We`re leaving.........and a warning to all members.

23 Jul 2004

After joining in good faith, we have come to realise that this forum isn`t a group for Religious Dancing Jazz Players at all! :shock:
In fact, we would go as far to say that many of the members here have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex, as I`m sure you can all appreciate this has come as quite a shock to both myself, and the good Reverand Mars, so it is with great regret we bid you all farewell. We say regret, as we have met many people from here who we are sure are far too upstanding to be aware of the deviant activity this forum seems to promote. We would even go as far to say that they, like us, have been lured in and entrapped in the lurid world which is Swinging Heaven. But I say to you...Break free! Join us! Make a stand for Religious Dancing Jazz Players the world over, for if you do not, your very souls may be in jeopardy! surprised

We will build a new world, underground. Can't you just see it? Civilization starting all over again - a second chance. We'll even build a railway and tunnel to the coast, go there for our holidays. Nothing can stop men like us. I've made a start already.............
And together, we will wage war upon the evil that is Swinging Heaven!
VenusnMarsxxx

23 Jul 2004

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
CM

23 Jul 2004

I think you've got the wrong idea.
I try to get down on my knees at least once a day, or if I can't then the good wife always manages it.
wave

23 Jul 2004

Venus and Mars we always knew you two were "on another planet"but this post just confirms it!!
Religious Dancing Jazz Players my ARSE :kissmyarse:
Go on you know you love a bit of....................
69position

:hump: :moon: passionkiss

:hump:

hwoar: :rascal: smackbottom

:hump: :spit: :wanker: :hump:
Or do you want to become social rejects???? :kick: :upset: :scared: loon

Clare and Steve,xxx
wink

23 Jul 2004

Have you visited earth lately ;) it a lovely place a lot of the time...
Hehe, you had me scared there for a minute, now have a nice beer and stop worrying about jazz, thats what cd is for...
TnH

23 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Venus and Mars we always knew you two were "on another planet"but this post just confirms it!!
Religious Dancing Jazz Players my ARSE :kissmyarse:
Go on you know you love a bit of....................
:hump: :moon: :hump: hwoar: :rascal: :hump: :spit: :wanker: :hump:
Or do you want to become social rejects???? :kick: :upset: :scared:
Clare and Steve,xxx

We protest such accusations!
Take our Avatar for example.
`Be one with nature` Mark tells us, `free thyselves from the shackles of society! Let us not forget the story of Eve when she clothed herself in the Garden of Eden, be at one with your bodies............`
Yet our inbox constantly belies the intentions of this site.
Yet we say to you all, remember the serpent!
BEWARE THE EVIL MARK, AND THE ARMY OF MODERATORS, FOR THEY ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!
Venusxxx

23 Jul 2004

Luckily I was wearing my new prescription glasses... and realise that it actually said
Religious Dancing JIZZ Players
I rest my case m'lud
Paul

23 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
We protest such accusations!
Take our Avatar for example.
`Be one with nature` Mark tells us, `free thyselves from the shackles of society! Let us not forget the story of Eve when she clothed herself in the Garden of Eden, be at one with your bodies............`
Yet our inbox constantly belies the intentions of this site.
Yet we say to you all, remember the serpent!
BEWARE THE EVIL MARK, AND THE ARMY OF MODERATORS, FOR THEY ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!
Venusxxx

OK then

The men in white coats are on their way to you as we speak :silly:
Clare and Steve,xxx
wink

23 Jul 2004

So
Venus and Mars
As outsiders what are your opinions of the Human race confused

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
So
Venus and Mars
As outsiders what are your opinions of the Human race :

Well, after much study, we are somewhat dismayed by the lurid path that mankind seems to be taking. But all is not lost! We will guide us to the paths of righteousness. Simply flock to us, allow us to relieve you of your earthy shackles (clothes, money, estates etc) and together we may yet save you souls!
(credit cards are accepted, and all chequesmustbe accompanied by a cheque guarantee card)
VenusnMarsxxx

23 Jul 2004

Had me a little worried there too!!!!!! lol

Can I have some of what you're having please?????
CA xxx

23 Jul 2004

Are you offering to sell things, isn't that a bannable offence :shock:
LoL

23 Jul 2004

Oh, you can come in here and play the innocent Mark, but you can fool us no longer!
And you know exactly where you can stick your serpent!
VenusnMarsxxx

23 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
In fact, we would go as far to say that many of the members here have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex, as I`m sure you can all appreciate this has come as quite a shock to both myself, and the good Reverand Mars, so it is with great regret we bid you all farewell.

Well, in my youth, I actually studied to become a Roman Catholic priest (true story), and I'm still here! What's more, although my firends have called me "Reese" since around '81, my real name is Randy (you have to forgive my parents, they're American, and weren't aware that I'd one day be migrating to the UK and how much of a burden my given name would be over here). So...what's your problem?! confused

:P
Blessings,
~Father Randy

23 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
In fact, we would go as far to say that many of the members here have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex,

Sex??? as in the intercourse kind?? And there was me thinking it was code for Sensual Erotic Xiphoids - a new sword shaped toy designed just for women!!!!
Venus'n'Mars - I'm with you all the WAY!!! We've been mislead!!!!!!!! This is fraudulent behaviour!! who do we report them to??

23 Jul 2004

Ah, well, we know allabout you catholics. One session in the confession box and you can start sinning all over again!
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VenusnMarsxxx

23 Jul 2004

Uh huh - is true! Vix is Catholic, too...which is great, coz, after I'd abandoned the priesthood, my mum wanted nothing more than for me to find a nice Catholic girl! ;)

23 Jul 2004

Venus , I realy enjoyed the way you wiggled your bare ass as you left , was that a clarinet for the jazz playing in your hand lol

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by dazandlou
In fact, we would go as far to say that many of the members here have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex,

Sex??? as in the intercourse kind?? And there was me thinking it was code for Sensual Erotic Xiphoids - a new sword shaped toy designed just for women!!!!
Venus'n'Mars - I'm with you all the WAY!!! We've been mislead!!!!!!!! This is fraudulent behaviour!! who do we report them to??
Well this is it, the problem, I am loathe to report, is much worse than we first feared. Teachers. healthcare professionals, people who on the outside seem to be pillars of society, are infact all slaves to the Swinging Heaven cult. In fact, only last week, I read a thread suggesting a `secret SH handshake`, who knows how deep this deviancy has spread. It`s like a cancer in our midst! There is only ONE way to defeat this evil, we must build our own resistance! Then, and only then, can we be sure!

Uh huh - is true! Vix is Catholic, too...which is great, coz, after I'd abandoned the priesthood, my mum wanted nothing more than for me to find a nice Catholic girl!

And look what happened! rotflmao

Venusxxx

23 Jul 2004

My god - its worse than i thought - ITS A CULT!!!!! Uh oh - HELP!!!!! Resistance - and LOTS OF IT - is the only way to go!! WHO'S WITH US!!!!!!!

23 Jul 2004

Oh Hail, mighty and beautiful goddess, Venus. I am your humble servant.

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Mark
If it's a cult, when do we get to do the 'Free Love' bit?

Right now baby - come and get me!!!!! - i mean - thats disgusting behaviour!!!!!!!!
Ready for your 2000th post hun??? make it a good one!!!!

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Mark
If it's a cult, when do we get to do the 'Free Love' bit?

SH IS the cult, the love is rampant here, but pay you will.......with your souls!!!
Do you really want to spend eternity in hellfire and damnation with this?!

Venusxxx

23 Jul 2004

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!
WHO IS THAT????????????????????????
Shes HOT!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Give me free love any day, lol!!!!!
(This is Lou by the way - i'd love to see the male view on this pic, lol!!!)

23 Jul 2004

Quote by dazandlou
(This is Lou by the way - i'd love to see the male view on this pic, lol!!!)

Nah - is a blonde - don't like blondes, me. :P

23 Jul 2004

Which cheek though mark...?

23 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Ah, well, we know all about you catholics. One session in the confession box and you can start sinning all over again!

VenusnMarsxxx

Sessions in the confession box are a real turn-on (see my contribution to the discussion on "places you've had sex" or some such recent topic title.)

23 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars

Well this is it, the problem, I am loathe to report, is much worse than we first feared. Teachers. healthcare professionals, people who on the outside seem to be pillars of society, are infact all slaves to the Swinging Heaven cult.
Venusxxx

Religions are just large cults

23 Jul 2004

I read the first few messages of this thread with great dismay.
I REALLY did think venusnmars were leaving the swinging scene......what a dickhead I am eh????????............lol
and who the hell is the blonde lady in the devil outfit anyway????
Having met venusnmars I'd sooner go for venus than the gal in the devil olutfit any day

24 Jul 2004

I think we should stage a protest against such cults and religious dancing jazz players and then get down and dirty lol

:lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
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