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why is it when you have a wet dream you shoot loads confused: :?: :?: :?:
do you?......i can't remember the last time i had a wet dream.....i suppose maybe because i have found other ways of releasing it.
i think it must be because you're so relaxed and everything can be perfect in a dream. Oh, and ladies have them too lol
Could it be because you have the wet dream after a period of abstinence so the body needs to get rid of all the stored seminal fluid? I have noticed this happening when I have been working away from home for a couple of months - and not having any sex!
Quote by adamreidless
Could it be because you have the wet dream after a period of abstinence so the body needs to get rid of all the stored seminal fluid? I have noticed this happening when I have been working away from home for a couple of months - and not having any sex!

The body doesn't store seminal fluid it gets absorbed back after a period of 5 - 7 days which is why your plums dont grow out of all proportion, and if you dont use it the amount you make diminishes.
So the more you have sex the more you make...
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why is it when you have a wet dream you shoot loads confused: :?: :?: :?:

I've never really had a thing for Smith & Weston so I wouldn't know dunno
err because youre not holding back?
or maybe its an o-prick-tal illusion? geddit?
Quote by steve_j
Could it be because you have the wet dream after a period of abstinence so the body needs to get rid of all the stored seminal fluid? I have noticed this happening when I have been working away from home for a couple of months - and not having any sex!

The body doesn't store seminal fluidit gets absorbed back after a period of 5 - 7 days which is why your plums dont grow out of all proportion, and if you dont use it the amount you make diminishes.
So the more you have sex the more you make...
so whats wrong with this guy then?
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so whats wrong with this guy then?

Ever wished you hadn't looked at a link :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Quote by Dawnie
so whats wrong with this guy then?

Ever wished you hadn't looked at a link :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
be afraid....be very afraid!......
Hi Dawny
Now I know where these stories come from when they say
"Shot GALLONS of cum" :shock:
With my "contribution",think Id better go and hide or better still,
go and join a monastry !!!!!!!!!!
L.B
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so whats wrong with this guy then?

:shock: :eeek: :shock: :eeek: :shock: :eeek: :shock:
I actually feel very sick right now.
If any man now says he's a heavy cummer I will refer him to that link so he can compare and get back to me.
Not a doctor but.....
maybe because you got loads you have a wet dream rolleyes :roll:
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:eeek: Eeeeeewwwwwwwww OMG blink

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh hang on a minute.... I feel ill again! confused
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:eeek: Eeeeeewwwwwwwww OMG blink

OMG - anyone got any cleenex :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Imagine if he asks "so do you swallow??" biggrin
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:eeek: Eeeeeewwwwwwwww OMG blink

OMG - anyone got any cleenex :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Imagine if he asks "so do you swallow??" biggrin
OMFG :eeek: I had'nt even though of that :blink: blek!!!!!!!
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i think it must be because you're so relaxed and everything can be perfect in a dream. Oh, and ladies have them too lol

Can someone clarify the content of female wet dreams. A bit pervy I know but...well... mine always seem (seemed) odd in that sex would kinda happen completely out of context. In a "Suddenly all her clothes fell off" kinda of way.
Well, I know I've woken up several times before in the middle of an orgasm....
I have no idea how I do it, I know generally I'm having a sex related dream, doesn't have to be about anything in particular, but I wake up with that all too familiar feeling and feeling very flushed!!!
It's very nice I might add.......
Quote by steve_j
Could it be because you have the wet dream after a period of abstinence so the body needs to get rid of all the stored seminal fluid? I have noticed this happening when I have been working away from home for a couple of months - and not having any sex!

The body doesn't store seminal fluid it gets absorbed back after a period of 5 - 7 days which is why your plums dont grow out of all proportion, and if you dont use it the amount you make diminishes.
So the more you have sex the more you make...
I don't think your plums store semen, they make sperm and male hormones so they don't get bigger if you don't ejaculate. The prostate makes and stores a fluid that makes up about a third of semen and the Cowper's gland produces the rest. Keeno seems to have translated my post into plain English - I wish I could write it!
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Not a doctor but.....
maybe because you got loads you have a wet dream rolleyes :roll:

By the way, of all the land mammals, the elephant is the only one with internal testicles so don't try to kick one in the nuts lol
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His balls look a bit poorly don't they! Anything that big and tight between your legs, even after, would make you walk like a cowboy. Umm something not very nice about that, fucker could fertilise China.
A one man Bukkake party! :shock:
:doh:
Why oh why do I keep reading this thread when there is a new post? banghead
:cry:
Yoooo Hoooo Kiss wave
:giggle: bolt
Quote by Dawnie
so whats wrong with this guy then?

Ever wished you hadn't looked at a link :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Yep! :scared: :eeek: :shock: :uhoh: That is just tooooo gross!
mrs ccr xx
That would definately be a spit & not a swallow :shock:
that guy would get on well with this one:
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that guy would get on well with this one:

Crikey! :eeek:
If those two ever got together we would all have to take to the boats. :sticky:
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Yoooo Hoooo Kiss wave
:giggle: bolt

:doh:
Will I ever learn? smackbottom
lol