Washing machines are definately built for fems

30 Aug 2007

The washing machime is definately a womans tool.
If washing machines were invented for blokes to use they would have :-
laundry basket bottom opening to laundry shhot. shoot leading to conveyor leading to top loading washing machine. In turn this would have mini reservoirs of detergent and softner say 6 monthly fill up with warning lights. After wash then laundry exit through bottom hatch in machine onto conveyor into drier, again toploading. Once more on completion conveyed out of the bottom of drier onto another comveyor taking it straight to a big drawer from which you can just dip in n get the clothes etc, you want.
Ironing pah! lets get the fashion into the unkempt look......
Definately going to leave laundry to women i think.

30 Aug 2007

Good idea Lost, I want one!! lol

Maybe I should get myself a man instead? confused

:lol: :?

30 Aug 2007

im in the queue behind you anais, for one of those machines.....or for Lost to come and live with me :twisted:

30 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
im in the queue behind you anais, for one of those machines.....or for Lost to come and live with me :twisted:

I think Lost should Patent it quick lol

:lol:
Alternatively, we could share Lost??? wink

:lol2:

30 Aug 2007

Girls - you frighten me - lol

30 Aug 2007

Quote by anais
im in the queue behind you anais, for one of those machines.....or for Lost to come and live with me :twisted:

Alternatively, we could share Lost??? wink

:lol2:
I'm ALL for that Anais!!

30 Aug 2007

washing machines are easy.
just turn to 30 lol

30 Aug 2007

Quote by Lost
In turn this would have mini reservoirs of detergent and softner say 6 monthly fill up with warning lights.

You reallywant something you have to fill up every 6 months :eeek:
You sure you're not female dunno

30 Aug 2007

Don't worry, Lost. Washing machines aren't as complicated as they look.
15 wash cycle options? Just use number 3 for every wash except for muddy jeans - they go in on setting 1.
Temperatures? 30 for everything except bodily fluids - they go in at 40/50.
Easy.
God knows why they added all those other options and buttons. Must be cos a man designed it. :lol2:

30 Aug 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
im in the queue behind you anais, for one of those machines.....or for Lost to come and live with me :twisted:

Alternatively, we could share Lost??? wink

:lol2:
I'm ALL for that Anais!!
:lol2: Can Lost cope!!:lol2:

Quote by Lost
Girls - you frighten me

Me thinks thats all a pretense :lol2: He can cope :lol2:

30 Aug 2007

i cant believe what im reading!!!!!!!!!

31 Aug 2007

pmsl i want one of those but with the invention of good dryers does anyone actually iron anymore except the smart stuff n jeans etc i only ever iron the kids school trousers and me jeans (if im going drinking) other than that its dryer ironed lol or blown oround outside for 2 hours then folded

31 Aug 2007

Quote by DeeCee
i cant believe what im reading!!!!!!!!!

If you really cant belive it then just maybe just maybe you aint mad yet. biggrin

You are entering the twilight zone.

31 Aug 2007

Quote by Lost
You are entering the twilight zone.

I thought it was *the Twigglet Zone* confused

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11 Sep 2007

OK Who's idea was this:

Washing machine fingers lazy male. It sounded quite good until I read the article.
wink

11 Sep 2007

Quote by lovems
OK Who's idea was this:

Washing machine fingers lazy male. It sounded quite good until I read the article.

This idea is truly horrific the bloke (cant be a real bloke surely :shock smile

is mad as a hatter should be removed from society pronto!! stupid stupid idea. lol

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

11 Sep 2007

oh yes!!!! :taz: :happy: at last.....ALMOST perfect, as long as he gets the door mechanism fingerprint do-dah sorted too.
i think i am inlove with Mr spanish inventor :inlove: worship

11 Sep 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
oh yes!!!! :taz: :happy: at last.....ALMOST perfect, as long as he gets the door mechanism fingerprint do-dah sorted too.

i think i am inlove with Mr spanish inventor :inlove:

:cry: :cry: :cry:

11 Sep 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
oh yes!!!! :taz: :happy: at last.....ALMOST perfect, as long as he gets the door mechanism fingerprint do-dah sorted too.

i think i am inlove with Mr spanish inventor :inlove:

:cry: :cry: :cry:
just joking hun, if you do housework, and let me be a woman of leisure, you will be back to my number one spot
kiss

:kiss: :kiss:

11 Sep 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
oh yes!!!! :taz: :happy: at last.....ALMOST perfect, as long as he gets the door mechanism fingerprint do-dah sorted too.

i think i am inlove with Mr spanish inventor :inlove:

:cry: :cry: :cry:
just joking hun, if you do housework, and let me be a woman of leisure, you will be back to my number one spot
kiss

:kiss: :kiss:
Your wish is my command.
Just lay back and let me take care of everything!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:inlove:

11 Sep 2007

can i order 1 as well lol esp if it saves driers!! ive gone through 3 in 11 mths FFS grrrrr xj

14 Sep 2007

Wished I'd listened to the programme about inventions to encourage men to do more ironing! lol

:lol:
Far better than the washing machine idea! I'd need a man for that one confused

:?

14 Sep 2007

Quote by anais
Wished I'd listened to the programme about inventions to encourage men to do more ironing! :lol:
Far better than the washing machine idea! I'd need a man for that one :?

So ... it's 'men' are the new invention, is it? :lol: