i got given a speedin ticket an hour or so ago much to my suprise by a gorgeous female copper which i must admit has cusiond the blow abit......but in a vain atempt to persuade her not to give me a ticket i thought i use my world renowned charm on the poor unsuspecting female ha ha ha......i was doin well until another pig wagon turned up with her staff sergant in it then an she started bolockin me in front of them showin off ........so besides the possibel 3 points an 60 quid fine i got a slap on the wrist for wastin police time............................i was in there tho fair doos :doh:
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warning do not atempt to pull a female copper thats on duty
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Quote by TROY STUDLEY
dats mean hulk go cry now :upset:
Are you originally from Sheffield by any chance Troy???????????????
CA xxx
Quote by Jags
Can I just warn you that some members here are police officers and won't take kindly to you calling a van a pig wagon. Now, the rules are don't be offensive or abusive...
Go forth and post happily.
Having come up against a "holier then thou" civil servant everyone (including Troy) must be allowed a little chance to vent their spleen. Calling police, coppers, pigs, fuzz, is just the release after playing "Kiss your arse Officer".
Sorry to heard about your failed attempt to get out of a ticket. I must admite i don't know many female officers who'll let you get away with it by chatting them up. They seem to have a different approch to things unlike us males.Maybe it is just how you talk to people sometimes. I have been told off a couple of times, and although speeding is bad, I was basically just over the limit on both occasions. I think treating the police as human beings and not someone to hate or have issues with helps. I alwyas find them browsing in the store where I work nights, to be quite jovial, happy and easy going. We often get nice females in, sometimes in pairs, and they ALWAYS have a smile and a laugh if we ask them to cuff one of the lads, or if they have any with fur on...? I think it is all to do with body language and facial expression too. Sometimes you can see someone has had a bad day, and remember that the person dealing with your issue, may well have just been involved in sorting out a RTA with either a death, be it adult or a kid/ a fire with fatalities or just someone /shot/murdered or similar. Sometimes WE dont feel like being lenient when the bus is two minutes late, so just accept that everyone has good/shite day, and that will help. Maybe next time the officer will be full of smiles, and hey if you like the uniform, get a female friend to hire one out? It all helps?? 
oo flirting with a police officer ...to get out of a fine .....naughty but good try
never been stopped meself i have an angelic face and i am a woman driver say no-more ...(you know we are the best at driveing lads)
have to agree you speed you get caught ...good
seen to many accidents .....
that coulda been prevented
i now loads of police men and they look lovely in their uniform but erm out of it ........(that sounds rather bad hey ho)
they lose their attraction
:twisted:
never been stopped meself i have an angelic face and i am a woman driver say no-more ...(you know we are the best at driveing lads)
have to agree you speed you get caught ...good
seen to many accidents .....
that coulda been prevented
i now loads of police men and they look lovely in their uniform but erm out of it ........(that sounds rather bad hey ho)
they lose their attraction
:twisted:
I got out of having an out of date road tax last year by chatting up the officer lol I had been away on holiday came back to find out the tax was 2 weeks out of date and it was a week till pay day so being very naughty I continued to drive the car to work and back for the next 5 days till pay day. On the Friday as I was on the way to the post office I got stopped! Chatted up the very nice officer and he came to the post office with me and then to lunch after.......
