Bless me forumites, for I have sinned, it has been a while since my last confession.
I confess to having the best time EVER last night......here in the forum and on msn.
I drank 2 BIG bottles of Smirnoff Ice all to myself, got a little squiffy and engaged in some juvenile 'plumber - related' jokes (and I use the term JOKE very loosely indeed) in the plummer shagging thread.
I also flirted badly with a vanilla mate on msn and confessed to loving another msn/SH friend.....why oh why do I get all loved up when I drink??? :inlove:
However, I am paying for my sins this morning, as I have a herd of rabid wildebeest cantering around my head.
can i possibly be forgiven
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Forgive me fellow delinquents for I have (not) sinned.
It's been far too long since my last shag and I am guilty of impure and disgustingly sexy thoughts about.....well just about everyone at the moment :shock:
I'm suffering badly with PMT so am incredibly horny but can't do anything about it for at least a week and it's ruined.....RUINED I say!.....a planned meet I had for Tuesday
I have also had dreadful and murderous thoughts about stringing Mother Nature up by her bleeding leaves and leaving her for the crows
All sympathy shag offers to my mailbox please and I will deal with them when the hormonal chastity belt comes off :?
It's been far too long since my last shag and I am guilty of impure and disgustingly sexy thoughts about.....well just about everyone at the moment :shock:
I'm suffering badly with PMT so am incredibly horny but can't do anything about it for at least a week and it's ruined.....RUINED I say!.....a planned meet I had for Tuesday
I have also had dreadful and murderous thoughts about stringing Mother Nature up by her bleeding leaves and leaving her for the crows
All sympathy shag offers to my mailbox please and I will deal with them when the hormonal chastity belt comes off :?
Sex God
Forgive me for I sorta sinned last night.
I went out and for the 1st time in 2 years had the demon drink. I then came here and posted/hijacked and generally made a nusiance of my usual shy and demure self.
I went out and for the 1st time in 2 years had the demon drink. I then came here and posted/hijacked and generally made a nusiance of my usual shy and demure self.
ops: :oops:
Sex God
I a woman is considered guilty for what goes on in her mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes!
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:twisted:
Sex God
Oooo in that case, I'd like to confess to the ladywank I had this morning whilst listening to MrFB shagging the lady we both shagged last night. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
Oooo in that case, I'd like to confess to the ladywank I had this morning whilst listening to MrFB shagging the lady we both shagged last night. :twisted:
But, but, that is disgusting.....
:twisted: have you got pictures. ?
Might have
I've just heard a Lady-Wank, and consequently have to admit to having to have one of my own.
Not a Lady-Wank you understand... a manly-wank.. a 'propper' wank... image in mind (and sound) and shaft in hand... usually (in my case) already slippery from a surfiet of pre-cum.. no fancy 'grips' or methods... pure masturbation to ease sexual frustration diliberately piled upon me. Fucking my hand firmly, glistening glans pushing through the loop formed by index finger and thumb... and pulling back to eeeaaase pressure back over the lip of the head... cradling my testicles with my other hand... a little extra pressure and sensation. Not that much is needed right now.
that sort of thing
lp
Not a Lady-Wank you understand... a manly-wank.. a 'propper' wank... image in mind (and sound) and shaft in hand... usually (in my case) already slippery from a surfiet of pre-cum.. no fancy 'grips' or methods... pure masturbation to ease sexual frustration diliberately piled upon me. Fucking my hand firmly, glistening glans pushing through the loop formed by index finger and thumb... and pulling back to eeeaaase pressure back over the lip of the head... cradling my testicles with my other hand... a little extra pressure and sensation. Not that much is needed right now.
that sort of thing
lp
Sex God
Ooooh and me now!!!
I admit to a ladywank this morning lying beside Stormy. After just having laughed, at a very inopportune moment, whilst astride him, because the headboard was banging and he was desperately hanging on to it to stop the banging and concentrate on cumming at the same time....luckily he did raise a grin too
I admit to a ladywank this morning lying beside Stormy. After just having laughed, at a very inopportune moment, whilst astride him, because the headboard was banging and he was desperately hanging on to it to stop the banging and concentrate on cumming at the same time....luckily he did raise a grin too
Sex God
Yes I can, it just means I have to move up abit though 
Quote by __random_orbit__
Not a Lady-Wank you understand... a manly-wank.. a 'propper' wank... image in mind (and sound) and shaft in hand... usually (in my case) already slippery from a surfiet of pre-cum.. no fancy 'grips' or methods... pure masturbation to ease sexual frustration diliberately piled upon me. Fucking my hand firmly, glistening glans pushing through the loop formed by index finger and thumb... and pulling back to eeeaaase pressure back over the lip of the head... cradling my testicles with my other hand... a little extra pressure and sensation. Not that much is needed right now.
that sort of thing
lp
oh eck.......I need another one now
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
I've just heard a Lady-Wank, and consequently have to admit to having to have one of my own.
Not a Lady-Wank you understand... a manly-wank.. a 'propper' wank... image in mind (and sound) and shaft in hand... usually (in my case) already slippery from a surfiet of pre-cum.. no fancy 'grips' or methods... pure masturbation to ease sexual frustration diliberately piled upon me. Fucking my hand firmly, glistening glans pushing through the loop formed by index finger and thumb... and pulling back to eeeaaase pressure back over the lip of the head... cradling my testicles with my other hand... a little extra pressure and sensation. Not that much is needed right now.
that sort of thing
lp
Quote by Whipsnspurs
dear confessional, i feel i must confess my sins. it would seem that my recent phone conversations have had a rather naughty effect on someone :twisted:
i honestly only meant to take my own pleasure (for which i hold no guilt at all) from this person and not to drive them to the same carnal activity. however, in my defence i would like it taken into concideration that the said person drove me to said carnal sin in the first place.
with hail mary's and what have you
whips
R_O and Whips, sitting/shagging/having phone sex* in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
*delete/expand upon as appropriate.
Sex God
It was a figurative tree!
Sex God
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