Hey all,
I got my missus a Rabit vibrator when we moved in. Its one of the big pink ones shaped like a cock.
One of the problems is, it freaks out my girlfriend a bit which is obviously not very good.
I noticed in some pornos you see girls using a kind of, simple thinner silver "tube like" vibrator but im not sure about what im looking for.
Does anyone have any suggestions? I know all you girls are dirty bastards lol!
R
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Vibrator, what one?
Sex God
Cheaper option than the over-priced sex shops.
Wrap a rolling pin in some tin foil and sit her on top of the washing machine on a spin cycle. AND you get a load of washing done at the same time.
Multi-tasking eh? Simple when you know how.
Wrap a rolling pin in some tin foil and sit her on top of the washing machine on a spin cycle. AND you get a load of washing done at the same time.
Multi-tasking eh? Simple when you know how.
Quote by Resonance
Cheaper option than the over-priced sex shops.
Wrap a rolling pin in some tin foil and sit her on top of the washing machine on a spin cycle. AND you get a load of washing done at the same time.
Multi-tasking eh? Simple when you know how.
So get her an old washer as they vibrate more, and then leave her alone and ya can watch match of the day in peace, but not necessarily in quite.
Quote by Resonance
Cheaper option than the over-priced sex shops.
Wrap a rolling pin in some tin foil and sit her on top of the washing machine on a spin cycle. AND you get a load of washing done at the same time.
Multi-tasking eh? Simple when you know how.
Now you see why men shouldn't be relied upon to multitask?
Sex God
There is a link over there (on the main forum index page)
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Bottom left of the screen that takes you to a "toy" shop......
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Bottom left of the screen that takes you to a "toy" shop......
Casanova
Well my suggestion would be
Sex God
The wife has this which she keeps in her hand bag but her favourite is this
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
The wife has this one which she keeps in her hand bag but her favourite is this one
I like the one your wife keeps in her handbag :giggle:
As hubby, I love it also, love the idea she can be naughty when ever and where ever she likes
second one in action
Quote by Bluefish2009
The wife has this one which she keeps in her hand bag but her favourite is this one
I like the one your wife keeps in her handbag :giggle:
As hubby, I love it also, love the idea she can be naughty when ever and where ever she likes
second one in action
You could have warned me :eeek: :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
The wife has this one which she keeps in her hand bag but her favourite is this one
I like the one your wife keeps in her handbag :giggle:
As hubby, I love it also, love the idea she can be naughty when ever and where ever she likes
second one in action
You could have warned me :eeek: :lol2:
Sorry
Quote by brucie
Its one of the big pink ones shaped like a cock.
maybe shes a lezza. get her a vagina shaped one.
I don't think I've ever seen fuckwittery so succinct.
does that actually mean anything?
Yes. It is a sentence. It has a capital at the beginning, full stop at the end, and some words in the middle which convey my feelings.
Sex God
Quote by brucie
one of the principles of language is its use in communication. meaning has to be conveyed.
I think she meant you were being a fuckwitt
Quote by brucie
one of the principles of language is its use in communication. meaning has to be conveyed.
Dear, deluded Brucie,
I'm fairly well versed in the use of language, thank you. However, I cannot be held responsible for your lack of understanding. At the moment, I'm cooking two different meals, chronicling some very important stuff, and dancing round the kitchen to Nelly Furtardo's "Maneater". Happy as I am to multitask, explaining my insults to you is having a detrimental effect on my vibe. You dig?
I'm stepping away from the thread- some poor newbie came here for advice on vibrators, not to listen to a row. If you want one, you know where my PM box is. I'd advise against it though, really I would. Ever heard the phrase "I'd invite you to an intellectual dual, but I fear you would arrive unarmed?" In fact, please don't turn up in my pm box- it would be tantamount to cruelty.
Op, my apologies- I hope you find the vibe of your dreams ;)
Quote by ronson49
Hey all,
I got my missus a Rabit vibrator when we moved in. Its one of the big pink ones shaped like a cock.
One of the problems is, it freaks out my girlfriend a bit which is obviously not very good.
I noticed in some pornos you see girls using a kind of, simple thinner silver "tube like" vibrator but im not sure about what im looking for.
Does anyone have any suggestions? I know all you girls are dirty bastards lol!
R
my first one was from ann summers and was called 'promise' (it was pink and sparkly, not too big and had a lovely strong vibe) and i have over the years recommended it to many a female friend, and all have come back with big smiles and lots of thanks lol
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
The wife has this one which she keeps in her hand bag but her favourite is this one
I like the one your wife keeps in her handbag :giggle:
As hubby, I love it also, love the idea she can be naughty when ever and where ever she likes
second one in action
Was that video taken during a thunderstorm blue fish? :lol:
Serioisly that looks good, wheres kevs credit card.........
Thanks, you have cheered us up no end, we are on a downer tonight, we were supposed to be on a meet tonight but due to an unexpected event our end we had to cancel and we are totally gutted :censored:
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
The wife has this one which she keeps in her hand bag but her favourite is this one
I like the one your wife keeps in her handbag :giggle:
As hubby, I love it also, love the idea she can be naughty when ever and where ever she likes
second one in action
Was that video taken during a thunderstorm blue fish? :lol:
Serioisly that looks good, wheres kevs credit card.........
Thanks, you have cheered us up no end, we are on a downer tonight, we were supposed to be on a meet tonight but due to an unexpected event our end we had to cancel and we are totally gutted :censored:
tell me bout it ,right now i was expecting to be well into round 2,but our meet was cancelled and not by us,
pity we dont have a teleportation device all 4 of us at a loose end
beam us up KaznKev :haha:
Sex God
Ive got a large box full of vibrators sat on the top of my storage shelf :shock: quite a variety up there and they all been sat there for some time. I bought a batch of sex stuff at auction to sell on Ebay but you cant sell Vibrators on Ebay so I am stuck with them. Got all kinds most are fairly large and include jelly looking ones, penis shaped ones some with balls and a load of mini peni ones which are kind of novelty.
Star of the show though is one called the G-6 super. Its just a cream colored plastic and is not penis looking at all. This thing has a hell of a kick and if held loose in the hand will spin :shock: makes the old washing machine look tame and does a quick job of giving Mrs Tweeky a clitoral orgasm. Bit noisy but you cant have everything. I sorted one of each type out for Mrs but the rest are gathering dust
so I am stuck with them. Got all kinds most are fairly large and include jelly looking ones, penis shaped ones some with balls and a load of mini peni ones which are kind of novelty.Star of the show though is one called the G-6 super. Its just a cream colored plastic and is not penis looking at all. This thing has a hell of a kick and if held loose in the hand will spin :shock: makes the old washing machine look tame and does a quick job of giving Mrs Tweeky a clitoral orgasm. Bit noisy but you cant have everything. I sorted one of each type out for Mrs but the rest are gathering dust
Quote by tweeky
Ive got a large box full of vibrators sat on the top of my storage shelf :shock: quite a variety up there and they all been sat there for some time. I bought a batch of sex stuff at auction to sell on Ebay but you cant sell Vibrators on Ebay
Star of the show though is one called the G-6 super. Its just a cream colored plastic and is not penis looking at all. This thing has a hell of a kick and if held loose in the hand will spin :shock: makes the old washing machine look tame and does a quick job of giving Mrs Tweeky a clitoral orgasm. Bit noisy but you cant have everything. I sorted one of each type out for Mrs but the rest are gathering dust
and theres me thinking my collection was good lol:doh:
Sex God
The bullet. FTW! :mrgreen:
Oh... and Witchy... POTD! :thumbup:
Oh... and Witchy... POTD! :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
The bullet. FTW! :mrgreen:
I was most disappointed by my recent bullet purchase. Sex God
Quote by noladreams
The bullet. FTW! :mrgreen:
I was most disappointed by my recent bullet purchase.You're not doing it right then! :giggle:
