen.. (am I howling enough for ya!! :l.

I am not having you shag some one in my kiitchen! :shock: wink

I promise I'll clean up after... lol

:lol:

31 Aug 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude

Debbiewebs kitchen.. (am I howling enough for ya!! :l.

I am not having you shag some one in my kiitchen! :shock: wink

I promise I'll clean up after... lol

:lol:
ya you said that when you blow the 2 Little piggies house down!!

31 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Debbiewebs kitchen.. (am I howling enough for ya!! :l.

I am not having you shag some one in my kiitchen! :shock: wink

I promise I'll clean up after... lol

:lol:
ya you said that when you blow the 2 Little piggies house down!!
Well.. what do you expect when the little porkers use straw and wood... rolleyes

:lol: :lol: