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Well at least he should be easily spotted attemting to walk down the street like that 
Sex God
:lol: :lol: Yeah, but if he's in disguise as Little Mal, how will anyone recognise him???
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He could be grazing in a field near you right now!
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Quote by bluexxx
Yeah, but if he's in disguise as Little Mal, how will anyone recognise him???
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I think Little Mal's mum would know and then one ass would kick another arse!!! :twisted:
Mal
and (the real) Little Mal
Sex God
He said he is working away this week and would not be able to get on so easily.
Sex God
OOh shit - sorry. Forgot to plug in the Bollox Flashcard this morning. I'll go and find it!
Sex God
Quote by TE
Forgot to plug in the Bollox Flashcard this morning. I'll go and find it!
here you go Tune you can borrow mine mate, i've got loads of 'em! ;)
dawn i love it!
17 goldfish is a bit steep though don't you think? i mean it is davej we're talking about? wouldn't rate him any higher than 5 meself? i mean we wouldn't want him to get carried away with that sort of price on his head would we? but it's apparently not the first time he's been a wanted man either. neil x x x ;)
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dawn i love it!
neil x x x ;)
May I ask what this davej has allegedly done to be worthy of such a price on his errrrr head?
And is there an exchange rate for goldfish?
jerry
probably asking a silly question but wondering
Sex God
Errr Davej is a highly respected and much missed (at the mo) member of the site community and a completely legitimate buisness man (was that ok Mr. Courtney, sir?)
Exchange rate for goldfish is currently at 2 <<TUTTS>> and a <<FFS>>
Hope that helps (but I bet it doesn't ).
You'll need to do a search for "goldfish and world domination" and the Mr. Courtney ref is something only a few people will get, so you'll be one of many who's not got a bleedin' clue what were on about.
Oh :welcome: to the site BTW
Exchange rate for goldfish is currently at 2 <<TUTTS>> and a <<FFS>>
Hope that helps (but I bet it doesn't
).You'll need to do a search for "goldfish and world domination" and the Mr. Courtney ref is something only a few people will get, so you'll be one of many who's not got a bleedin' clue what were on about.
Oh :welcome: to the site BTW
Dont you just love private jokes that are done in public 
Sex God
well jerry
davej, or Mr DaveJ Sir as i now call him whenever he's around, is actually a notorious east end gangster, who cunningly has the old bill looking for him in spain, when he's actually been hiding out here all the time! i believe he may be over there now, visiting his associates on the costa del crime, but shhhhhhh don't tell him i said owt. he'll have the boys round if he thought i'd grassed him up! they do this thing witjh pliers that don't sound too pretty i can tell you!
as for goldfish? well easy or warwick have a far better understanding of all things goldfishie than me. best ask them on that one.
neil x x x ;)
davej, or Mr DaveJ Sir as i now call him whenever he's around, is actually a notorious east end gangster, who cunningly has the old bill looking for him in spain, when he's actually been hiding out here all the time! i believe he may be over there now, visiting his associates on the costa del crime, but shhhhhhh don't tell him i said owt. he'll have the boys round if he thought i'd grassed him up! they do this thing witjh pliers that don't sound too pretty i can tell you!
as for goldfish? well easy or warwick have a far better understanding of all things goldfishie than me. best ask them on that one.
neil x x x ;)
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dawn i love it!
neil x x x ;)
May I ask what this davej has allegedly done to be worthy of such a price on his errrrr head?
And is there an exchange rate for goldfish?
jerry
probably asking a silly question but wondering
Hiya JerRy
I couldn't beging to explain
and easy hasn't done a very good job either Maybe davej will explain it himself when he returnes from his un authorised absence
Dawn :silly:
Sex God
Goldfish explanation is here in the first 3 pages of the thread I think
PM sent to Mr. Davej Sir. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Have fun Neil, the boys should just be at your front door by the time you've stuffed some essentials (Stella from the fridge) in a bag and are ready to make a run for it.
PM sent to Mr. Davej Sir. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Have fun Neil, the boys should just be at your front door by the time you've stuffed some essentials (Stella from the fridge) in a bag and are ready to make a run for it.
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17 goldfish is a bit steep though don't you think? i mean it is davej we're talking about? wouldn't rate him any higher than 5 meself? i mean we wouldn't want him to get carried away with that sort of price on his head would we?
Ok Neil, I have reduced the Goldfish. I hope your happy now
Personally I think my friends are worth alot more than5 but as you wish
Dawn :silly:
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OH <<<FFS>> TUTs
how we ever gonna find davej now
whos gonna dob the crime mastermind in for five measly goldfish
I mean Carlos the Jackall had a price on his head of 12 goldfish and it still took years to catch him
FFS trust neilinleeds
Right, thats enough. Fluck off the lot of ya cos its not changing again
Its 12 sodding Goldfish to keep warwick happy.
Easy don't you dare suggest anything else cos I don't care any more <<FFS>>
<<<<flounces off in a huff>>>>
Dawn :silly:
Sex God
sorry dawn, it was an innocent typo.
i did of course mean 15 goldfish, not 5! i apologise profusely for the confusion. i mean Mr DaveJ Sir would have my guts for bleedin' garters were i to suggest he was only worth 5 little fishies now wouldn't he?
neil x x x ;)
i did of course mean 15 goldfish, not 5! i apologise profusely for the confusion. i mean Mr DaveJ Sir would have my guts for bleedin' garters were i to suggest he was only worth 5 little fishies now wouldn't he?
neil x x x ;)
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OH <<<FFS>> TUTs
how we ever gonna find davej now
whos gonna dob the crime mastermind in for five measly goldfish
I mean Carlos the Jackall had a price on his head of 12 goldfish and it still took years to catch him
FFS trust neilinleeds
I sit here wondering if " trust Neilinleeds" is an oxymoron :?
BTW: Thought I had found Davej earlier today... In the ball washer at the golf driving range
Sadly, I was mistaken
Paul
Paul
Sex God
now look Paul. that's the second time this week someones called me a moron, and i'm not having it! cheeky fecker! :mad:
and Warwick, actually it was a cunning little plan of mine. a kind of divertionary tactic. a ruse if you like. if you look you'll find Mr DaveJ Sir is actually back in the country, and i've just sent old sweeney todd over to spain looking for him. clever eh? i reckon i'm well in now matey! should be worth a few sovs and no mistake!
neil x x x ;)
and Warwick, actually it was a cunning little plan of mine. a kind of divertionary tactic. a ruse if you like. if you look you'll find Mr DaveJ Sir is actually back in the country, and i've just sent old sweeney todd over to spain looking for him. clever eh? i reckon i'm well in now matey! should be worth a few sovs and no mistake!
neil x x x ;)
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now look Paul. that's the second time this week someones called me a moron, and i'm not having it! cheeky fecker! :mad:
and Warwick, actually it was a cunning little plan of mine. a kind of divertionary tactic. a ruse if you like. if you look here you'll find Mr DaveJ Sir is actually back in the country, and i've just sent old sweeney todd over to spain looking for him. clever eh? i reckon i'm well in now matey! should be worth a few sovs and no mistake!
neil x x x ;)
My apologies Neil... Can I just think of you as Oxy?
Paul
Sex God
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Blimey Neil youre smarter than you look
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