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right as a girlie.....i thought there were only a few ways if that that guys jerked themselves off......seems i was wrong :shock: :shock:
this
website has 47.....yes 47 different ways to do it......

so guys whats your fave way of doing some self loving??
and do u have anything to add to the 47 on there^^^
Other than the Billy Connolly recommended method of lying on your left hand until it goes numb so that it feel like a stranger's hand.
Not that I'm an expert on self-abuse. I've always found it to be a boring solo activity best used as a pressure release. I far prefer someone else's orgasm to my own.
im quite partial to the 'intercouse with the couch masturbation' LOL
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im quite partial to the 'intercouse with the couch masturbation' LOL

Waasat then? You shove it between the cushions???
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im quite partial to the 'intercouse with the couch masturbation' LOL

Waasat then? You shove it between the cushions???
just hump the shit out of it like youre a dog on heat! biggrin
Number 4 had this warning on it.....
WARNING - If flatulence occurs, bodily gases and bowel vapors may ignite.
This particular type of combustion can cause catastrophic damage to your home and your community.
:shock: :shock: :shock: lol
once i was yanking off near a heater,it became so hot after turning it warmth on my hand was amazing....try it guys you will shoot a bucket load!
Quote by red_dragon2006
im quite partial to the 'intercouse with the couch masturbation' LOL

Waasat then? You shove it between the cushions???
just hump the shit out of it like youre a dog on heat! biggrin
More Fucking Ideas? dunno
Well.. there isn't 47 really... they still all involve the hand on cock way... I didn't actually look at them all just a few, but each of them did. Ok, they might lean on dif objects but they don't do anything major.
Does it have the balloon method on there? I remember watching a programme about a 'balloon fetish' where guys were some how making a slot into the balloon and doing it in that. Certainly imaginative.
Thankyou Bonedigger! 'The mushroom' one gave me sush an intense orgasm biggrin
I didn't read the link but when I first started out oh, mumble, mumble years ago I used to squeeze it between my thighs and let it roll out then push it back between them again till I came. I have graduated to the more conventional method though I use quite a variety of touches. I notice that as I hold the loose skin of the shaft in the up and down motion I also tend to use a spare finger to brush against the head.
As for exotic I did come a handful of times by squatting down and sliding it between my lubricated ankles and I came once from playing a brisk shower jet on my bits. I hope this is of interest to the curious ladies.
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Thankyou Bonedigger! 'The mushroom' one gave me sush an intense orgasm biggrin

you are more than welcome hun...any time :rascal:
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once i was yanking off near a heater,it became so hot after turning it warmth on my hand was amazing....try it guys you will shoot a bucket load!

:gagged:
Where the fluck is that Sassy when you want her!!!
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Does it have the balloon method on there? I remember watching a programme about a 'balloon fetish' where guys were some how making a slot into the balloon and doing it in that. Certainly imaginative.

:shock: Making a slot in a balloon?
I gotta see that one!
...Just for educational purposes you do understand?
...Don't you? redface
Do they sound anything like "Scouting for Girls" dunno

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