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What a Winker!!!

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I wish to throw myself on the mercy of the members here today.
My crime:
I sent a single woman a wink
What can I say in my defence.
1. She was bloody good looking.
2. She lived the other end of the country.
3. I had zero chance of getting lucky.
It was lazy and thoughtless. Please forgive me.
helnheaven
Sex God
Personally, I hate those winks! Lazy and thoughtless being the operative words!!
Never mind, you will know next time smile
Unknown User
poke couldn't leave it could you lol
I'd get some cream for those burn't fingers if i were you :lol:
Unknown User
I also sent a wink yesterday :shock: to my self lol and clean forgot I had and then got all excited when a half hour later the auto responder PM'd me back redface surprisedops:
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by de_sade
:shock:
I just hope it wasn't Bluexxx you sent it to.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
De_sade

Heheheheheheheheh, funny you should say that lol :lol: :lol:
First thing I did when I moved back in here was put that automated response thingy on winkers. Well, I got a response back today from some guy who said "thanks for winking back" :shock: :shock: :shock: ............. Hehehehehehehehehe, I suggested politely that he read my profile....... :lol:
But Well, I do think winks are lazy things to do anyway, if you want to compliment someone that you think is good looking, even if you know you have no chance, it is much nicer, politer, and much more complimentary surely, to send them a personalised message..... at least it sounds sincere.
No sorry, winkers do not get my sympathy at all. I say they should face the firing squad :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Unknown User
Well said blue
I think the initial intent of the wink system is good but a system is only as good as its users and they spiraled out of contol.
Unknown User
Quote by sheddy
I also sent a wink yesterday :shock: to my self lol and clean forgot I had and then got all excited when a half hour later the auto responder PM'd me back redface surprisedops:

Can you send to yourself :shock:
May try just to say i had one :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
I wish to throw myself on the mercy of the members here today.

looks like you got away with it ....
from my own point of view......
i couldnt give a shit..........................
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by goose35
I also sent a wink yesterday :shock: to my self lol and clean forgot I had and then got all excited when a half hour later the auto responder PM'd me back redface surprisedops:

Can you send to yourself :shock:
May try just to say i had one :lol:
i did giggle the day i wondered if you could pm yourself, and found it worked :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I also sent a wink yesterday :shock: to my self lol and clean forgot I had and then got all excited when a half hour later the auto responder PM'd me back redface surprisedops:

Can you send to yourself :shock:
May try just to say i had one :lol:
i did giggle the day i wondered if you could pm yourself, and found it worked :giggle:
I've PM'd myself didn't know you could wink yourself though.
Check wink spelt right, check :lol:
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I also sent a wink yesterday :shock: to my self lol and clean forgot I had and then got all excited when a half hour later the auto responder PM'd me back redface surprisedops:

Can you send to yourself :shock:
May try just to say i had one :lol:
i did giggle the day i wondered if you could pm yourself, and found it worked :giggle:
you boys really need to find a hobby or something..........how about knitting.......... :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Well i did it. I winked myself lol
Valton
Warming the Bed
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I also sent a wink yesterday :shock: to my self lol and clean forgot I had and then got all excited when a half hour later the auto responder PM'd me back redface surprisedops:

Can you send to yourself :shock:
May try just to say i had one :lol:
i did giggle the day i wondered if you could pm yourself, and found it worked :giggle:
Now I really am impressed, I can spend all night arguimg with and winking at myself!
Trouble is, no one will know the difference from a usual Sat night.
bsubverted
Warming the Bed
ah but you have only got 30 winks at your disposal... if you are going to argue with your self through the night... then you must economize...
Quote by Valton
I also sent a wink yesterday :shock: to my self lol and clean forgot I had and then got all excited when a half hour later the auto responder PM'd me back redface surprisedops:

Can you send to yourself :shock:
May try just to say i had one :lol:
i did giggle the day i wondered if you could pm yourself, and found it worked :giggle:
Now I really am impressed, I can spend all night arguimg with and winking at myself!
Trouble is, no one will know the difference from a usual Sat night.
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
I wish to throw myself on the mercy of the members here today.
My crime:
I sent a single woman a wink
What can I say in my defence.
1. She was bloody good looking.
2. She lived the other end of the country.
3. I had zero chance of getting lucky.
It was lazy and thoughtless. Please forgive me.

Despite my repentence on this act, I should say by the careful study of the number of views of my photo that she or someone did take a look at me. So, perhaps it wasn't the awful thing I originally thought!!